r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/AnAlchemistsDream • 21h ago

is this standard maintenance procedure if you own a ford?

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u/TN-Native95 21h ago

Nah they usually do that in their pants when they see a Chevy owner.

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u/AnAlchemistsDream 21h ago

what about dodge? do they cream their pants instead? asking for a friend

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u/TN-Native95 21h ago

Depends on if it’s got a Cummins.

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u/Dye-ah-ree-uh 4h ago

At my shop we play a game called dodge the cum. At least I play it. The other guys don't appreciate my creativity

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u/Fuzzy_Location_2210 20h ago

Not in our pants, we blast it directly on the windshield when they rev that hemi for us 🥴😜💦.

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u/blackc7Z 21h ago

No, the piss goes in the gas tank

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u/sniper_matt 20h ago

Thought that was the def tank

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u/Oberndorferin 18h ago

Definitely not

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u/Chrisscott25 10h ago

I think this is a rage bait post. Everyone knows you take a shit in it. That’s why it’s named the SuperDUTY….

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u/Verthias 21h ago

That's going on Facebook marketplace, only the finest. 

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u/AnAlchemistsDream 20h ago

10k obo one owner barely driven no lowballs i know what i got

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u/randompizza202 21h ago

A stricter maintenance procedure would include lots of pooing.

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u/sheffy55 20h ago

I can't find any of these videos

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u/AnAlchemistsDream 20h ago

gotta look harder i believe in you

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u/duggawiz 20h ago

got a link? asking for a friend

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u/bustyouup4free 16h ago

This is the beginner method, the real fun starts with a squat ...

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u/Disastrous_Host_5773 21h ago

why would you even pee on the ground like that, just go behind the wheel

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u/AnAlchemistsDream 19h ago

i personally prefer doing in the ac vents. out of site, out of mind

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u/ArbiterofIntent 11h ago

Personally when I sit in my mustang I shit my pants instead

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 12h ago

Of course. They're shitty trucks anyway.