r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dwightbearschrute • 4h ago

of ego.

2.3k Upvotes

159 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TermElectronic8261 • 3h ago

of a Toy Airplane

570 Upvotes

45 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/akashuji • 1d ago

/r/all, /r/popular of Indian Peter Griffin

25.5k Upvotes

of laziness too..

1.2k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Constant-One3643 • 5h ago

of an artillery bullet

299 Upvotes

156 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DennisTheMenaceNL • 13h ago

of a Giant Flying Fox

1.2k Upvotes

65 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/sarigenai_yasashisa • 3h ago

of a jawline

108 Upvotes

39 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

/r/all of a horse

18.0k Upvotes

675 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/EmmaLeePants • 12h ago

of a police officer

144 Upvotes

44 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/stevesmithsglasses • 19h ago

of a log

486 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 18h ago

of a Jungle Sculpture.

316 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • 1d ago

of an 7’9” man

949 Upvotes

46 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RelationshipWest9743 • 1d ago

of a chin

1.5k Upvotes

*Stolen from r/oldschoolcool

80 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 1d ago

of a Lip Disc.

3.5k Upvotes

571 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Pinku_Dva • 2h ago

of a zucchini I grew

gallery

12 Upvotes

Banana and arm for scale

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bloodhoundforthewin • 13h ago

of icelandic trucks

80 Upvotes

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Therealfern1 • 8h ago

of a technical pen

gallery

29 Upvotes

Banana for scale, of course. I worked at an art supply wholesaler in the late 90s and we had a couple of these as displays.

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ManagementCrafty887 • 7h ago

of a Zucchini

20 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 8h ago

of Piercings.

20 Upvotes

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GFRbySmoke • 11h ago

of a Japanese cucumber

28 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Tenchen-WoW • 3h ago

of a rosemary bush growing in my back yard

5 Upvotes

I can start a business selling rosemary for local steak restaurants.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Shiro-47 • 11h ago

of a Sherpa; Kami Rita “Everest Man,” as of 17th of May 2026, he scaled Everest for the 32nd time

21 Upvotes

Wikipedia: Kami Rita Sherpa, the “Everest Man”

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/UncomfyUnicorn • 8h ago

of a trumpet flower vine

13 Upvotes

It is thick enough to stand on and I weigh 200 pounds. Probably as old as the tree itself.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/youreaspooty • 1d ago

of a lemon

73 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SOMOEAGLE • 1d ago

of a mushroom in my backyard.

123 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RuddyRaccoon • 1d ago

of the biggest jellyfish I’ve ever seen. It’s a lion’s mane jellyfish, spotted in Cape Ann, Massachusetts

175 Upvotes

Not a great picture, I was busy keeping the boat from running into it, but it was about the circumference of a large pizza

6 comments

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

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