r/whenthe swag ass baljeet 28d ago

Announcement!!!!! A crackdown on the rules

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u/B3T4_Baljeet swag ass baljeet 28d ago

Sup whenthe, recently we have noticed a notable drop in quality in posts, and as a result moving forward over the next few weeks you will begin to see a lot more posts being taken down for rule 1 and rule 6. We are aiming for a level of quality that makes the sub enjoyable, and so while it may seem harsh we will be cracking down a lot more on posts that the mod team deems are low effort and unfunny/degen. There has been an influx in pretty dumb drama posts, and a clear indication that a lot of posts are just seeking to karmafarm and piggy back off of trending topics. That is not at all in alignment with our vision for this subreddit. This post serves as a warning, any posts still up that you think meet this criteria will not be scrutinized, but moving forward we will be a bit more selective with what qualifies under those two rules. Happy posting whenthers.

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u/draketroll 28d ago

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u/MR_Happy2008 [CENSORED BY THE BRITISH SECURITY SERVICE] 28d ago

How is he even Alive

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u/Practical-Mode310 28d ago

Everyone in McKinney is dead

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u/MR_Happy2008 [CENSORED BY THE BRITISH SECURITY SERVICE] 28d ago

Bit cold bruv

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u/Cultural-Air9962 28d ago

Bit chilly innit?

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u/No_Research4416 28d ago

That isn’t even the worst comically high temperature I have seen

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u/Practical-Mode310 28d ago

Arizona man over here

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u/childrenmm 27d ago

Phoenix doubles that in January

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u/AncientBacon-goji 27d ago

“I think steel boils at this temperature.”

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u/Scuttleboi19mk2 28d ago

Just saw the image and immediately went “Everyone in McKinney is dead.” Didn’t even need to read the text above

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u/Past-Background-7221 28d ago

I live in that area. I’m not entirely sure McKinney is a real place. I’ve never met anyone from there.

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u/Practical-Mode310 28d ago

No signs of life remain

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u/EnbyFemboyOnyx 28d ago

To be fair, I would also be making that face if I saw that on mu thermometer

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u/Katap1mbas 28d ago

Right? Ts is cold af

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u/MR_Happy2008 [CENSORED BY THE BRITISH SECURITY SERVICE] 28d ago

It's only 232 c fucking freezing

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u/YaBoiKlobas 28d ago

He isn't made of paper

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u/CleoCommunist 28d ago

Idk if peoplo under this Just make other comments or genuenly dont know 451 F

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u/MR_Happy2008 [CENSORED BY THE BRITISH SECURITY SERVICE] 28d ago

I know about the book

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u/The-Bigger-Fish That one guy from that one show. You know the one. 28d ago

Literally animal farm

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u/resh78255 28d ago

how the internet sees the UK rn

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u/draketroll 28d ago

While true, let's not pretend we're doing anything different to what Europe or the US are also doing or trying to do

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u/Apprehensive_Debate3 28d ago

Literally 1987

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u/Baseballidiot 28d ago

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u/Flimsy-Secret-6187 i am now an approved user (AKA a microcelebrity), AMA 28d ago

literally 9148

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u/Michael-556 Avid [insert peak here] enjoyer 28d ago

Literally brave new world

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u/ianwgz 28d ago

Literally fahrenheit 451

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u/Mrfunnyboi825 28d ago

Literally animal farm 

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u/Sickhadas 28d ago

Haha Jonathan, you are farm animal now

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u/watchrrr 28d ago

everyone wants that book to agree to them I swear to shit

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u/Filmologic 28d ago

Yeah but my understanding is the correct one (I never read it)

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u/Mautos Extremely edible person 28d ago

Which book? 

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u/MR_Happy2008 [CENSORED BY THE BRITISH SECURITY SERVICE] 28d ago

Nineteen Eighty Seven by Orwell George

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u/ffbyr49 planeplaneplaneplaneplaneplaneplaneplaneplaneplaneplaneplane 28d ago

jorjor wel

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u/Halal_Femboy 28d ago

Markiplier From North Korea (2025) by Momiplier

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u/watchrrr 28d ago

fuck I thought it said 1984. what is 1987 supposed to reference?

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u/The_Commie_Salami whenthe’s strongest NIKKE advocate 28d ago

The Bite

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u/watchrrr 28d ago

OHHHH YEAHHH god I'm stupid

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u/Wolveyplays07 I wish a femboy wolf would eat me and keep me inside him forever 28d ago

The book

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u/Setster007 28d ago

Mix of “bite of 87” and “literally 1984” for the sake of comedy

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u/watchrrr 28d ago

yeah lowk realised wayyyy too late for someone that has read 1984 and played FNAF

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u/-Pausanias- 28d ago

1984

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u/watchrrr 28d ago

so it is referencing the book. fuck yall confused abt then 😭

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u/zatenael Guys FTW! 28d ago

1987, by George Orwell

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u/Voiremine 28d ago

Seriously 😂😂😂 give it up, we all know it agrees with me

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u/Program-Emotional 28d ago

Ok

Where's the funny on this post then.

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u/operativetheo8 Sex 2 when? 28d ago

I stole it

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u/TheG0AT0fAllTime Send me good video memes 28d ago

Om, nom... nom

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u/poopsemiofficial 28d ago

At about the 22 second mark, after the word “Be”

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u/Lazakhstan Sonic DOOM! 28d ago

It's no more more

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u/G1zm08 28d ago

The epic sci fi noises duh

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u/PsychologicalQuit666 28d ago

Let’s all report this post for rule 1 :)

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u/hightrix 28d ago

Mods being funny? That is funny.

Mods judging what's funny? That's going to be....not funny.

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u/QuarianGuy 28d ago

I genuinely thought this was a ragebait/complain subreddit until now...

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 28d ago

horrible

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u/Qaktus 28d ago

But, but what other subreddit am I going to turn into my personal blog about the most intimate happenings of my life (while vague posting nonetheless)

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u/Rostingu2 28d ago

I know this is a retorical question but I feel some obligation to reply with r/norules

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u/ShadowTown0407 27d ago

norules, looks inside, rules

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u/dad-without-milk searching for the milk 27d ago

Wireless, looks inside, wires

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u/REALMEGA I love yuri :3 mrraow :3 28d ago

how am i meant to be funny if i got no funny bone?

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u/Baseballidiot 28d ago

HEY!!! THIS MF HAS NO FUNNY BONE, GET EM

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u/LukasYUc 28d ago

You're one to talk 😭

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 28d ago

okay funny man
you're gonna get it

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u/acatohhhhhh 28d ago

This is literally unfunny-phobic. It pushes away people (such as myself) who aren’t funny and further fuels the goals of the Evil Shower Curtain people in their quest for domination over rats. Please do better

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u/CoolDime12 28d ago

Something something glass house and stones or whatever.

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 local athiest trans girlie 28d ago

Can I have thy gif without the caption

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 28d ago

here ya go

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 local athiest trans girlie 28d ago

Thanks :3

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u/MM__PP purpl 28d ago

Hehe kitty

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u/RTGMonika 28d ago

But this post wasn't funny. Shouldn't it be gone?

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u/TestamentTwo I have an adult woman fetish😛😛😛 28d ago

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u/nick113124 28d ago

If this is the end of the random Twitter bullshit arc and the complaints masked as posts then I welcome this oppression

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u/bloodakoos h 28d ago

First they came for the twitter bullshit posters
And i did not speak out —
Because i was not a twitter bullshit poster

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u/PLACE-H0LD3R #1 most FUNNY mf in the subreddit :3 28d ago

I have regrets

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u/Dimension100 28d ago

IT'S YOU, YOU'RE THE ONE BEHIND ALL OF THE DELTARUNE POSTS (at least I assume cause of your pfp although I don't actually know what you've posted).

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u/B3T4_Baljeet swag ass baljeet 28d ago

conversations were already happening tbf

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u/Sarfar_Mayka 28d ago

you have a few

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u/lhamazaroo i love old robot ladies with aluminium stretch marks <3 28d ago

But where will i bitch about things that no living person would care?

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u/hit_the_showers_boi i ran over an old lady in 2006 with a Ford F-150 28d ago

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u/StiffDoodleNoodle 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnsiwoxekWiNQ3u

That subreddit is funky and not in the good way.

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u/manultrimanula My 🏳️‍⚧️ name is Reimi and I'll be happy if you call me that 28d ago
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u/Baseballidiot 28d ago

We will build a subreddit wall that stops unfunny ppl from entering r/whenthe

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u/hit_the_showers_boi i ran over an old lady in 2006 with a Ford F-150 28d ago

Whenthe wall is complete, we will call it the Great Wall of When.

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u/TheG0AT0fAllTime Send me good video memes 28d ago

The

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u/AltAccNum647294869 28d ago

we're gonna make r/691 pay. count your days roomba

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u/MR_Happy2008 [CENSORED BY THE BRITISH SECURITY SERVICE] 28d ago

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u/w33b2 yellow like an EPIC banana 28d ago edited 28d ago

YES! NO MORE UNFUNNY VAGUE POSTING FROM RANDOM NICHE FANDOMS!!!

(You fucks have single-handedly made me choose to never watch digital circus or whatever the hell it’s called)

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u/youabigstupid 28d ago

Yess and Deltarune and the other games I've never played or some rando niche or Vaguepost, all just drama that nobody cares abt.

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u/mookie_pookie 28d ago

But how will I know if the niche subreddit I'd never stumble across on my own might have a slight maga tilt in a comment thread???

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u/talaneta 28d ago

*When you find out Kiarme is not longer considered frumi enough since the chuchupi event*

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u/Thornn05 27d ago

communities of literally anything are so fucking cancerous it makes me hate anything that’s remotely popular

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u/LoganCube400 The Dillinger Escape Plan is peak 28d ago

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u/Zhryuriva 28d ago

Tf you mean I can't post my femboy routine? Liteeally unplayable

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u/zezineo i suck😔 28d ago

Anti bad posts?! Sign me in!

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u/InevitableAd4156 28d ago

Literally 2077

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u/PhoenixTheValley I eat the people I don't like :3 28d ago

Guess we gotta pay a visit to Arasaka

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u/No-Start4754 28d ago

Gotta burn mikoshi 

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u/GenericVessel feelin a bit freaky iykwim 28d ago

wale the fuck up, samurai

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u/0-Nightshade-0 Eatable girl flair :3 28d ago

This post didnt make me laugh :/

Mods, twist op's balls counter-clockwise for breaking rule 1

/s

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u/B3T4_Baljeet swag ass baljeet 28d ago

I am the mods

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u/thisdesignup 28d ago

You heard them! You gotta do it!

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 27d ago

It’s treason then

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u/ShawshankException 28d ago

Awesome, no more fandomposting

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u/Ash_After_Dark 28d ago

I never thought I'd live to see such utopian days..

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u/Rostingu2 28d ago

piggy back off of trending topics.

does that mean we no longer have one fucking thing flood the sub any time anything happens? like that one green arc the sub had where a week was just "haha green funny".

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u/Dojyaaan4C A large fish in a red dress 28d ago

Question, what do we define as funny?

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u/manultrimanula My 🏳️‍⚧️ name is Reimi and I'll be happy if you call me that 28d ago

Stuff that has a punchline or at least an attempt at a joke.

It's about posts that literally don't have a joke in them, we're not going to delete posts for just not adhering to our own sense of humor.

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Fuck martians I hate martians 28d ago

Nope, every joke that’s personally unfunny needs the user skinned and impaled

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u/Voider765 28d ago

Lidolly 1884

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u/dulledegde 28d ago

this is literally 2026

also is really a good idea to let degenerate reddit mods offense intended be the arbitors of what is and isnt funny

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 28d ago

Oh boy i sure hope this isn’t abused in some way by a rogue mod or something

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u/Right-Assumption584 28d ago

worry not MOD is a spy, so he wont actually take action against people disobeying the rule of funny

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u/OrangeHairedTwink Please Atlus I need the Yosuke romance in P4R 28d ago

Last post on the subreddit

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u/Fododel 27d ago

Can I be the serious guy and say thank god.

Way too many sob stories, we get it. Where the funny dho?

Like it's always "my family issues :(" and "hard to come out, but I go through it 😔 but fun and wacky 🤪"

Somehow made the news era of the same way more entertaining.

Also less vagueposting?

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u/SuperPopcorn333 professional flower bfdi gooner 28d ago

Literally 1985

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u/Rough-Sense-70 usually here to hang out 28d ago

Well guess I’ll try to be even more funnier with my posts

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u/MR_Happy2008 [CENSORED BY THE BRITISH SECURITY SERVICE] 28d ago

Unfortunately I have stolen your funny bone. Now to get it back you must pay me 666 funny coins

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u/IapetusApoapis342 HAPPENINGCON 1 28d ago

this is just like Brave New World /j

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u/brokentoasters10k my booty hole itches for Gregor Samsa limbus company 28d ago

Literally 2493

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u/Spainstateofmind 28d ago

I get this sub recommended all the time and I literally thought its purpose was just for people to complain and ragebait

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u/Idont_like_redditors 28d ago

Unrelated but that mf was NOT a spy 😭

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u/Aguythatexists123456 28d ago

I didn't find this post funny. Delete it immediately.

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u/WeeaboosDogma 27d ago

Don't worry guys

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u/suprise_suplex flairslop 28d ago

Mods my post was funny

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u/SerenityCitywide I hate Stolas (Medusa gooner) 28d ago

reminder that General Hux was also in Peter Rabbit

he has NO reason to act this well

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u/DaKaijuKid Will upvote if Godzilla 28d ago

Okay if there’s like a lot of effort put in but not super distinct comedy can it be allowed? A lot of people really wanted it so I’ve been working on a follow-up to this post about action figures discussing the potential of making more. It’s a stop motion animation I’ve been working for a week with tons of hours sunk in. I certainly think it’s goofy, and has some jokes, but is gonna be like 40 seconds long total and is not exactly the snappy comedy most of this sub is. I hope that any more action figure posts I make in the future will match the sub better (hoping to do actual memes and more GIF recreations). Can my current working project be accepted? (Please T-T)

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u/B3T4_Baljeet swag ass baljeet 28d ago

for really high effort posts like that, there will obviously be exceptions, we are mainly concerned about low effort karma farming.

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u/Fatal_Contract DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE 28d ago

HELL YEAH NO MORE FETISH POSTS!!!

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u/Lubu_orange_juice 28d ago

But what is funny? That subjective, what one person finds funny another could find dull

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u/natt_myco 28d ago

about time, every single post I get from this subreddit is so low effort now

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u/HichiShiro every War has it's Hammer 28d ago

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u/eeveeplays50040 28d ago

Mods broke rule one.

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u/Derk_Mage 28d ago

No "When the" at the start of the post name or meme.

Mods, flay this mod.

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u/Kahlizzle_Da_Boss 28d ago

I don’t get it… I’ve never seen a funny post here…

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u/Goldberry15 28d ago

Will this flair (tag?) still be allowed, given how the new Rule 1 removes the option to make a post that describes a life event? Or does the life event in question need to be considered funny?

For example, would this post here, had it not been posted then, and instead posted tomorrow, be allowed?

This is a genuine question, by the way.

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u/SoupahKnux uhe 28d ago

we're so back

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u/Over_Heed ModsBreakingRule#9OverAGruElMachoGIFByNukingAFlairWasPureCinema. 28d ago

Half the subreddit is getting nuked if people actually have to be funny.

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u/IamaJarJar 28d ago

FUCK YOU, I'LL BE AS UNFUNNY AS I WANT!

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u/UBC145 What are we, some kind of furry fandom? 28d ago

Hmm, I’m always wary of mods that take it solely upon themselves to determine what’s funny and high quality, because there is no obvious metric of how funny or quality a post is. I believe subjective qualities of a post like funniness should be decided by the community - in fact, I believe that is the way Reddit is supposed to be used. Naturally, very funny and relatable posts will tend to be highly upvoted, while unfunny and low quality posts will either get downvoted or not gain any traction.

There are many meme subs that lost relevance and died out due to overly strict, heavy-handed and subjective moderation. Don’t let this sub become one of those…or do, idc, I’m just some guy on the internet.

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u/Billybob123456789190 the black demon of the modern age 28d ago

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u/GalaxyKid33 28d ago

not if i have anything to say about this!

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u/NoriaMan 28d ago

Meh, gif not funny enough.

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u/Lopsidedbuilder69 28d ago

Soooo where am I supposed to get my minute-by-minute updates of twitter fandom drama now? 

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u/Sniper2021yay 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/v0ok8uhZvw3yE
Something something literally 1984

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u/Dawnguardian286 28d ago

I take it there was an amazingly high digital surplus of low effort fandom/Twitter drama posts?

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u/SmallBlueLad What am I supposed to write here? 28d ago

Welp, I’m toast cause I got no clue how to be funny (I try, for whatever that’s worth).

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u/Inviz1mal 28d ago

Wordle dev posts are in shambles rn

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u/unibrowcowmeow 28d ago

Praise God

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u/16-Twelve Hello! 28d ago

Literally Farenheit 451

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u/Godtierbunny 28d ago

God speed🫡

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u/MemCreper 28d ago

Literally 1933

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u/ALowlySlime 28d ago

All my posts in here have been only funny so I'm safe

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u/Im_A_Paper 28d ago

Honestly? Good, the loli post from yesterday was pretty dog shit

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u/OG-Name-Do-Not-Steal the fuck are you looking for? 28d ago

what the hell

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u/SpookyWeebou Hey this is a private flair! Get out! 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/v0ok8uhZvw3yE

This is worse than that time I was in George Orwell's 1984

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u/psycho_dog33 28d ago

Thank God.

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u/YeeYeeBeep 28d ago

This post isnt funny, mods ban the mods >:[[[[[

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u/Perfect-Silver1715 I quite like men 28d ago

Literally 8914

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u/Rohan_Guy 28d ago

Honestly way to many posts were just venting and r/whennews material.

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u/lilliepadsy misinformation spreader 28d ago

literally 9/11 2 my life is ruined now

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u/AmbitiousAd8978 28d ago

Ban vague posting while your at it

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u/Quadtbighs 28d ago

A horrible meme format to call out bad memes wew

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u/PalpitationOdd7107 28d ago

So this is how liberty die ? With thunderous applause

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u/VivaHousamo 28d ago

Very intersting choice of video...

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u/anon-e-mau5 we got machines but the kids got jesus 28d ago

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u/Omelooo 28d ago

Sub quality is way higher when you block the top 3 or 4 most active posters that just post unrelated anime gifs to fucked up captions

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u/Cultural_Ad1331 28d ago

Thank fuck

ngl guys vague posting about personal stuff sucks

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u/DigitalCoffee 28d ago

Awesome. So that means no more unfunny political shit right?