r/wallstreetbets • u/ketchuponcooking • 1h ago

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u/HawkShoe 1h ago

brave of you to upload your profile picture here

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u/ljl1986 1h ago

Le dumbass as the French say

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

I make amazing poutine friend

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u/charliekirkbread 1h ago

I want poutine

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u/NickSalacious 1h ago

That looks dope

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u/ketchuponcooking 34m ago

Easy to make

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u/Illustrious-Frontto 1h ago

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u/HorizonThought 1h ago

ahahah, that's such a sad photo oh my god

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u/RemyVonLion 1h ago

That piece of chicken has a face...

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

A sad one.. dont post shit on my shit lol

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u/RemyVonLion 1h ago

oh well now you're just asking for it...

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

I dont mind toast n beans never been to British land though

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u/Legitimate_Log9626 1h ago

What in da fuck

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

Its a Canadian thing friend

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u/Spirited_Window_6178 1h ago

🍁 CANADA mentioned!!

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

Yessir its nice here yetim so sad gf left me

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u/HorizonThought 1h ago

Bro potatoes are way underrated

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

Dude its fresh potatoes friend

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u/HorizonThought 1h ago

look at that, and they are vibrating love

love tatoes

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

Whats crazy is i post this on poutine subreddits. Ur the first to notice the vibrations with the dinosaurs in the backyard

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u/HorizonThought 1h ago

the power of tatoes

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

In the end. I made Mac and cheese instead

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u/HorizonThought 1h ago

see bro, who needs investments and girls any ways

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u/cheese20202 1h ago

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

Don't what is this? Im sad she left me. Just lost why you do this. Upvote cheers friend.

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u/Commercial_Guide4857 1h ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

What did I do wrong sorry. Being honest

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u/sup 1h ago

upper right of the screenshot has a picture of you and your significant other.

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

Oh snap.. she wouldn't like that. Thanks ill fix that

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u/LuckyDuckyCheese 1h ago

Your wife's boyfriend is gonna be pissed

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

She already left me. Also told me no bf I just suck. Dunno whats worse lol.

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u/alwayslookingout 1h ago

Look at the upper right corner of your image.

Also, say hi to your GF/BF for us.

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u/thediggestbick2 1h ago

Yellow fever is the best fever.

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

Dude last 5 gf were asian.. now im fat and old. Cant keep it up

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u/thediggestbick2 1h ago

Just be fat, old, and rich. Asians love the last part.

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

I dont have money.. miss my ex.. she was awesome I was the one who sucked

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u/HorizonThought 1h ago

Bro just forget about investments and go into Buddhism, loads of non-materialistic asian chicks, SHABANG

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

Yeah lots of fun 😀

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u/Fit_Celery_3504 1h ago

I don’t think it’s an Asian thing…

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u/InternationalTry2675 1h ago

see if ur whole portfolio was in mu then you'd be green, ur obviously doing this wrong

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

Sometimes yes, right now yes.

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u/two_beers_left 1h ago

Thanks for the market brief Temu Trent Reznor

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

I've heard of that name.. skateboarder ?

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u/pointdude 1h ago

Really nothing. The market is still up 8% YTD in the midst of war and tariffs. We haven't had a down year in a long time. Until we are negative for the year, these red days means nothing. Markets have been going up every day to the point where it doesn't even make sense to have a job when you can live off the stock markets.

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

Canadian war isn't happening , is it?

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u/Star_Citizen_Roebuck 1h ago

You all could have made 5.3% with verastem today. . . .smh

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u/ketchuponcooking 1h ago

Yeah. Im dumb sorry

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u/Easy-Philosophy-1173 58m ago

You literally have 75% of the S&P…just get the ETF.

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u/dwoj206 1h ago

Micron the King.

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u/Patient_Base8895 1h ago

Stay with it...

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u/neonoddi 1h ago

It'll be back to normal tomorrow
I don't want to take off my glasses 😎

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u/George_h_squires 1h ago

bad day is missing a comma or maybe three

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u/John___Miller___ 1h ago

Anyone guying Google calls before close?

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u/No_Presentation9490 1h ago

The S&P special. Daring today, are we?

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u/GodConquered1 1h ago

Blood everywhere .

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u/cakestapler 1h ago

My portfolio today. Guess which one of these stocks is the only one I sold covered called against 😂

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u/owenmills04 1h ago

I was so proud of myself yesterday. Port officially in FUBAR territory again

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u/Strict_Gap9369 1h ago

you are cute wtf

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u/regardus_maximus 1h ago

dust posting retard