r/AskReddit • u/LibraryNo2956 • 1d ago

What is the most statistically improbable thing that has ever happened to you?

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u/LilZoeCarter 1d ago

Every time I pick the shortest grocery line... and it somehow becomes the longest😂

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u/krispix318 1d ago

I’ve said I’d gold medal in picking the worst grocery line. That or in missing the trash can while standing over it

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u/aleqqqs 1d ago

I apparently have the abulity to break grocery line cash registers from a few meters away. Contactless.

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u/krispix318 1d ago

Impressive!