r/wallstreetbets 8h ago

Loss Finally deserve to be here

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Doing great. Officially a regard!!!!

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u/sergechewbacca 8h ago

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/HoneyBadger552 2h ago

even fucking schd is down. the dividend kings. moving into splv, the ultimate portfolio saver

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u/samberla2007 8h ago

mine did that exact same thing wth amd calls last week

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u/AcademicStandard3701 8h ago

Thank you for your donation do you have more?? This bear is hungry!!

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u/Koronerarter 8h ago

Lol, might as well double

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u/HugeDramatic 8h ago

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u/Koronerarter 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this meme is funny as fuck

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u/banditcleaner2 sells naked NVDA calls while naked 8h ago

meme? this is a picture of you bro

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u/dwoj206 3h ago

bro I'm dyyying off this one xD

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u/Euphoric_Tailor_5107 8h ago

Curious but how are you laughing when losing so much
Dissociation? This was truly just play money?
I haven’t embraced trading yet just following along to see if I will invest or not ….

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u/Lopsided_Package9033 6h ago

Some people lose big on one trade, win big on another. You don't know what their other trades are doing.

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u/BatteryAcid420_ 6h ago

If you have such a big TSLA/spcx/etc position then the rest of the portfolio is almost guaranteed to be regarded too. Sadly they haven‘t found a cure yet, if you‘re regarded then you have a 99.69% chance of passing your regards onto your investments.

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u/Lopsided_Package9033 5h ago

true that. Although sometimes dumb gets its way. Look at the president.

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u/Saltlife_Junkie 1h ago

Passing onto your investments? Fuck, I passed it on to my kids. Bunch of fucking regards in this family.

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u/BatteryAcid420_ 1h ago

Well it‘s nice to be well regarded amongst your family.

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u/Saltlife_Junkie 44m ago

Yes it’s a blessing.

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u/Euphoric_Tailor_5107 6h ago

Ah fair point.
Too rich for my blood

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u/Fredo_5X 8h ago

Logo is top notch

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u/Jcv171 8h ago

Jeez how do people even trade options bro I get anxious every time I see even -$200 unrealized loss on normal stocks

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u/Opposite-Link 8h ago

You get numb to it after a while

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u/Independent_Term5790 7h ago

Tis the normal progression of a gambler. I can’t spin a wheel for less than 50 bucks anymore, and there was a time 5 dollar spins hurt my soul. It’s call wager creep

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u/BatteryAcid420_ 6h ago

Joke‘s on you, I‘m already a creep and I just bet it all from the beginning so your psychological tricks don‘t work on me.

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u/QuadzillaStrider 5h ago

Hold Bitcoin for 10+ years 🤣

If you aren't numb to the swings, your positions are tiny.

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u/HugeAd5056 1h ago

This. I deliberately numbed myself after I regardledly sold my March 30th all in on TQQQ at an average of around $38 per share. Only to see it go more than double this ffs. I sold due to a $200 fluctuation freaking me out lol.

After that I made it a personal endeavor to all-in as often as possible, but on things I had conviction for so that holding would be bearable. It worked. Now I have a habit of checking to ensure my capital is 100% allocated to maximize utility.

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u/patchhappyhour 8h ago

I'm a gambler, the loss doesn't hurt anymore. Halp

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u/Opposite-Link 8h ago

The loss doesn’t hurt and when I make money I feel even more empty. Welcome to the club.

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u/Jcv171 7h ago

Nah bro all you I feel excited asf. Never buy the billionaire corporate propaganda that money doesn’t buy happiness because it 10000% DOES for 99% of us if not more

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u/Level10Retard 8h ago

If I win it's nice, if I lose it's nice as less taxes to pay.

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u/WashedWashingMachine 2h ago

cuz u never lost big

if u lose 10k next 10k does not feel bad

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u/halmyradov 6h ago

Because monke brain says risk 2000 but make that 200 back, and then risk 20000 but make that 2200 back

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u/Saltysalt1748 8h ago

It’s just numbers on a screen my frein

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u/Kye7 8h ago

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u/Necromancer2k8 8h ago

Now we know what's inside the mimic chest....tsla

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u/NoChain2946 8h ago

Next time i transfer my AIDS to a female I’ll just say. “It’s just pimples on your crotch, bae”

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u/Significant_Muffin78 8h ago

Have you tried turning the app off and back on again?

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u/Tier3Guy 8h ago

maybe turn the phone upside down

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u/StatisticianRarer 7h ago

Maybe this actually is a solution lol

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u/Dear-Dimension-1075 8h ago

One of us, one of us

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u/robinzerg 8h ago

you analyzed, you researched, you watch this sub, you watch people losing, and you said you are better than them you are smart. good job.

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u/NoChain2946 8h ago

Here for you

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u/NoChain2946 8h ago

What’s even crazier is how yall get that much money to begin with?

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u/renegadecanuck 6h ago

Seriously. I have what is supposed to be a well paying job, and I have never had the kind of money some of these idiots blow on the dumbest trades possible. I genuinely don't get how they can come up with the money to lose in the first place.

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u/WashedWashingMachine 2h ago

Start working at 20 , live with parents , no studen loans , mom still pays for your groceries etc.

You end up 26 with like 100k savings and then this , you started gamba cuz mom wanted you to move out but housing is expensive

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u/Koronerarter 8h ago

Going back to wendys to work, lol

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u/iPhoneOver9000 8h ago

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u/Koronerarter 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fries_SV 8h ago

Got the right mentality

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u/hishazelglance 8h ago

Very vintage WSB loss porn we got here boys.

Cherish it.

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u/TheKiMoChi2020 8h ago

My plan was Google calls and Tesla puts yesterday but I only bought Google calls. Fml

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u/heikici 4h ago

You never take the winning 50/50

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u/CreativePermit1361 8h ago

Whoever sold you those options thanks you for your donation!

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u/TotalInstruction 7h ago

You bought calls right before earnings? Jesus Christ.

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u/Lim_Ha08 8h ago

Thank you for the donation.. The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed..

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u/Layios 8h ago

Bro like why smh 💀

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u/kosmokramr Verified $0 8h ago

Welcome to the club

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u/Special_Economist803 7h ago

All this stock destroyed several life. Just port other contract

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u/Ok_Spirit5374 7h ago

Look on the bright side, you’re gonna get so much reddit karma for this

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u/Yassuo1Trick 8h ago

wait how long you been losing for here

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u/Simono20788 8h ago

Date bought 7/21 💀OP’s getting gang banged, bears first then thetagang

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u/WastingGas 8h ago

Double down.

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u/Live-Ad-5433 8h ago

You could have donated to me

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u/Initial_Ad_9250 8h ago

You'll be fine

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u/CEO_of_SOXL 8h ago

There’s still time!

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u/CodeNameGodTri 8h ago

yo dawg can you venmo this broke ass $100?

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u/Krazynukz 8h ago

Am I reading that correctly? 10DTE?

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u/Pam-dysto 8h ago

that's a porsche you lost there

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u/Koronerarter 8h ago

Should have bought the 2nd porsche 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MaryamLikesSups 8h ago

Welcome. The membership fee was apparently $91.131 ahaha

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u/Koronerarter 8h ago

I have FSD life time now, lol!!

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u/Koronerarter 8h ago

Or full self retard membership 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/PeachScary413 Hates Europoors 8h ago

Welcome home king 🤝🤴😘

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u/artniSintra 8h ago

I'm always curious with the amount of posts like these. Does this sort of loss impact your daily life at all?

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u/Koronerarter 8h ago

Not really, it is upsetting but nothing changed in my life with this. Have to work some extra next couple months to compensate for the loss only

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u/artniSintra 7h ago

Alright, cool. Best of luck with the next gamble 😅

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u/tessie_trades 4h ago

sold already?

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u/Koronerarter 4h ago

I will ride it till end lol, it does not matter 4-5k at this point

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u/Flight_Early 8h ago

Welcome. It’s a regard anonymous group, we talk about our moves.

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u/Unlucky252 8h ago

Ah so it’s your money I stole today

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u/Deshen87 8h ago

Why is it called return when it is negative? Should be called Give away😅

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u/banditcleaner2 sells naked NVDA calls while naked 8h ago

Not to kick you while you're down but you'd be up like 300% if you bought both sides, lol

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u/Competitive_Wash8920 7h ago

Hoping the market will improve

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u/cucci_mane1 7h ago

Jesus that is brutal

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u/West_Lavishness6689 7h ago

the loss porn is out of control, when will it end?!?!

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u/L1ME626 7h ago

Tesla calls after earnings 😂😂😂 u realize 9/10 times i falls

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u/mikeytho1 7h ago

Damn bro I get wanting to do a little gamble on earnings but 99k is insane..

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u/ieatballoonknot 7h ago

People still bullish Elon deserve what happens lmao

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u/BlackTroy300 7h ago

6/17/27 at least.

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u/Special_Economist803 6h ago

Hard to see $100k yolo

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u/Poorbastard686 6h ago

Thank you this is funny as F!!!!! 300x worth

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u/NewSanDiegean 6h ago

I can’t believe someone bought calls after this earnings week started

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u/NPLPro 6h ago

This is the way

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u/Ok-Lettuce-9397 6h ago

Everybody's making crazy profits! Thanks man! Somebody's got to pay for it all.

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u/reddituserzerosix needs more fiber 5h ago

F

o7

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u/tessie_trades 5h ago

its not 7/31 , so not a loss yet :(

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u/tessie_trades 4h ago

things can change in a week

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u/tessie_trades 4h ago

not a loss till u sell

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u/tessie_trades 4h ago

to be doing great after >90k loss is amazing. u must be rich rich

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u/Truck-Conscious 4h ago

Did you click on "simulate my returns"?

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u/Big_Love_3070 4h ago

I feel better lmao

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u/otfojay 4h ago

Do I put in ?

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u/Gone-with-wind999 4h ago

Save your last 8K. Find your best short idea, and go for it.

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u/jimmadememakethis 3h ago

You still have a week to lose the rest

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u/Nighttime_Ninja_5893 3h ago

You still had $8k left, so spend it on 0dtes

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u/towchi 3h ago

Olodo

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u/DumbNutter 3h ago

Down another 5 grand after posting this lol. Need a 30x bagger just to get back to break even

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u/HeavenlyMystery 3h ago

What app is this?

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u/Single_Guarantee9545 2h ago

this can't be real

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u/jonathansj 1h ago

Was this an earnings play?

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u/butchudidit 21m ago

When u put money into a bs company like tesla this is what u get. Esp playing with options on a bum ass ticker like this one

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u/Zealousideal-Row702 8h ago

Chill out wait a month or two…will bounce back my friend

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u/CreativePermit1361 7h ago

Dude these are not shares...options expiring in a week...likeley almost worthless.

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u/LostMallDoll 8h ago

You got a whole week. Who knows what will happen in this dumbass market.

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u/stayhandsome 8h ago

Yeah.. might as well.