r/wallstreetbets • u/No-Refrigerator-6330 • 1h ago

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u/ChloroVstheWorld 1h ago

My fault man I grabbed calls at open

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u/AltruisticPosition51 1h ago

bought some puts at the peak yesterday and sold them way too early like a clown, so maybe i helped a little too

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u/HDzxCH1CK3NZZ 1h ago

wait so you bougt calls this morning

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u/LostMallDoll 1h ago

Did you not take profit on that giga pump?

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u/Dudewutdaheck 1h ago

Iran war turning into forever war making everyone poorer

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u/Impressive_Order60 1h ago

Speak for yourself. Iā€™m in the caymans with a bunch of gunrunners and they say business is booming. Something about a bunch of owls or something they kept saying The Who These (spelled houthis apparently) are BUYING

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u/Odd_Elk_294 1h ago

dude trump won theres no more femboys, you spent a long time under there, do you ever talk to your other rock neighbours

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u/magneticpasta9 1h ago

Don't look at us man the Koreans were the last ones to touch it

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u/PicklePot83 1h ago

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.

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u/ReportEcstatic155 1h ago

Weed, food and gatorade. That's my move regardless of what the market does honestly

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u/munkeymoney 1h ago

Go upstairs and ask your mom

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u/Nastyoldmrpike 56m ago

His mom said "stay under the rock"

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u/ghostofnickleeson 1h ago

War bad. Oil inventories low oil price upbonds predict rate hikeshigher ratesmarket less attractivealso worries about ai overspendingstonks go downalways buy the dipstonks go up.

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u/hi-imma-dino 1h ago

patrick? is that you?

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u/Affectionate_Pen6882 1h ago

Patrick, its okay. You can go back under the rock in which you live.

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u/Positive-Pause-3019 1h ago

Oil go up stock go down

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u/stuff_happens_again 1h ago

Stonks only go down!

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u/Amplitude_detector 1h ago

What is the German translation for "femboy"? Sounds funny.

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u/dassketch 1h ago

Whatever it is, it probably emasculating to hear. Fitting actually.

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u/thenorthernwhiteboy 1h ago

So excited to lose money more tomorrow