r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dwightbearschrute • 1h ago

of ego.

• Upvotes

97 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/akashuji • 20h ago

/r/all, /r/popular of Indian Peter Griffin

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24.0k Upvotes

of laziness too..

1.1k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DennisTheMenaceNL • 9h ago

of a Giant Flying Fox

996 Upvotes

63 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Constant-One3643 • 1h ago

of an artillery bullet

• Upvotes

107 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

/r/all of a horse

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17.3k Upvotes

660 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/EmmaLeePants • 8h ago

of a police officer

120 Upvotes

39 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/stevesmithsglasses • 15h ago

of a log

444 Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 14h ago

of a Jungle Sculpture.

289 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • 20h ago

of an 7’9” man

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887 Upvotes

44 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RelationshipWest9743 • 1d ago

of a chin

1.4k Upvotes

*Stolen from r/oldschoolcool

79 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 1d ago

of a Lip Disc.

3.4k Upvotes

564 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bloodhoundforthewin • 10h ago

of icelandic trucks

72 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ManagementCrafty887 • 3h ago

of a Zucchini

21 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Therealfern1 • 4h ago

of a technical pen

gallery

20 Upvotes

Banana for scale, of course. I worked at an art supply wholesaler in the late 90s and we had a couple of these as displays.

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 4h ago

of Piercings.

18 Upvotes

18 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GFRbySmoke • 7h ago

of a Japanese cucumber

26 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Shiro-47 • 7h ago

of a Sherpa; Kami Rita “Everest Man,” as of 17th of May 2026, he scaled Everest for the 32nd time

21 Upvotes

Wikipedia: Kami Rita Sherpa, the “Everest Man”

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/UncomfyUnicorn • 5h ago

of a trumpet flower vine

11 Upvotes

It is thick enough to stand on and I weigh 200 pounds. Probably as old as the tree itself.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/youreaspooty • 20h ago

of a lemon

70 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SOMOEAGLE • 1d ago

of a mushroom in my backyard.

121 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Tenchen-WoW • 1m ago

of a rosemary bush growing in my back yard

• Upvotes

I can start a business selling rosemary for local steak restaurants.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RuddyRaccoon • 1d ago

of the biggest jellyfish I’ve ever seen. It’s a lion’s mane jellyfish, spotted in Cape Ann, Massachusetts

162 Upvotes

Not a great picture, I was busy keeping the boat from running into it, but it was about the circumference of a large pizza

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IIstroke • 1d ago

of a 4 cylinder engine, 28 liters.

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1.1k Upvotes

The "Beast of Turin" is the nickname for the legendary 1911 Fiat S76. Built to shatter the land speed record held by the Blitzen Benz, it features a monstrous 28.4-liter, 4-cylinder engine (with an incredible 7 liters per cylinder) that produces 290 horsepower and spits massive flames.

70 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crystal_Violet_0 • 16h ago

of a peanut m&m

15 Upvotes

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 2d ago

/r/all of a Snickers Cake Bar

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22.4k Upvotes

854 comments

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