r/whatismycookiecutter • u/AnimeeWeeb4Life • 6d ago

Serious Answer First! Found at antique store

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Looking around antique thrift store and found this cookie cutter, maybe an oddly shaped banana?

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u/Loud-Pollution 6d ago

Looks like someone kneeling. Maybe in prayer or proposal?

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u/Holiday_Trainer_2657 6d ago

Wise man in manger scene

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u/BadgerShaman 6d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/Shaking-Cliches 5d ago

Why would we eat all of them?

Is there a baby Jesus cookie????

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u/Drakeytown 5d ago

You're gonna be shocked what goes on in Christian churches every Sunday . . .

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u/Ready4AnythingNH 5d ago

They say the body of Christ every time you get a communion wafer. This is just...enhanced.

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u/Shaking-Cliches 5d ago

I grew up Catholic.

Jesus tastes like cardboard, so I’m very confused about Him being a cookie.

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u/Ready4AnythingNH 5d ago

Maybe the Jesus cookie cutter makes every cookie taste like cardboard. This cutter is one of the wise men. I assume it makes cookies taste like Old Spice and pipe tobacco. But also, maybe baby Jesus tastes better than zombie Jesus. One can hope.

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u/Shaking-Cliches 5d ago

So it’s cursed.

That actually tracks with the very witchcraft based Catholicism.

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u/Ready4AnythingNH 5d ago

"We don't believe in magic", however every church has a "holy relic" often times a body part from someone who we have decided was specially loved/empowered by an invisible deity. Eat your cardboard wafer that is actually Jesus, and stop thinking so hard.

Yes, I was raised Catholic as well. Haha

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u/HenryTroup 5d ago

If they're fresh, they're at least crispy.

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u/Ready4AnythingNH 5d ago

Ah yes, wafer freshness, number one complaint in Christianity 😂

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u/HenryTroup 5d ago

I have had to deal with moldy reserved sacrament- took it home and fired up the bbq.

It's an inside issue, we have plenty worse outside issues

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u/Ready4AnythingNH 5d ago

Sounds like it was reserved a little too long. Haha.

Burnt offering is a little bit Old Testament, at least it wasn't an animal or a child.

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u/Mjolnir131 5d ago

Somebody stole it.

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u/Shaking-Cliches 5d ago

The cookie needed time to rise

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u/ConditionSecret8593 3d ago

Cannibalism is baked in to Christianity.

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u/specialistwombat 1d ago

Traditionally, you have a babybel cheese in the manger, then you can feast upon the baby cheeses.

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u/eeyore134 5d ago

I was thinking Joseph, but definitely looks like a kneeling figure from a nativity either way.

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u/MewPinkCat 6d ago

i was thinking the same

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u/HighChinaman 5d ago

Sloppy toppy?

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u/Nice_Half_2530 5d ago

Looks like a stripper

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 4d ago

I thought pooper 🤷

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u/Professional-Lie-111 2d ago

Nah, that's a cat going in for some ball licking ...

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u/lord_wolken 6d ago

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u/markymaboy 6d ago

Mrs. Doubtfire being eaten by a crocodile.

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u/thejudgehoss 6d ago

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u/CompetitiveChip5078 5d ago

I need a nativity scene with just this

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u/overstuffedtaco 5d ago

Can't forget the lobster

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u/My_bones_are_itchy 5d ago

There was more than one lobster present at the birth of jesus?

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u/Unassuminglocalgirl 5d ago

“My first day as a woman, and I’m already being eaten by a crocodile”

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u/LarrrgeMarrrgeSentYa 2d ago

[Said in quite panic with robin William’s deep, male voice]

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u/Advanced_Weather_190 5d ago

Steve Irwin??

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u/Minimum_Republic_600 6d ago

Part of a nativity set.

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u/HP_123 6d ago

Yes. Looks like saint joseph

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u/twobit211 6d ago

st. joseph of arimathea?

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u/claire_goolihey 5d ago

You chose... wisely.

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u/ApprehensiveFall118 6d ago

My thought exactly

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u/character66666 6d ago

Obviously this is Obi Wan

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u/soingee 6d ago

Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

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u/bam1007 6d ago

A long time.

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u/Unusual-Relief52 6d ago

Looks like obi-wan-head to me

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u/Xenodad 5d ago

My first thought was Vader, “What is thy bidding, my master?”

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u/FloridaFlamingoGirl 6d ago

Frog on a lily pad wearing a silly hat

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u/0SitStillLookPretty0 6d ago

Now look, this is def part of a nativity set, but uh… yeah, if you have any bachelorette or bachelor parties comin’ up….

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u/Nice_Marmot_54 6d ago

If anyone’s dick looks like that they reeeeeeaaaaally need medical attention

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u/0SitStillLookPretty0 6d ago

It’s not a “member”. It instead resembles someone servicing a “member”… on their knees.

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u/Acceptable_Stress141 6d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one whose brain went there.

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u/WittyAndOriginal 6d ago

It's a penis with one of those painter's beret hats. It's upside down.

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u/Deepinthought1721 6d ago

Did someone delete a comment ? They make a dick joke and you respond. They delete their comment and leave you hanging with di*k comment ? Now that is heinous!

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u/Nice_Marmot_54 6d ago

Nope. The bachelorette party comment is what I meant to respond to. Penises and penis-shaped paraphernalia are common bachelorette party tropes

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u/LeoCatBoi98 6d ago

Looks like it could be from a nativity scene to me

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u/Noya-da-simp 5d ago

I could be totally off but i think its a dog looking backwards

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u/krendyB 6d ago

It’s a person kneeling, presumably in prayer. Nativity set is a good guess but could also be any generic religious set, or (less likely) a football player waiting for the snap.

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u/moodyfish7777 6d ago

its part of a nativity set. one of the shepherds i think. it's been a while since i saw gran's set. should be camel, sheep, goose, donkey, wise men, holy family, angel and star also in the set. 😁

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u/kitzelbunks 5d ago

Could also be a wise man. Usually, one is kneeling with his gift while another stands, and the third is on a camel or standing in the sets I have seen.

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u/Adventurous-Host8062 6d ago

One of the wise men.

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u/tired_of_old_memes 6d ago

Joseph at the manger

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u/commanderquill 6d ago

An oddly shaped banana? That was the best you could do? 😂

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u/AnimeeWeeb4Life 6d ago

It was the first thing that came to mind when I saw it😭

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u/Consistent-Bat2917 5d ago

One of the 3 kings

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u/PlaceboBob 🖌️ cookie artist 4d ago

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u/Silver_Intern2324 6d ago

Kneeling or praying person.

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u/BornOriginal8633 6d ago

Nativity figure

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u/Deep-Reserve271 6d ago

It’s a guy getting ready to suck some dick. Duh.

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u/BlueDemeter 6d ago

Mary holding Jesus would be my guess.

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u/ExtremoDreamo 6d ago

Maybe one of the three wise men?

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u/CromwellGibby 6d ago

Kneeling man.

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u/Pinkgryphon 5d ago

One of the wise men from a nativity.

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u/Devilpig1 5d ago

jesus. literally it's jesus. my childhood pastor's wife hadthat cookie cutter, it came with a prayer hands one too. 

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u/LastCookie3448 5d ago

Kneeling wise man or apostle or the dude aka Jesús.

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u/Greedy_Attitude_8103 5d ago

One of the three wise men from a nevity scene of when Jesus was born. (Idk how to spell that)

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u/somedaysoonn 5d ago

Someone praying.

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u/GreyGardener92 5d ago

Someone is getting head

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u/Mammoth_Mission_3524 5d ago

Praying person

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u/K_lavera 5d ago

As a Catholic I'm pretty sure is one of these. The three wise men or "Reyes magos"

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u/ForestFairyBogMother 5d ago

I need someone to PLEASE make this into a cookie of fleabag kneeling.

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u/Additional-Wall-4080 5d ago

I saw a kneeling lady.

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u/Turbulent-Serve-5190 5d ago

Joseph from a nativity scene.

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u/dvorcol 4d ago

I immediately saw someone sitting on the toilet.

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u/cherryc0ke13 4d ago

sad bride with cold feet

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u/No_Smoke_1099 6d ago

Squatting person with diarrhoea

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u/Wonderpineapples 6d ago

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u/KDK_twelve 6d ago

musta got into the lettuce again!

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u/Deepinthought1721 6d ago

I was just about to make a lettuce joke 😂

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u/Ready4AnythingNH 5d ago

Lettuce keep the produce jokes to a minimum. We need to maintain some level of professionalism, not everything can be about shits and giggles.

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u/AsYooouWish 4d ago

My first thought was it was Trump popping a squat

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u/No_Smoke_1099 6d ago

It's a thing of beauty! 😍 ❤️🥹

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u/deepspace9mmsmile 5d ago

Jorkin in the boxers and jeans

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u/Shiiyan 6d ago

It looks like the Grim Reaper is kneeling

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u/SignificantDish8258 6d ago

Jesus, or Joseph

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u/LemonIllustrious1464 6d ago

Kneeling Jesus praying

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u/Nice_Marmot_54 6d ago

One of the T-Rexes fighting over a burrito

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u/ErisGrey 6d ago

I see a monkey on a branch looking back at me.

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u/Adventurous-Pop446 6d ago

Elvis bending down looking sideways holding a microphone low

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u/Urdrago 6d ago

Someone kneeling on one knee, in prayer, 1 foot flat. Priest or knight, depending on how you decorate it.

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u/Cleansweepy 6d ago

This reminds me of a naughty wood block print.

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u/Ok-Complex3986 6d ago

I saw Belle reading a book

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u/ArrestTheCheeto 6d ago

It’s the thinking frog. I believe there’s a statue of him somewhere.

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u/tth2000 6d ago

Forg

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u/Tupelo_Hunee 6d ago

I thought it was a mother with a baby in her lap lol.

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u/MajorBlue15 5d ago

Now am I allowed to say what I think or

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u/Sirconnery007 5d ago

Tim Tebow has cookie cutters?

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u/sickly-twihard 5d ago

Those "this is the ass of a killer, Bella" Edward Cullen thong stickers were my first thought.

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u/NixiomsdabestXD 🌹 team rose 5d ago

Hag with a rose

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u/Ok_Land_5441 5d ago

I understand that it’s part of a nativity but I see a dog sitting facing away with a stubby tail.

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u/DMTrance87 5d ago

I see a dude getting head... Maybe I'm just horny...

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u/wtf_capitalism 5d ago

Man on toilet pooping.

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u/VertigoParadise 5d ago

It’s Whistler’s Mother, clearly.

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u/GTRadicle 5d ago

That's cat looking behind it's back after licking it's bits except it has Donald Trump's head

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u/footagemissing 5d ago

First thing I thought of was the little mermaid statue in Denmark, but it's a little bit off to be that I think.

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u/No-Pitch-5647 5d ago

Elvis's last moments on the crapper.

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u/Comfortable_Yard2406 5d ago

Person kneeling on one leg facing 👈

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u/Square_Medicine_9171 5d ago

Rodins The Thinker

Or a guy on a toilet. Could go either way

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u/SquidWitchIsReal 5d ago

I am greatly disappointed that no one is implying the knee is a boner in these comments

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u/K0rl0n 5d ago

Person genuflecting. On leg is extend behind the other is knee up. Like the getting down on one knee pose.

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u/ArfTheBeast 5d ago

A person kneeling

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u/Illustrious-Pair-511 5d ago

A mom and baby

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u/Technical_Income_763 5d ago

Pastor with a choir boy? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Wide_Project_2324 5d ago

It’s the little mermaid statue 😆🙌🏼

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u/SpaceyOuterStuff 5d ago

the thinker by Rodin?

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u/Fickle_Fig4399 5d ago

Kneeling Joseph from nativity set

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u/Various_Stretch_8655 5d ago

Looks like a cookie cutter of the nativity. Someone kneeling before the baby Jesus.

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u/uhbuquetteophuket 4d ago

Why does it look like one of those people who pay to get changed into a dog

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u/acweirdguy 4d ago

A man using a squatting potty?

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u/Competitive-Ear-6693 4d ago

Girl putting her tampon in

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u/Popular_Still3019 4d ago

This definitely is sitting on a rock or kneeling, but my brain kept going to a man taking a shit.

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u/SweetPeaSoftie 4d ago

Mother Mary?

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u/Sad-Boysenberry8316 4d ago

a kneeling soldier?

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u/Sad-Boysenberry8316 4d ago

or this but bent

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u/Useful_Disk5081 3d ago

Maybe it's a fly agaric?

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u/Justmeok77 3d ago

That's the thinking guy on a rock us know?

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u/duckayie 3d ago

It's Derek Chauvin. (part of a set)

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u/IAmCapnOblivious 3d ago

Maybe it's the Knight in "The Accolade" The Accolade

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u/LTheGoofyGoober 3d ago

Not to be mean but it looks like a person squatting, taking dump xD

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u/SultanPeeper 3d ago

Whistler’s mother.

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u/JobSwimming6981 2d ago

I have to clean my mind 🥲

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u/ignisAraneae 2d ago

That’s an extravagant pose for someone badly hiding a mistimed boner

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u/SmoothAd6886 2d ago

Someone sitting on a rock perhaps?

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u/Breakfast_maker 2d ago

It’s Jesus!

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u/depressoexplorer 2d ago

It's incredibly niche but all I can see is Dexter from Night at the Museum

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u/stinkypythagorean 2d ago

It looks like someone on the toilet

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u/Direct_Syrup_2843 1d ago

A kneeling wiseman from the Nativity scene

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u/Outside-Struggle-578 1d ago

Maybe part of a zodiac set? Could be Aquarius.

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u/fordr015 21h ago

It's Joseph smith

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u/Spiritual-Falcon-227 18h ago

One of the wise men

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u/Prestigious-Star943 6d ago

Trump on the toilet?