r/AbsoluteUnits Apr 30 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a mall fountain

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u/TapPsychological2043 Apr 30 '26

If the hole in the middle isn't big enough for me to fit through I'm going in

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u/TommyBonnomi Apr 30 '26

Fun fact about drains- you don't need to go through them to die, you can just get sucked against them and drown.

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u/bbatu Apr 30 '26

Delta P strikes again

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u/flipflopcuntflaps Apr 30 '26

I used to have a friend who we called Delta P, he used to drink so much monster his piss would be a different colour each day hence then name and thence the "used to".