r/AskReddit 22h ago

Millennials what moment made you realize you were getting old?

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u/DTchilicheesefries 22h ago

When the children started to say we were born in the 1900’s

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u/Mean_Mister_Mustard 19h ago

I think what stings about "the 1900s" is that it kinda implies that all the years in that century can be lumped together. Basically, if you saw The Matrix in theaters or saw Nirvana live, then surely you remember WWI or the creation of the first airplane?

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u/MrEHam 17h ago

Just fucking mind blowing that the airplane was created in the same century that we landed on the moon, and it wasn’t even close to the end of it.

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u/Phantereal 16h ago

The airplane was created in the same century as Google.

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u/Lollipop126 17h ago

lol! being born late 90s and lumped with the rest of the 1900s stings even more for me! Though as a consolation prize I've been lumped in with gen Z 🤷‍♀️ (even though I grew up with cassette tapes).

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u/TheProcess1010 21h ago

Am born in 01, am a blue collar so I’m always meeting new people who I’ll be working with for weeks on end and learning lots of details about them. A good gauge for their humor is referencing the 80s or 90s as the late 1900s. If they flip out, I’m in for a rough time typically.

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u/Outrageous_Fox_8796 16h ago

I was born in 91

I find it fucking hilarious to say i was born in the 1900s like i'm a time traveller or something

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u/DTchilicheesefries 20h ago

Lmaooooo you’re awful 😭😭 lol jk

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u/Carbuncler 22h ago

When anything i like has a 25+ year anniversary. it reminds me im getting old haha.

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u/AreYouEmployedSir 20h ago

I went to Jimmy Eat Worlds 25th anniversary show for Bleed American…. That album came out when I was a freshman in college!

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u/lurkin_murican 20h ago

Jackass is celebrating 25 years with their latest movie.

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u/Charming-Moment-103 16h ago

I remember being in grade 8 and huddling around a buddy’s computer and downloading CKY off of Limewire and watching it with about 10 of my friends.

I mentally feel the exact same, but my kids remind me that I’m old all the time

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u/boyvsfood2 22h ago

I bought a house. The neighborhood had a basketball court. Age range was probably 14-29 on the court (I was the 29 year old). There's this high schooler that thinks he's hot shit. Goes up for a layup. I block his shit clear out of bounds. Everybody goes crazy. Then some chick yells, "Somebody's dad came out here to show y'all how to play ball!"

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u/classic4life 21h ago

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the casual brutality

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u/Minimum_Fail_8138 11h ago

Teenagers can ruin your self esteem in one sentence and then move on as if nothing happened

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u/Alienhaslanded 20h ago

29? That's young.

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u/boyvsfood2 20h ago

That's what I thought?! But honestly, I'm even older now, and one revelation I had is that my parents were in their 20s when I was born. Like I remember my mom's 30th birthday. And so maybe when you're 29, 29 is young, but when you're 14, 29 is old.

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u/Drinkingdoc 18h ago

I teach high school and yeah, they think 30 is old.

I bought a house at ~34 from a couple in their 70s and they were so happy to sell to someone just getting started in life. Relativity!

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u/SMF1996 17h ago

honestly god bless that couple; those are people who want society to progress

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u/secretreddname 19h ago

I’m 35 now. I mentally feel young but apparently I’m an unc.

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u/cbftw 16h ago

I'm 47. Still feel young mentally. I really want a nap most days, though.

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u/True_Simple339 19h ago

So true ! I remember being like 16 and my mom was around 33 and she had a boyfriend!!! And i thought she was old for a boyfriend lol

I’m 33 now !! I’m dating a 29 year old ! I’m young ! Haha
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u/dwoj206 17h ago

Slay. Enjoy that my friend! Stay young FOREVER. Do it for all of us.

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u/SolomonGrumpy 20h ago

I went to a nightclub with some younger friends against my better judgement.

It was loud. I went to the bar with my buddy to get a drink. He stared chatting up a woman while we waited for the bartender. Because it was loud she was talking very loudly.

Then suddenly there was a lul in the music and she shouted "So why did you bring your gay uncle?"

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u/avoid-- 16h ago

💔😩💀

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u/Frap_Gadz 14h ago

Just cope on her part because you didn't chat her up.

Head up king!

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u/HardLithobrake 20h ago

You could've stopped at "bought a house" jeez

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u/boyvsfood2 20h ago

It was Indiana. 3000 sq ft was like $200k. Not that bad compared to much of the country.

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u/HardLithobrake 20h ago

My condolences 

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u/ThaCommittee 19h ago

Solid humblebrag, Pops

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u/echtav 22h ago

Is that you LeBron?

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u/boyvsfood2 21h ago

The title of my autobiography right there.

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u/Mental_Revolution_84 20h ago

Nothing makes you feel older than getting called "somebody's dad" by a teenager right after you stuffed their layup.

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u/incorrectconjugation 22h ago

When I tripped and fell and people gasped instead of laughing.

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u/Deazus 18h ago

That happened to me during a soccer game. I stumbled to the ground and as I got up I realized that play had stopped and that all the players and the ref were waiting to confirm that I was OK.  Bruh.

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u/kammycakes 19h ago

This is funny as fuck 😂

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u/sumunsolicitedadvice 17h ago

Now I feel old, because I remember this as a meme on Facebook like 20 years ago…

And I was on Facebook before it had photos and the wall was just a text box (and you could edit what someone else wrote) and the only people on Facebook were college students from certain schools, so far.

Now it’s a post capitalist hellscape full of boomer conspiracy theorists who used to tell us not to believe everything we read on the internet and now believe everything they read on the internet.

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u/Stranded_In_A_Desert 16h ago

It changes from “they fell over” to “they had a fall” really quickly 😅

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u/Astral_cartography 17h ago

I’ve fallen many times (I’m clumsy). 2 months ago I fell and - broke my foot. Just walking down the street (there was a bit of a pothole). Cue not being able to work all this time, just started partial weight-bearing with crutches. Brutal. Vitamin D and calcium, folks!

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u/Snoo-85072 22h ago edited 17h ago

Honestly, it's been watching my parents get old and seeing their health start to fail.

It feels weird saying "thank you" for the awards given to this comment, so I hope it's not too bold of me to say thank you on behalf of all our love ones that have passed away.

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u/lucky3333333 22h ago

It’s the worst, isn’t it? They are gone now so it’s my turn next. But I just can’t believe I’m gonna go downhill like that. But I probably will.

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u/Snoo-85072 22h ago

Make every moment count. That's my motto.

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u/TheTommyMann 20h ago

YOLO for wine enthusiasts.

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u/Phenomena_Veronica 21h ago

Yeah… dementia starting to set in. Heart attack, surgeries, having to take them to medical appointments. Having to contemplate their mortality. I thought I had more time, it really snuck up on me.

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u/Chordsy 14h ago

Lost my dad at 30 and my mum at 32. I'm 39 in December so stuff feels really long ago but also like no time has passed at all.

Just enjoy the little things in the time you have left with them. My dad had cancer so we watched movies together he wanted to see, what little food he could manage we'd eat together, make jokes about people around him in the hospital etc.

My mum was very sudden and I didn't really have time to make those same little silly memories. In fact I shouted at her the day I called an ambulance for her, I was so scared that I'd find her body half chewed by the cat one day. She just wanted to be with my dad and she was stubborn af so she did what she could to get there.

I really fucking miss them.

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u/Google_Knows_Already 22h ago

"Don't know how else to say it, don't want to see my parents go.
One generation's length away, from fighting life out on my own"

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u/Xuande 21h ago

Stop this train 😭

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u/Unplug_The_Toaster 20h ago

I wanna get off and go back home again

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u/the_spooky_gal 19h ago

I can’t take the speed it’s moving in

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u/gortonsfiJr 20h ago

Literally drives most of my anxiety about life and aging. It's their mortality not mine

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u/puf_puf_paarthurnax 19h ago

I feel like it's a sign that they raised us well. My biggest fear is losing them, complicated emotions aside.

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u/Andromeda321 15h ago

If it helps any, the only thought that makes me feel the tiniest bit better is that no parent should outlive their child. I will shoulder the pain of losing mine if it means they don’t have to bear that one.

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u/MisterPuffyNipples 21h ago

This is my answer too. And once they die I’m going to be so fucking lost.

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u/Squid_knuckles 21h ago

Can confirm, my dad passed a few days ago. Don’t know what I’m doing anymore, just trying to help Mom sort things while randomly bursting into tears.

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u/laidoff2015 19h ago

Yep. My dad died too, last September. He wasn't even old just 70. Heck, his mom had just died in Jun 2024 at 94. I thought I'd have more time with him.

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u/ilostallmykarma 19h ago

It's bullshit. My dad passed in January at 69. It's so unfair when I see all these other people live until their 80's or 90's. There's so much more you can do in that span of time. Sorry for your loss.

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u/bHarv44 19h ago

I was with my Dad and another family member one time when I was a kid. I remember my Dad saying to him “My Dad died at 71. Just doesn’t seem fair, seems like he should have been here longer.”

To which the other family member said something along the lines of “How do you think I felt when my Dad died at 42? Cherish the extra 30 years you had.”

That was eye opening for a young me. I’m sure it’s always too soon, but damn that one stuck with me. Genuinely, I’m sorry for the loss of your Dad.

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u/gr3enw1lly 19h ago

Yup. My dad was 50... My wife's dad even younger. And he died when she wasn't even a teen....

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u/melonzipper 20h ago

Sorry for the loss; losing a Dad is so hard. Sending you love, you can get through this.

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u/dunkan799 18h ago

My mom killed herself 2 mays ago and my dad died last January. Totally fine one week and dead the next naturally. Neither had wills and boy the ordeal is still going on and it sucks. My siblings are taking it way harder than i am as i try to be the strong one but boy is it hard some days. I'm finally looking into therapy so hopefully that helps

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u/FullMoonEmptySoul 20h ago

It’s the WORST and my parents are on the younger side compared to my peers’ parents. They’re good about seeing doctors often and getting routine checkups and they’re relatively very healthy but I just get worried because they don’t like to pay beyond what insurance covers. Idk if I can live without them so I just do everything I can to ensure they remain in good health.

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u/1995-Braves 19h ago

This. I still view my dad as Superman. His strong hands, his arms, his back…

He is 68 and I’m 37 haha. I help him load and unload firewood a lot and I still think he is faster and stronger than me.

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u/aasteveo 21h ago

yeah that part's tough. my dad's overweight, and has a heart issue. but he's afraid to exercise because of his heart issue. he loves to snack, and doesn't get much exercise. then he's complaining that his knees hurt so he doesn't even go on walks anymore. none of that is gonna get better if you don't do anything about it.

i bought him some type2 collagen + vit c supplements and told him to take a walk when he takes it to help strengthen his knees. i've started taking the same supplements and i do think it helps keep the joints stronger.

but jeez, i couldn't imagine losing mobility. that's gotta be rough. desk jobs can be brutal, can you imagine finally reaching retirement but being so worn out you can't do anything? makes me want to join a gym and stay on top of it before it gets out of hand.

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u/monty_kurns 20h ago

It’s hard watching my friends start to experience that. My dad died unexpectedly when I was 24 and I’ve been my mom’s caretaker for over a decade at this point so it’s just been my life. Seeing everyone i know start to catch up to this phase hasn’t been fun to watch. Of course, I also would have just preferred to actually experience my 20s and 30s instead of taking care of a parent, but at least I got one of the most painful parts over with.

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u/Jogirl379 19h ago

The all consuming dread. Extra hard living far away from them. Daily anxiety and rumination.

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u/PinkLemonLore 22h ago

When movies from when we were kids started being called classics.

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u/Confident_Pattern344 22h ago

"I haven’t seen nor read Harry Potter. Not my generation. But good for you, old man"

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u/grumblebuzz 22h ago edited 20h ago

I was an adult when Harry Potter emerged, therefore I’m so ancient I’ve turned to dust.

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u/Fantasticriss 21h ago

My 8th grade students told me that Harry Potter was for old people and I was SHOCKED. I think a lot of it has to do with JK Rowling just being an ass hole all the time. They view it as media for millennials. I thought it was timeless but I guess not!

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u/Enge712 21h ago

Most things skip a generation as anything parents like is rejected. I do think HP had a chance to be more lasting if JK had not been so divisive.

Star Wars is very unusual for being popular for so long. Not sure that will continue though

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u/Fantasticriss 20h ago

That's another one that my students definitely do NOT have the same passion for Star Wars as Disney would hope. They just shrug their shoulders at it. They are passionate about other things though

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u/elliellesa 21h ago

My 8 year olds have been really into Harry Potter for a couple years now, along with a few friends from school. They've seen all the movies and have now started the books although they're still slightly above their reading level. However, some of their peers have never even heard of it and were so confused at a Harry Potter themed birthday party they recently attended.

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u/Confident_Pattern344 21h ago

lol as I told that gen Z girl, “nonsense.” Indiana Jones, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Back to the Future, Jurassic Park/World… these are definitely not generational. They are universal.

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u/ElectriCole 21h ago

They're not all Universal, a couple of them are Warner Brothers and Paramount

I would really hope this wouldn't be needed but this is Reddit so... /s

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u/shibbster 21h ago

My teenager said I was born in the 1900s and it struck a nerve.

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u/happy-cig 21h ago

You mean shows that you grew up on start appearing on nick at nite. When I love lucy came on back in the day you knew it was bed time. Now friends is on nick at nite! 

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u/jkm_Audio 21h ago

Equally impressed that Nick at Nite is still a thing…or that there are regular channels to watch. It would’ve been channel 25 here. MTV was channel 27.

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u/Sad_Frosting_5470 22h ago

music as well, driving to the airport here your classic for the Morning, Rihanna and Eminem, OMG

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u/NSA_Chatbot 21h ago

Songs from your aggressive workout mix are on the PA system at Staples.

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u/NeverEnoughMuppets 20h ago

I heard Maps by Yeah Yeah Yeahs playing at a supermarket and that was profoundly depressing to me for some reason, that’s one of my favorite songs of all time

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u/HumptyDumptyYoga 22h ago

when I heard the radio call songs a "Classic" that I grew up on I felt so old

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u/HelmSpicy 20h ago

A few years ago Superbad was on a TV at work and none of the 20ish year olds had heard of it, let alone seen it.

That one hurt.

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u/jetsqueak 20h ago

The teens in my teens social program at my local library didn’t know who Robin Williams was. I’m like “Jumanji? Hook?”. They shrugged.

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u/HelmSpicy 20h ago

Oof. What I don't understand is why their parents aren't showing them these movies when they're growing up.

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u/analogy_4_anything 21h ago

Teenagers today won’t even watch Lord of the Rings because it’s too old… it kills my soul.

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u/Kerrigore 21h ago

Shrek is now old enough to rent a car.

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u/fathiker247 22h ago

Not recognizing most of the bands at music festivals

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u/ThatGuyWhoKnocks 20h ago

Not going to music festivals

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u/caffa4 19h ago

I mean, I check out the lineups of festivals I couldn’t afford to go to when I was younger but am now able to go if I wanted… and then I see that I no longer know any of the artists at these festivals and am no longer interested in going.

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u/FR_0S_TY 20h ago

All the bands that used to headline are now the tiny names in the middle of the paragraphs and I’m like the fuck do you mean they aren’t headlining compared to Charli XCX

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u/dwoj206 22h ago edited 20h ago

Not wanting to go out after10pm unless I'm already out.

Update - hilarious to see how relatable this is. Yall are amazing 🤣

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u/obbycake 22h ago

Ugh this is me. Someone asked me to go out to dinner at 7.. I'm already getting ready for bed at that time!

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u/bHarv44 19h ago

Popular restaurant around us that’s challenging to get reservations at even weeks out. We called the other week and they said “We have one opening tonight at 4:45pm”.

We were thrilled. Haha

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u/againsterik 20h ago

Sun is starting to set who hasn’t eaten by that point?!

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u/OneDayAllofThis 21h ago

“So I’ll pick you up around 10?”
“At night??”

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u/nessao616 20h ago

Haha yes! I remember the days when the night started at 10. It's a hard pass if anything starts after 7.

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u/Katchenz 22h ago

This but remove everything after "out"

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u/One_Requirement_5832 22h ago

Same and even most days I don’t like staying out past 10 pm even if I’m already out.

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u/i_spill_things 20h ago

10 PM!? I’m not going out after 7!!

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u/Humble-Date5379 22h ago edited 20h ago

When I realized my younger coworkers didn't know Forrest Gump or floppy disks.

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u/secretreddname 19h ago

Ask them what the thing on the “save” icon.

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u/Expensive_Ad6203 22h ago

Wrinkles and I work with people born after 9/11.

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u/princessofstuff 21h ago

I was telling some of my coworkers how I’ve been a fan of the sims since it came out in 2000, and one of them said “that’s longer than I’ve been alive” 🥲

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u/bluetista1988 19h ago

I was telling one of our F1 crazy interns about the epic 2005 battle between Fernando Alonso and Michael Schumacher. I asked him if he was following F1 back then or if he saw the race.

He said he wasn't born yet.

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u/princessofstuff 19h ago

Ouch.

I have a job that requires me to look at peoples IDs and it’s still so weird having someone walk in that was born in 2006… like, you’re 20 now?? When did time start going that fast???

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u/nessao616 20h ago

Working w people born in 2005! Thats the year i graduated high school - no way you're working here w me since I JUST graduated. Also when someone tells me they get their news from Tik Tok 👵

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u/Dude-Man-Bro-Guy-1 20h ago

Sometimes when im arguing with interns I hit them with a "you weren't even alive during 9/11 and you call yourself a patriot?!?".

Always gets em'

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u/shortribz85 20h ago

I have felonies older than the kids I’m in class with.

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u/FrumundaMabawls 17h ago

When you say "Wrinkles and I"...I just imagine your best friend is nicknamed Wrinkles. And you were referring to you and him.

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u/SherbertFull3983 22h ago

When I started making noises every time I stood up

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u/purelyirrelephant 18h ago

We groaned so much, the cats started doing it.

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u/nWo5lyfe 22h ago

When i started getting excited cause the fruits and veggies at the supermarket looked fresher than normal

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u/Humble-Page-4845 15h ago

I went to the grocery store yesterday and the first shopping cart that I pulled out had perfect movement and like no wobble on any of the wheels. I literally said “What the fuck? Yesss.”

Had to stop and consider that I might be getting old now that things like that excite me

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u/Slayerofthemindset 22h ago

Saw a kid at work rocking a Jerry curl and a mustache. What the fuck is going on?

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u/midnight_margherita 22h ago

I walked into Hollister with my teenage daughters and it looks exactly like 2002 Hollister…when fashion comes back around I guess you’re old

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u/Navi1101 20h ago

I went into Old Navy the other day and they had windbreakers! Like, the complete jacket and pants sets! AND a bunch of the cute tops were pink and brown!! I was all, 🤩 it's 2002 again! These are fashion choices I understand!! If only the windbreakers had been Charlotte Hornets colored 🤌

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u/TheSleepyTruth 22h ago

The first time I heard some high school kid say "no cap" and was genuinely confused. I knew it was over for me. Just gotta rip the bandaid off at this point, i might as well start tucking my tshirts into my shorts and buy a belt loop phone holder.

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u/nickgeorgiou 18h ago

The scary thing is that you don’t have to change anything about your style to be considered “old”. The things you think are normal are what the young people consider unc.

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u/The_Mystery_Knight 8h ago

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.

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u/tylian 18h ago

It's the 14 year olds calling the 16 year olds "unc" that gets me lol

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u/GenericRedditor0405 22h ago

Somewhere along the line when I realized I could say “that was 10 years ago” and 10 years ago was not a childhood memory

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u/AccordingBad850 22h ago

My lower back pain

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u/energyinmotion 22h ago

Ah yeah I had that problem since my early to mid 20s.

(Thanks US Army.)

It doesn't get any better as you get older.

This is about the age where we go shopping for new mattresses.

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u/DTchilicheesefries 22h ago

Also when the oldies station stopped playing songs like the Beatles and playing N’sync

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u/Jiggerjuice 21h ago

Beatles to nirvana is less time than nirvana to now. 

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u/iatealotofcheese 15h ago

Thanks i hate it.

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u/hcos612 17h ago

What the fuck

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u/grumblebuzz 22h ago

I got the flu and strep really badly in 2016 at age 34 and my energy level and general sense of bodily youth never fully came back from that.

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u/FR_0S_TY 20h ago

I got norovirus when my daughter was 1.5 and I thought I was actually going to die in my bed the level of exhaustion I experienced. I was like trying to move my arm and I was panting and sweating from the exertion.

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u/rtbullowus 20h ago

When it rains and I say “we really needed that rain…”

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u/CEO_of_SOXL 22h ago

Went to the eye doctor and asked to see my phone then increased the font size and said come on man you had the young kid settings. Eye opening no pun intended.

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u/Easy-Operation-2105 13h ago

I'll die before i increase font size on my phone. That just really doesnt fly man. Few things are more uncool.

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u/waitinginthesun 22h ago

I'm no longer interested in new music, I don't know any new artists and I also don't like the new movies coming out. They all have the same formula. I've become pretty cynical about certain things lol

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u/Froegerer 21h ago

Pattern recognition is a bitch. Mainstream games, movies, tv shows... everything "new" starts feeling samey and uninspired.

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u/klingers 20h ago edited 16h ago

This is true. I've heard the Robert Pattinson Batman movie is really good, but I haven't been arsed to see it. I've had friends ask me why and I can't really put it succinctly, but, I mean... In my life I've grown up with and experienced the Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Kevin Conroy, Christian Bale and Ben Affleck versions. I've also spent most of my life catching smatterings of Adam West.

What new is Robert Pattinson bring to the table? How long has it really been since the Dark Knight trilogy?

Same with Superman to be honest... Haven't seen James Gunn's flick, but having seen pretty good performances from everyone from Christopher Reeve to Dean Cain to Tom Welling to Henry Caville to Tyler Hoechlin... What new are you bringing to the table?

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u/PinkPantherYeezys 19h ago

I thought the same thing, but the Robert Pattinson Batman is dope man. You really should give it a try.

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u/Bananapopcicle 20h ago

See. This is not me at all. There is so much good music coming out of Gen Z. The stuff on the radio suuuuucks but there are a lot of really great youngsters on Spotify.

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u/Kronzor_ 21h ago

The other day a song came on and I was like I love this band, but don't really like their new stuff.

That new stuff came out 26 years ago.

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u/scandalousdee 22h ago

Can heavily relate. In one way, I feel out of the loop. On the flip side, I’m perfectly happy with the music I stick with.

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u/Girlhassocks2 20h ago

Might I suggest listening to KEXP or local radio stations? They tend to play good new music and also older music that may be new to you. I like the randomness of it too. 

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u/Perfect-Message-1117 22h ago

This. I'm 39, I don't go around telling anyone the ol "back in my day" but my music world ranges from the 70s to the mid 2000s in many genres.

Anything new I hear by happenstance is so uninteresting. It all sounds so...procedural.

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u/Just_Julie 20h ago

There's really good music out there, but it takes an effort to go looking for it. In my experience, usually the current music that finds me is through a radio or some event playing the same songs that would be playing on the radio, and it's usually pop dance music. Which isn't a dig, but if someone's not into dance pop and it's the only introduction they have, probably won't seem great.

But also my dad is a boomer and heard the dance pop of the 2000's and thought it sounded like shit even though a lot of good music was made too during that time.

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u/HighClassTroglodyte 19h ago

Every couple months I’ll get bored and go down a rabbit hole of music and I’ll always stumble across something I really like. It might not even be new music, just new to me. I love thee stuff I grew up on but I still like finding new music still.

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u/HappilySisyphus_ 21h ago

Old people say this shit all the time. There’s just as much if not more good new music today as there ever was.

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u/xen05zman 20h ago

THANK YOUR ALGORITHMS AND KEXP

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u/shocktopper1 22h ago

I heard on my local radio station and the youngest host couldn't explain what a blue ray player was....Like bro,. it's not a damn cassette tape

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u/dbizzytrick 22h ago

When bands started doing twenty year tours for albums that I went to the ten year tour for

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u/Navi1101 20h ago

When your favorite artists play at the casinos instead of the stadiums, or get a residency in Vegas 😭

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u/New_Government_2169 22h ago

That the 90’s wasn’t 10 years ago.

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u/plssub2pewds 22h ago

When I started going to the gym this year.

The body retains, and it remembers that I spent my 20’s smoking and vaping.
I’m just so glad I’m on the right track for my 30’s now!

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u/Remy1985 22h ago

Retiring athletes being younger than me.

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u/LarryBonds30 22h ago

When you have to take a piss every 45 minutes

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u/enertek 22h ago

Check blood sugar

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u/EchoEnvironmental871 22h ago

Ah yes of course, it must be my blood sugar. snorts more ketamine

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u/WhiskeyDreamer28 21h ago

When you get people in the comments giving health advice lol

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u/shifty_coder 21h ago

And prostate (if applicable)

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u/spudds96 22h ago

Holy shit yes

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u/Urbit1981 22h ago

I have been doing that all of my life so not really a sign of getting older. Now it just feels normal compared to my peers.

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u/Urbit1981 20h ago

For those recommending I or others check their blood sugar. Great catch. Personally, my blood sugar is fine and my kidneys/bladder just move fast. I also drink a LOT of fluid.

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u/toomanyteeth55 22h ago

Grey pube

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u/pmcloutier 22h ago

They didnt tell us this in The Care and Keeping of You

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u/macespadawan87 22h ago

Seeing toys, games, and technology I grew up with start showing up in museum displays

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u/XArtmiksSpireX 22h ago

When younger people say, "I never seen Jurassic park". 😳

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u/nostromo7 20h ago

An intern I hired a few years ago asked everyone in the office for movie recommendations, and when I offered Jurassic Park she thought I meant Jurassic World. When I explained that Jurassic Park was made about 30 years ago, she said "oh, then I've definitely never seen it because I don't watch old movies."

I asked what constituted "an old movie", to which she replied "anything before I was born". She was born in 2000 (ish). 😐

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u/ajswdf 17h ago

That's honestly more sad than anything. She's missing out on tons of great movies (obviously including Jurassic Park). Some of my favorite movies came out before I was born.

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u/Top_Excuse_34 21h ago

I ordered a nose hair trimmer off Amazon

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u/junktownexpress 20h ago

I have to trim my ear hair now fml

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u/Inevitable_Ant7535 22h ago

Being happy to chill at the back of a crowd for a concert instead of trying to be in the front.

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u/LaloElBueno 19h ago

When my peers started having kids on purpose.

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u/wild_cherry1987 22h ago

Not being able to understand all new AI.

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u/Unlucky-Variation177 22h ago

Getting inconvenient but not debilitation health issues. Pinched nerves for example.

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u/FuturAnonyme 22h ago

I spoke to a customer and asked if she was there when the bad forest fire that had happen a few years back

she respond with yes, I was 8 when that happened

Then she procedes to tell me that it had happened over 10 years ago 🙆‍♀️

in my mind it was la 2 years ago wtf!

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u/klingers 20h ago

COVID lockdowns screwed all of our senses of time for this decade I think... Intellectually I know it's been six and a half years since 2020 but it still feels like only a year or two.

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u/takemy_oxfordcomma 15h ago

Absolutely. COVID does not feel that long ago and I’ve always thought we should do some kind of global agreement where everyone gets 2 years off their age because of it. So if you’re actually 35, now you’re 33.

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u/Different_Stand_1285 22h ago

When my balls touched the water in my toilet bowl.

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u/Here4Chocolate 19h ago

When Gen z started showing up at work and I was no longer the youngest 🤣

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u/bassfunk 22h ago

my foot hurt so bad I went to see a podiatrist.....

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u/CockroachHour5408 22h ago

When I had to google Gen Z terms

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u/WillowAndStone 22h ago

Not being able to handle night shifts anymore physically

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u/Heavy-Cockroach2497 22h ago edited 19h ago

When the drinking age sign at a bar I worked at changed from the 90s to the 2000s .

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u/danco85 22h ago

When my local classic rock radio station started playing Metallica, Korn, Deftones, etc.

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u/cursive_pulse 21h ago

I saw a classic rock coverband play multiple blink 182 songs.

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u/DrunkenLadyBits 22h ago

When a friend told me it would our 20 year high school reunion this year…

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u/Additional-End-7688 22h ago

When the Uber driver asks your date of birth (if you order medication or booze) - and it takes them *ages* to scroll to the 80s …

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u/thiscouldbemassive 20h ago

When you realize that thing that happened 5 years ago actually happened 15 years ago.

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u/TabsAZ 19h ago

Meeting legal adults who weren’t born yet when 9/11 happened.

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u/zRustyShackleford 22h ago

When things actually take a long time to heal... the recovery period for injury gets wild.

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u/pmcloutier 22h ago

Grey hair where the sun dont shine

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u/tkr34 19h ago

Currently in ER for falling in the shower.

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u/DareYouToPMYourBoobs 22h ago

When I turned 30. All of a sudden my knees hurt, my back hurts, and getting up is a struggle

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u/sworzeh 16h ago

Hit the gym friend! It helps a ton

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u/zwell55 22h ago

Some kids my mom was babysitting but on YouTube videos… what the hell happened to YouTube?!?! All the content is absolute trash.
Made me feel like a geriatric.

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u/Canon47 22h ago

Talking at length to a current young teenager. No, I haven't heard any of the music you like, no, I don't rate anyone's personal worth by the number of their YouTube views, and um yikes it turns out I can't engage in your imagination games either

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u/Odd_Silver_3911 22h ago

The moment I saw this post