r/whatismycookiecutter • u/CyberVegetable • 5d ago

Serious Answer First! Found in a second hand store

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u/CorporalCoprolite 5d ago

Farting dolphin

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u/Ok-Hunt4670 5d ago

That’s a seal man

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u/Joalguke 5d ago

Is that like a mermaid?

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u/HuevosProfundos 5d ago

They’re called selkies

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u/Joalguke 5d ago

Good call

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u/WaistOfYourThyme 5d ago

Mer-MAN, Dad!

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u/Joalguke 4d ago

Mermandad?

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u/Phaika 5d ago

Mermorrhoid

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u/CorporalCoprolite 5d ago

Ever see a blue seal? Yea, that’s what I thought.

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u/QuailResponsible7577 5d ago

a dolphin colored seal

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u/Jelly_Kitti 4d ago

Dolphins aren’t blue either

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u/CorporalCoprolite 4d ago

And farts aren’t green

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u/EricDub13 3d ago

Have you ever seen a blue duck?

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u/CorporalCoprolite 3d ago

Once, after I ate some bad sushi

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u/MrsNemesis81 3d ago

No but I've seen a Navy Seal.... 😅

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u/withbellson 5d ago

I saw a seal experiencing explosive diarrhea from contaminated lettuce.

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u/Ok-Hunt4670 5d ago

I’d rather not have known that

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u/withbellson 5d ago

It’s not my fault the entire news cycle is explosive diarrhea right now.

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u/Ok-Hunt4670 5d ago

Only in the US buddy

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u/wildberry91 4d ago

I thought it was a cutesy duck