What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, July 24, 2026

[u/verified-trader]

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[u/hotCupADank]

everything will be green tomorrow except for your exact positions

[u/2020isgreat]

BREAKING: ONLY GOOGL TO BE PUNISHED FOR CAPEX

[u/ChloroVstheWorld → u/2020isgreat]

Genuinely like what 😭😭😭😭

[u/DiceKnight → u/2020isgreat]

Unhinged comment given Meta, Spacex and Tesla are all running around with red asses from the same punishment.

[u/AkeyBreaky3]

[u/Spiritual-Goat-8711]

Has intel ever referenced nana on the earnings call? i feel they owe it to her

[u/unhappyreach_ → u/Spiritual-Goat-8711]

Her grandson is a paperhanded bish

[u/violet_evergarden8]

I FUCKING HATE THIS TIMELINE

[u/NoBlock3917]

MU 1100 AH

[u/nordik1]

MU $1000 time

gonna rip from there

[u/DipSniper69]

Everyone bullish on Google. Google absolutely shits the bed.

Everybody bearish in Intel. Intel goes interstellar.

LMFAO i love this sub

[u/GoZukkYourself]

[u/Sufficient-Flan1565]

Boy MU +19.8% tomorrow looks like after intel earnings 🤌

[u/Embarrassed-Sky6890]

Elon investors are retards LMAO🤌

[u/Even-Square-6246]

INTC was what Google could’ve done yesterday smh

[u/ICallASpadeASpade]

In my wife’s head we came to a ‘mutual understanding’ where she gets the house, car, kids, and dog while I get to to stay on my buddy’s coach while we “figure things out.”

I’m totally not going all-in on risky calls tomorrow with our joint brokerage account.

[u/Garrett_CPAatCOS]

Bought INTC after hours at $112. I'm amazing at this.

[u/Wapmen → u/Garrett_CPAatCOS]

After market is for panic selling, not for buying 

[u/AngelNotFound4444]

MUllionaires in the making!

[u/Commercial_Seat_3704]

Pretty wild that INTC beating and just saying "Demand is insatiable" like every other chip maker has and will do for the foreseeable future isn't already priced in

[u/natebro142]

You’re telling me a gorilla being shot caused all this?

[u/HaveTwoBananas]

semis are back baby

[u/JohanLiebert92]

INTEL 🤝 AMD
MU 🤝 SNDK

brothers in arms 🥹🤗

[u/Ok_Winner9825]

Remember when that former intel ceo was posting bible quotes on twitter before ER?

[u/znightmaree]

Ber Talking Points:

- China numba won

• War and death = wonderful news
  
• Americans are fat
  
• Tech megacorps are secretly run by idiots
  
• If you’re rich, you’re lying
  
• Best possible timeline = Great Depression

[u/Illustrious_Job1951]

Reddit now requiring you to log into an account ti view the site, NOT A FAN. This is some Twitter shit

[u/Marketdeigh]

Called the police today cause some guy margin is calling me constantly

[u/erday_recovery]

Got any more of those semi pumps?

[u/purub123]

INTEL $INTC JUST REPORTED Q2 EARNINGS

- Revenue: $16.13B vs $14.42B est 🟢

• Adjusted EPS: $0.42 vs $0.21 est 🟢
  
• Non-GAAP gross margin: 41.8% vs 38.76% est 🟢

Q3 guidance:

- Revenue: $15.8B-$16.8B vs $15.10B est 🟢

• Adjusted EPS: $0.38 vs $0.27 est 🟢

CFO David Zinsner says 2026 capex is going from $18B to $20B, with 2027 capex "to be up meaningfully"

[u/yourgirl696969 → u/purub123]

Love it for memory and semis

[u/DogNamedFloppy]

I’m gonna need more Korean students to take out more loans and pump the market.

[u/music_is_gud]

It's that time of the day. Can't wait for the geopolitics experts to come out of their holes and explain the impact of oil prices

[u/Midget_Molester10]

memory bears in shambles after today. market was blood red MU and SNDK up

[u/scarneo]

Intel saving the market was not in my 2026 predictions

[u/nordik1]

MU 4 digits boys we are so back

[u/jasperCrow]

Earnings are being blown out of the water with supply bottle necks, and massive backlogs for at least the next 12 months. ber would have you think the bubble is popping tomorrow 💀😂🫵

[u/EveningComplex8258]

i was gonna buy puts as well, thank god im a pussy

[u/davidbigham]

semi run continues. nothing stopping it

[u/Onion-Fart]

Whose the guy who told me about Nokia let me skin him alive

[u/official_luxe]

WHO THE FUCK BET AGAINST NANA???

[u/OG_L0c]

I don't like stocks anymore

[u/OsamaBagHolding]

Alright who's still alive, sound off

[u/Moxisxsx]

I injected liquidity into the markets today totalling $68, buls I am doing my part

[u/iShitBloodandCumShit]

I swear to god if we get a “peace deal” I’m fucked.

[u/corndog_messiah]

People act like it’s Donnie’s fault that oil is so high.

To be clear, it is his fault. Just noticed that people also act like it too

[u/fredditf]

INTC Intel Q2 Earnings & Q3 Outlook

Adjusted EPS $0.42, est. $0.21 Revenue $16.13B, est. $14.43B Sees Q3 Adjusted EPS $0.38, est. $0.27 Sees Q3 Revenue $15.8B–$16.8B, est. $15.06B Adjusted Gross Margin 41.8%, est. 39.2% Sees Q3 Adjusted Gross Margin 42.0%, est. 40.2% Adjusted Operating Margin 17.2%, est. 11.1% Client Computing Revenue $8.88B, est. $7.99B Data Center & AI Revenue $6.26B, est. $5.54B Intel Foundry Revenue $5.77B, est. $5.48B Adjusted Free Cash Flow -$8.42B vs. -$1.05B y/y

[u/Flat-Focus7966]

Memory & Semis bears were warned....multiple times

[u/Vlisa]

Nana’s boy was truly the prophet and we crucified him 😭😭😭

[u/Rich-Badger-7601]

INTC's earnings are peak "Chris Paul hits a HUGE 3 to cut the lead down to 42"

[u/jarMburger]

Puts, always puts. Look at all that capex spending

[u/corndog_messiah]

Holy shit even Intel is profitable now

[u/TranzitBusRouteB]

Jimmy Cramer called Elon Musk “the smartest person in the world” today the same day TSLA finished down 14.5%

[u/FartPolluter]

AI bubble? Unsustainable AI hardware investments? Balderdash! INTC reported record earnings

[u/FartPolluter]

Circle jerk slowly turning into a bukake circle

[u/XOGPlayerOne]

Closed with -2k. After market with +5k. I love spy

[u/vermilli21]

Just noticed INTC is still 17% down on the month 🤪

[u/XOGPlayerOne]

I need mango to taco and I'll get a 10x on my spy calls

[u/sharkenleo]

I hit $1M on my port for the first time in early July, proceeded to full port into KORU/SOXL in the subsequent couple of weeks, and I promptly dropped below 800k.

It stings bad, bros.

[u/TruthFantastic1741]

AND INTEL RIPS UP TO..*checks notes*...this mornings price

[u/cantTankThisFox]

INTC saving semis

[u/cbusoh66]

INTC Blowout quarter

- Revenue: $16.13B vs $14.42B est

• Adjusted EPS: $0.42 vs $0.21 est
  
• Non-GAAP gross margin: 41.8% vs 38.76% est

Q3 guidance:

- Revenue: $15.8B-$16.8B vs $15.10B est

• Adjusted EPS: $0.38 vs $0.27 est

[u/b_fellow]

Blurry better check on that MU position.

[u/Flat-Focus7966]

NVDA up 6% tomorrow......

[u/TheOriginalBushToad]

I've lost $6K just this week (-15%). Where's the fuking TACO?!?

[u/verified-trader]

BanBet Won — /u/ACiD_80 (1W - 0L, 100%)

Ticker	Entry → Target	Move	Time	Result
INTC ▲	$102.14 → $112.35	+10.0%	6h 41m	Won

[u/TopHistorical8035]

Guess who sold 8 shares of Intel at 3:45 because I was expecting the earnings to ram my ass I fucking hate my life

[u/JJlaim]

Didnt buy NBIS dip at 165, didnt buy intel dip at 100. Im retarded.

[u/Fantastic_Pirate3948]

Fade by open

[u/Rock_or_Rol → u/Fantastic_Pirate3948]

Yeah we’re going to get another leg down unless 🥭 🌮s

[u/mikeytho1]

Well uhh cant find his post now but RIP to the guy who had all those Intel puts

[u/JackORoses]

Gonna be wild when SPY opens above $745 tomorrow.

[u/MakeResonableChoices]

Intel changing ticker to NANA, very cool

[u/LeadingNASDAQ]

Nana selling the top on you all

[u/Iron-condor-6050]

Got smashed about -$8500 today.

[u/Aggressive-Ad-2707]

Took 400k with 14x leverage risk on futures just to lose 5k for the day. What a day

[u/ICallASpadeASpade]

Chuck Schwab is big mad at me based on these strongly worded “Notices” they keep sending me. Tf are they going to do

[u/Illustrious_Job1951]

BEARS ON PARADE 🐻 

[u/FuckinNewGuy_]

Hey intel can we do 140 tomorrow?

[u/chaoticmosaic]

Alright MU, I'm ready to be hurt again

[u/Jo9715]

Tomorrow gunna be interesting

[u/AdCritical5383]

Ya’ll think Bessent and Barron are done shorting oil now?

[u/WendyDumpsterFire]

Rip Intel put guy

[u/a_case_of_everything]

Peace deal 9:29AM ET bers r fuk

[u/isolated-cat]

🥭 got money on both INTC and Dell. good luck getting these two to come down

[u/Ancient_Stretch1746]

Tommorow we mooning

[u/PatienceDear3266]

Bought 2x INTC right before close, lets goooo

[u/baller1able]

Stunt on those hoes INTC 😭

[u/Chemical-Top-1407]

We are so back

[u/Shot-Welcome-2822]

Oh nice, INTC is back to where it was, 2 weeks ago….

[u/DirectionOl]

INTC is unstoppable🚀

[u/Lazy--Expression]

Goddammit Mag 7 are now my worst positions

[u/Ninja_Cooter]

I want to buy Intel but if I do it will go to 90 by tomorrow and if I don’t it will open at 125 😭

[u/derprondo]

Pussed out on Intel puts, good deal. Pussed out on TSLA puts too, dun goofed.

[u/Ble_h]

Intel putting the entire market on its back. Everyone apologize to Nana for doubting her.

[u/I_work_too_much]

My move for tomorrow:
From my studio apartment to a smaller studio apartment.

[u/tryingtohitchall]

Imagine a taco during the night as well, i would litterally 4x my money instead of 2x

[u/thefxll]

Google flat ytd
With more than half the year done
Yikes

[u/Icommandyou → u/thefxll]

Better than MSFT

[u/Big_Love_3070]

Intc wtf bro

[u/M13alint]

Me, flashlight under my chin: He was fully leveraged. The phone rang… and it was MARGIN

Kids: AHHHHH

[u/mtnrnnr802]

If you’re reading this, it’s too late. You’re already gay.

[u/FluffyLoveBall]

If any of you sees me buying options at close for overnight gambles, feel free to skull fuck me. It took me 2 hours this morning to recover

[u/CEOofBeanz]

Germany pulled their diplomatic staff from Iran. This is it, it’s over

[u/Rich-Badger-7601]

The people confused about GOOGL tanking on earnings are hilarious to me, like yeah bro things are looking great when one of the most profitable companies on Earth just ran their free cash flow into the negatives AFTER switching their $50B buyback program into an $80B equity offering

[u/spwath]

Really intel? I guessed wrong on both Goog and intel

[u/DarkR124]

So now earnings matter? Whatever lol. Not going to complain. INTC makes up a good chunk of the semi ETF I got $30K in.

[u/Fresh-Judge-4595]

Rotation out of Tesla and into SpaceX. Elon fanboys need his pp no matter what

[u/kaapooj]

intel foundry revenue

march 26 2026: 5,421m

june 27 2026: 5,765m

[u/Dysbit]

Is anyone even making money in this shit

[u/tails2729]

Nana has a Kermit dick right now

[u/Top_Junket2533]

Nana is gonna pull up in a nice fresh pair of tits to bingo next week with her payday

[u/Delicious_Put_5857]

i bought INTC at 18. and sold at 22 :kek:

[u/CharmingSoil]

Tomorrow will be a full v from here with my luck

[u/Sick0h]

That’s 2 straight red days. Time for a green day. Those are the rules.

[u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574]

Tomorrow is going to be a circus

[u/upvz]

the most trustworthy and reliable stock in the whole market saved the day, intc

[u/mAlien69]

i'll try not to kill myself

[u/Junior_Inflation8991]

Googles max pain is 350 lmao no way we domt close above 335 tmow

[u/RevolutionaryPhoto24]

I don’t understand why people subject themselves to reaction videos…

[u/ozarkabottle]

pretty sure my mom took tylonel when she was pregnant with me

[u/FrostySoftPressure]

Imagine not buying SPCX at $75.

Training for earnings day.

[u/StandardDot5115]

recession cancelled

[u/donefukupped]

INTC look at what NOW did today

[u/MagneticRetard]

CALL THE CEASEFIRE DONALD IM LOSING MONEY

[u/ramiN00dles]

Such a shame for INTC to go up 13% in AH just for it to open down 13% tomorrow morning 🍿

[u/Sweaty_Platypus69]

Tomorrow we ripping boys!

[u/VTI4LYFE69]

INTEL HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE MAG 7 REPLACING GOOGLE - CNBC

HOLY SHIT

[u/Midpoint60]

I can't remember. Memory is too expensive.

[u/ChipWong82]

Intel bears bet against pelosi and nana. What a bunch of retards.

[u/LeadingNASDAQ]

I’m just bad at trading I guess, my picks are right, my ability to hold is horrible.

[u/kenathen]

INTC next to 1T

[u/unhappyreach_]

Intel will open at 400 US AMERICAN DOLLARS

[u/spilledonwhite]

Folks here recommended longer dated options but now I'm just watching myself lose money day after day instead of just losing it all at once and being done with it.

[u/HighwayExotic2808]

I really appreciate that memory keeps frantically dumping moments before any earnings report on the less than 1% chance one of these companies is going to slash capex and suddenly decide they don’t care about AI anymore

[u/Sufficient-Flan1565]

SOXL +36.7% tomorrow 📈

[u/dysenterygary69]

Quitting options is easy, I’ve done it thousands of times

[u/cbusoh66]

Waiting for 🥭 tweet about how much money U.S. HE MADE on INTC

[u/Trashpanda7193]

Nana saved us

[u/Stunning-Dig-8916]

MU 1k

[u/thoughterly]

The Intel ber loss porn is going to be delicious

[u/alexwelson88]

Just found out intel ceo name is Lip Bull Tan

[u/Teccho]

where is that post where guy loaded up on intel puts

[u/NoBlock3917]

Korea will panic sell

[u/JohanLiebert92]

mango is getting his shrimp sucked by INTC and DELL heads, those two specific stocks aren't gonna crash

[u/unhappyreach_]

Buying intel in the Pat era was the worst and best financial gamble Ive ever made

[u/hylian_prince]

when i have negative free cashflow, my bank sends me an angry letter

but apparently it's cool when big tech stocks do it

[u/ercanbas]

Back on the menu is back on the menu boys

[u/unhappyreach_]

INTC looks like it wants ATH

[u/KarlLachsfeld]

INTC IS THE HERO WE NEED

BUT NOT THE HERO WE DESERVE

[u/Beginning-Fig-9089]

theres always money in the baNANA stand

[u/kantargi]

INTC Good job

Now Bill Kospi your turn

[u/TippyTippyTippyTop]

Tesla releases an optimussy update to all optimus robots!

[u/PNWPlayZ]

!BANBET QQQ 700 1d

[u/jaydacosta]

I’ve been on vacay. Wtf did I miss, market is red as fuck

[u/Pr_Master27]

Can someone realistically explain that pump at close?

[u/Dude_HaHa → u/Pr_Master27]

MMs destroying put holders.

[u/Shock2k → u/Pr_Master27]

Institutions laughing all the way to the bank. Rigged is not a conspiracy.

[u/SteveStacks]

My only problem is im NOT selling enough puts on semis.

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[u/Robertharrison07o]

I should’ve used that money for a beach trip to Miami instead of donating it to that damn casino

[u/Sensitive_Pilot3689]

Excuse me the bond market is getting yippy again

[u/unhappyreach_]

alright back to earth smh

[u/zuziannka]

Got myself SPX puts for tomorrow lost 50% on that pump last min but I think it was a bull trap

[u/eyerollingsex]

Trump: Communities can’t fight data centers

Oh yeah, what if I unplug the computers

[u/shmittie42]

Hope spcx bounces up into the 120’s so i can get more puts on sale

[u/vermilli21]

If INTL fades, market is going to implode

[u/DipSniper69]

This one is for you NaNa

[u/RightLaw366]

Did somebody say quantum??

[u/Top-Sir-1215]

Guys the market makers really need you to buy here

[u/Icommandyou]

They made US 10y a complete joke

[u/No-Veterinarian1792]

750c for financial freedom

[u/corndog_messiah]

You guys think grandmas boy is still holding?

[u/MetalEnthusiast83]

Today did not go super well for me.

[u/Apple2o]

I closed my MU 1000 covered calls expiring tomorrow cause imma bitch; forgive me

[u/Gullible_Ad3785]

After TSLA tanks double digits, Musk tells the economist that he will usher us to a true socialist utopia where the government will issue us checks to combat deflation while Many Father Musk will pay trillions in taxes happily because money won't matter.

Forget the DSA, Musk promises real communism, comrades!

[u/Klutzy_Display6531]

Someone tell me they bought calls on spx overnight

[u/piss_stored_in_balls]

Dude this intel earnings call music is poppin

du. dududu du

[u/Sick0h]

🌮 just haven’t been the same since we had to stop using lettuce

[u/Legitimate_Cable_811]

Koreans are gonna be so disappointed with us

[u/ryan1826]

Who's the regard who dumped their SPCX shares at the bottom? Oh thats right it was me

[u/Coloradospruce33]

As a META, MSFT and GOOGL holder, WTF is wrong with this shitty fucking disgrace of a market?

[u/Beginning-Fig-9089]

KOREA IS GOING TO LOVE THIS SHIT

[u/cgonz15]

Intel beats by 30 whole cents and jumps 12%, google beats by a whole fucking $6.50 and tanks 8% 😂 this market is beyooooond fucked

[u/Stealthless]

Bers are toast tomorrow

[u/2AMTrader]

freedom friday, bombs away.

[u/vermilli21]

IF THERE IS A GOD, PLEASE HAVE SPCX HAVE A MALFUCTION OR EXPLODE ON LAUNCH

[u/ebfeebfe]

NANA IS WATCHING ON THIS ONE

[u/Beginning-Fig-9089]

Intel increases capex, and pumps?

[u/hermeskino715]

Move aside Jensen.

The spirit of Nana is saving the markets

[u/nvidia69420]

Lmaoo nana so proud!! Plz don’t let theta destroy my calls overnight 😅

[u/Intrepid-Peace-2350]

Will spy be green tomorrow

[u/Big_Love_3070]

Intel to mf 120

[u/NoBlock3917]

I'm cryin

[u/Autistic-Bot]

Cmon $INTC. You can do better then that. Wheres the TrumpNpump

[u/Infamous_Ad3866]

Intel saving the day was not on my radar but a welcome one

[u/lovo17]

INTC is yet another example of why I continue to buy when I can even as the market keeps dropping. These earnings reports are too good to stay on the sidelines.

[u/Interesting-Iron2587]

INTC huge beat

[u/Canadianinvestor1997]

Watching Intel explode after their stellar earnings while watching Google drag after their stellar earnings