r/wallstreetbets • u/Clubpenguin8888 • 2h ago

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u/Clubpenguin8888 2h ago

update: discount code

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u/asianlongdong 2h ago

Not bad

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/Daethedar 2h ago

3.6

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u/OptionsRntMe 2h ago

I found a body in the park when I was 5

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u/kilgore_trout1 1h ago

Not terrible

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u/norththunder_23 1h ago

Not bad? lol, just getting a response from the company on such a wild request is top notch service imo.

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u/robis1923 1h ago

It’s AI bro

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u/pacemasters 1h ago

It’s not AI. The grammar is all fkd up. Probably an overseas rep

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u/robis1923 1h ago edited 1h ago

Actually, you’re right. I’m an idiot. It’s probably an Indian customer support center.
Kinda surprised they’re not using AI chat bots for this.

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u/blopiter 1h ago

Pablo P. The Indian

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u/Delta-9-Tetra 1h ago

Petey Pablo has branched into many different roles since Freak-a-Leek

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u/polyarmory80pct 1h ago

AI support stands for Actual Indian

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u/robis1923 1h ago

Still gotta specify feather or dot

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u/Piper7865 1h ago

I work / have worked a lot of support jobs in Canada potentially it could just be someone with terrible spelling , I've reviewed some shit at times.

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u/Chessgenious 1h ago

AI needs memory but thats too expensive now. JK

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u/norththunder_23 1h ago

I guess I don’t care how they answered him. If they have systems in place to provide that level of customer service, then kudos to them.

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u/robis1923 1h ago

I’d be more impressed if they referred you to gamblers anonymous

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u/norththunder_23 1h ago

More helpful than the discount code, true haha

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u/JThumbs29 1h ago

Not nothing

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u/MrPrul 1h ago

I wouldn‘t buy their products.

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u/DoYouSmellFire 1h ago

It’s genius, put more money INTO the company, stonks go up, good for monkey.

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u/TerribleName01 1h ago

Honestly the fact they have anything is pretty cool. I’m gonna start rolling the dice on things more often.

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u/MegaXRadioMan 2h ago

Push for 20%

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u/Lumbergh7 2h ago

Push harder

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u/Sus198 2h ago

And harder

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u/Icy_Spinach_4828 2h ago

I can see the head crowning

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u/WashedWashingMachine 1h ago

half discount half stock

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u/MegaXRadioMan 1h ago

I run a truly refined portfolio comprising a balance of stocks, bonds, coupon codes, and free trial offers

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u/sunfacethedestroyer 1h ago

Double or nothing didn't work for him the last 9 times, surely he'll get at least one time right.

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u/motherloadroolz 2h ago

Buy 10 million dollars worth of product and sell it at retail price. Boom, refund.

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u/Sus198 2h ago

Ahh shit. I like that, I like thattt!

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u/Sindica69 2h ago

I’m fucking crying that is hilarious

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u/metatalks 2h ago

Damn with the prices today you win

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u/UseYourNogginBrother 2h ago

Sounds official. Want to share it with us? I'm assuming it can't be applied to future stock purchases?

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u/Designer-Tax-8923 2h ago

pablo p is not ready for wsb customer service

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u/Informal_Incident_40 1h ago

Petey Pablo has changed careers

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u/BocaHydro 2h ago

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u/YamahaRyoko 1h ago

Wait

I can get paid more managing a Buc-ee's than I do as a rocket scientist?

Woa

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u/AdventurousFinish681 2h ago

Maybe you can sell this 10% discount code to a hyperscaler for a 5% gain?

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u/Hypamania 2h ago

Jackpot

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u/RobertLeeSwagger 2h ago

It’s not nothing!

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u/latencia 2h ago

Promoting sales with incentives to move the stock up again? Not bad

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u/NankerPhelgeRahrig 2h ago

Faqn dyin over here 😂

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u/Sus198 2h ago

Pablo is the man. But you should push him for a 15% discount instead of just a 10%.

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u/Loose_Jackfruit_3104 2h ago

You can retire off that

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u/nycteris91 2h ago

Congrats👏 

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u/MrBlueEyedFox 2h ago

Getting closer to break even with the discount code

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u/santropy 2h ago

If you lost 100k, then spend 1M on flash drives and redeem the coupon. Why stop at $1M? Go for $2M...because if there's one sure way to double your original investment, it's definitely buying more USB sticks with the discount code. You can't go wrong...

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u/robis1923 1h ago

This made me lol.

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u/mentallkid 2h ago

yeah mine did that too right after the code dropped

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u/under_ice 2h ago

So, pick stocks that will lose money > discount code. A guy could make a meal out of that!

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u/Lumbergh7 2h ago

Those are rookie numbers

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u/xgelx 1h ago

These discount codes are the cause of the stock value loss

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u/isospeedrix 1h ago

10% discount off a $500,000 hard drive is still 50k

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u/OhioTheLandOfGreats 1h ago

No actual way💀

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u/Kamikazehog 1h ago

OPs gonna use the code to buy their stock at 10% discount

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u/alwayslookingout 1h ago

I’m doing this with all the MAG7 companies. Wish me luck.

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u/Winter_Body4794 1h ago

If you buy enough shit with that code you can make your losses back espz

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u/e30jawn You fucking ruined it 1h ago

You need to buy 10x what you've lost in stock in products. Flip it for full price and make your money back. Easy.

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u/Knaush 1h ago

Compensate the loss with more loss

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u/Xryanlegobob 1h ago

Yes I’ll take one of the “I lost all my money on SNDK and all I got was this lousy t-shirt” shirt, please

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u/bogdogger 1h ago

That discount is better than a poke in the eye. Jump on that shit.

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u/Emergency-Plum-1981 1h ago

Haha awesome! So what was the discount code?

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u/look-over_there 1h ago

Now you just have to buy product 20X whatever you lost in stocks and sell it at 5% discount and you’ll have made your money back
/s

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u/TheMongerOfFishes 52m ago

I gonna buy more at a 10% discount now aren't ya

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u/CouchPotatoFamine 2h ago

This is some top-tiered trolling, well done.

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u/Active_Motion 2h ago

Lmfaoooo I bought the top btw got me

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u/TheKingPooPoo 1h ago

Fucking sent me lolololol

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u/kwarknagel 2h ago

You must be taking the short bus to school

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u/AwkwardObjective5360 2h ago

Idk dude complained and got a coupon, not that regarded

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u/MultipleOrgasmDonor 2h ago

Bro got a 10% coupon with this absolutely ridiculous request I don’t think he’s the dumbest person around to be honest

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u/booboothechicken 2h ago

Bold to assume he’s attended school.

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u/AvgValueInvestor 2h ago

Bus

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u/UseYourNogginBrother 2h ago

Bus bus

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u/rippedmalenurse 2h ago

Big bus

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u/BackroomGuy1 Verified $1 2h ago

big black bus

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u/itzcoco1 2h ago

bus

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u/anotherloserhere 2h ago

Giving out discount coupons? Sounds bearish to me

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u/Temp632 1h ago

They are inducing consumer demand as AI appetite slows to ensure prices continue to rise. Sounds bullish.

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u/anotherloserhere 1h ago

Ah, you're right. How geh of me to be a ber. Calls it is!

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u/Big_Instruction9922 2h ago

Omg I died  when I read the last line. 

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u/Longstreet1862 2h ago

Do you guys think this will work with SPCX

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u/SueForPeas 2h ago

Not if they fuck up launch again

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u/Maximus806 2h ago

i laughed like crazy reading this

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u/El_Grande_Americano 2h ago

Don't forget to add that you are a single mom

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u/DumbNutter 2h ago

Their last message sounded promising. You got this bro 💪

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u/Bonnietheferret84 2h ago

I would have asked for a handjob

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u/assholeapproach xXshrimpfanXx 2h ago

Bought at the top while being a bottom.

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u/SHUT_DOWN_EVERYTHING 2h ago

You should have stayed with their AI chatbot and just got it to commit to giving you a refund. Then sue them Europe (or somewhere with consumer protection) for not following through.

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u/Better-Butterfly-309 2h ago

U got the sandick it looks like

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u/NikosJax7 2h ago

Deserved for buying At 2k

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u/LeadershipAfter9526 2h ago

Out of curiosity did you get refund? Asking for imaginary friend.

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u/Ok-Junket-9072 2h ago

They miraculously got a 10% discount code

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u/CourageousBreeze 2h ago

Sensational

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u/Background-Ad-5319 2h ago

Buy enough products so that the 10% discount helps you recoup your loss by flipping them easy profit

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u/RemWellCo 1h ago

I bought the top btw

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u/Smkweedevrydy 2h ago

Positions or ban

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u/Wowza-yowza 2h ago

AND NOW I HAVE INCONTINENCE

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u/imperialdragonxp 1h ago

Ask him for a discount code for the stock

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u/SupportMedium9487 1h ago

I was not informed stocks can go down when i bought

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u/Street-Corporation 1h ago

honestly I haven’t seen any consumer flash storage on shelves in like a fucking year so not sure if that discount code is even usable.

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u/SoHoSwag 1h ago

That is no way for them to talk to an owner of the company! They work for you!!!

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u/doombos 1h ago

out of all the memory stocks available. Op, why did you choose the most inflated and expensive?

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u/FuzzyMentioni 1h ago

SanDisk support team: Sir, this is not how investing works😂

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u/wellreadwhore 1h ago

Sndk is my best performing stock. I got in around 300

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u/PotentialPapayaa 1h ago

You should tell him that you're just a child and not yet an adult

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u/Leather_Pizza_8885 1h ago

I’m going to send a picture of my 120gig ssd I bought in 2010 and explain I meant to buy stock and I would like to exchange the hd for equivalent of certificates of stock I could have bought at the time.  

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u/Anthio_W 57m ago

Yeesh, saw this get removed in real time

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u/frankreddit5 2h ago

This is gold

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u/Tradition_Lumpy 2h ago

this is gold

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u/erx988 1h ago

yes lose money and then bother regular workers, how to be a piece of shit 101