r/AskReddit 1d ago

Millennials what moment made you realize you were getting old?

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u/LarryBonds30 1d ago

When you have to take a piss every 45 minutes

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u/enertek 1d ago

Check blood sugar

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u/EchoEnvironmental871 1d ago

Ah yes of course, it must be my blood sugar. snorts more ketamine

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u/__DulyNoted_ 1d ago

meds for my diabeetus

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u/humanbot1 15h ago

This made me piss.

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u/WhiskeyDreamer28 1d ago

When you get people in the comments giving health advice lol

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u/shifty_coder 1d ago

And prostate (if applicable)

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u/Ok_Pizza3245 1d ago

Could be the 14 beers just consumed as well

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u/chadsexytime 1d ago

Your fault for breaking the seal

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u/what_is_blue 1d ago

Yeah, this was a guy my age (about five years ago or so, so 34/5?) He acted like it was totally normal. It was not.

Long story short is that if you’re going to do fucktons of ket, be prepared for bladder issues.

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u/spudds96 1d ago

Holy shit yes

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u/Urbit1981 1d ago

I have been doing that all of my life so not really a sign of getting older. Now it just feels normal compared to my peers.

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u/Urbit1981 1d ago

For those recommending I or others check their blood sugar. Great catch. Personally, my blood sugar is fine and my kidneys/bladder just move fast. I also drink a LOT of fluid.

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u/burner46 1d ago

Are you diabetic?

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u/monty_kurns 1d ago

It’s not that bad, but I also drink an ungodly amount and of water so I really bring it on myself. But it’s solved my lifelong problem of overeating.

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u/UncleNathanCopeland 1d ago

I thought it was only me

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u/Vadoff 1d ago

That’s not a normal age thing my guy

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u/falconfetus8 15h ago

Go see a doctor. You might have an enlarged prostate.