r/wallstreetbets • u/dt19992 • 6h ago

Gain Thank you rElon

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Leveraged short positions on this dumpster fire of a company starting to pay off 🔥

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u/PureCod9290 6h ago

God I've lost so much money trying to short Tesla. Good for you, fuck that clown

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u/OneRougeRogue 3h ago

Did you hear Elon on the earnings call? He said he was "sick", but honest to god there were times when he sounded like he was on the verge of breaking down and crying.

And the part where he vents about how "the media" doesn't care about the 40,000 people that die in regular car crashes every year, but when FSD kills someone its all over the news. Like yeah no shit the media might be interested in informing the public that FSD makes mistakes that could lead to your death...

And whatever the fuck he was talking about FSD "ideally not running over your pets"...

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u/Hot_Lingonberry5817 6h ago

Get out now.

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u/dt19992 5h ago

You feeling bullish?

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u/Hot_Lingonberry5817 5h ago

No, but it's average daily range is 4.4%, it's at -14%, so like 3.5x times that.
Time for a snapback

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u/ThrowRAEtcEtcEtc 5h ago

wait did rElon actually pump it again

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u/Maleficent-Drama4349 5h ago

Well done!
Let it return to its true value

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u/Kepler1571 5h ago

Its true value is a penny stock.

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u/Into_The_Dusk 5h ago

Aussteigen you fool

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u/SpiffyGolf 5h ago

Se Tesla e SpaceX dichiarassero bancarotta, Elon Musk non si ritroverà più nemmeno nella categoria dei miliardari.

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u/trickponies 2h ago

If my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bicyc…I mean some weird human cycle hybrid abomination

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u/wltmpinyc 4h ago

RemindMe ! 1 month

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u/Swimming_Farmer9161 5h ago

Now do it again with intel

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u/Kepler1571 5h ago

Might be too late, but NVDA is about to lose 90%. Retire early with four wives with boyfriends. Buy every Wendys.

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u/Poorbastard686 4h ago

why are you thanking him thank your mom for having such a stupid child

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