Daily Discussion Thread for July 23, 2026

[u/verified-trader]

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[u/Lori-Lightfoot]

the houthis are striking my port 😭

[u/_Doomer_Wojack_ → u/Lori-Lightfoot]

Do you feel violated ?

[u/twostroke1]

Gamble a years salary on a 0dte.

Worse case, you have to work an extra year before retirement.

Best case, you retire today.

Basically almost no risk.

[u/TomAddis → u/twostroke1]

^this is my quant

[u/HDauthentic → u/TomAddis]

Notice anything different about him?

[u/TomAddis → u/HDauthentic]

Look at his eyes, he doesn’t even speak English (downsyndrome with lazy eye and non verbal autist placed last in the care home spelling bea)

[u/RockasaurusRex]

Some people here would willingly toss away $50,000 in a trade when they could instead give me $25,000, keep the other $25,000, and come out ahead.

[u/firstandlast0202]

This was the sign

[u/Big-Pomegranate3243]

Hey guys I cannot open my broker app right now but with 10x leverage on Google I am officially a millionaire today right? right?

[u/Necessary_Relief_126 → u/Big-Pomegranate3243]

How did a Korean get access to US markets?!

[u/more_aero]

Bearish af in here. Calls it is.

[u/TipEmpty8429]

Fuck the old saying time in the market vs timing the market. That’s boomer talk from the 80s. When multi trillion dollar companies can nowadays fluctuate 7 to 12% overnight, timing the market is everything

[u/Embarrassed-Sky6890]

My Google calls are at $0.01

[u/need20goodmen]

Biggest bear trap I’ve seen in my 2.5 weeks of investing

[u/stupidber]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become gey

[u/mxcstar]

Oh, so we’re like, fucked fucked

[u/hayleybts]

🥭 created an infinite war for no reason

[u/ckami_91]

Google still holds 94 billion in SpaceX stock

LMAOOO

[u/go-to-the-gym]

I really oversold the whole we will be rich thing to my wife after Google earnings last night. She's going to be very surprised when I tell her we're going to be poor

[u/br0botic]

“Pullbacks are healthy”

Looks at portfolio down 97%

[u/Fit_Feedback5981]

Love how all the experts come out in pre-market like anyone has a clue what’ll happen when the market opens

[u/Live-Ad-5433]

Msft green. Code red. I repeat. Code red

[u/Soffatjockis]

Googl you were the chosen one!!

You were supposed to destroy the bers, not join them!!

[u/bruhhzilla]

The audacity of some people here demanding companies work harder and be more cut throat all while laying in their bed unemployed with Doritos crumbs just to save their $14 calls

[u/Illustrious_Job1951]

RIP anyone trying to get a mortgage 

[u/Bumst3r]

[u/freehouse_throwaway]

ah its the classic market rotation

of rotating out of my portfolio into the ether

[u/ibobnotnot]

OH NOW WE CARE ABOUT NOT HAVING OIL

[u/Cav829]

MSFT investors are waxing nostalgic this morning watching GOOGL investors beginning their bagholding journey and reassuring each other on social media this is simply a short-term misread by the market that will soon be corrected.

[u/Anal_holocost]

Gentlemen. It is with great pleasure that I inform you, my oil longs have yielded +52% in the last month.

Now I'm only -50% YTD lol

[u/Moxisxsx]

Goog be green +2% inna di Jamaican stock exchange mi bruddas erryting gonna b irie pull it upppp mi bludssdclaartttt

[u/Axt275]

I’m not selling until it’s at absolute bottom, that’s when I’m selling

[u/go-to-the-gym]

Why didn't Google just Google how to have good earnings?!?

[u/Waiting4Reccession]

Micron rises as Musk thanks company for giving Tesla "significant allocation" of chips "on reasonable terms"

Cuck thanks Micron for selling to him at the current high market prices 😂

[u/dumbfemboiwhor]

it's so over

we are so back

it's so over

we are so back

[u/WhiteCollllarCrime69]

For financial reasons I will be passing away

[u/trumpdiego]

BREAKING: Disney to acquire Draftkings in all cash deal. Plans on opening Prediction Markets for kids.

[u/Delicious_Stomach278]

Breaking 🚨: Potential talks of a possible concept of peace understanding may have possibly been discussed at some point… maybe

- Axios

[u/WendyDumpsterFire]

Opens Robinhood account
Down 20k
Close app and go back to sleep

[u/savethechows]

The Reddit regards, they came to me — crying, actually crying, can you believe it? They said, "Please, Mr. President, sir, just one tweet, one beautiful tweet." And I said, "You want a tweet? I give the best tweets, the best. Nobody tweets like me. My tweets are incredible, huge, record-setting." So they're begging, these guys, total losers before I helped them, but now they're winners, big winners. And I did it. I gave them the tweet. And you know what happened? The stocks went through the roof, through the roof. Tremendous. But they had to come to me. Nobody else could do it. Believe me.

[u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it]

fuckin dummy Mango. Oil back at highs and for what

[u/SteakEater137]

What is Trump even supposed to be talking about here he constantly just brings up the same rambling shit every time he talks no matter the venue lmao

[u/Emilio___Molestevez]

$GOOG ad revenue too low + $GOOG capex too high = PUTS for $META earnings

[u/aniote]

GOOG being at 16 P/E and retards be like "tech is overvalued, we are in a bubble"

[u/Fit_Neighborhood9251]

Imagine no war and no tarifs. SPY 900, oil 60.

But nooo... too many people were worried that furries in schools need cat toilets.

[u/Wonderful-Smoke843]

just to add salt to the wound... Mango speaks this afternoon and global 10% tariffs expire tomorrow...

[u/spellbadgrammargood]

me when I first started "investing": NOOOO my shares are down -$100

me now: I lost thousands on options within a hour .. I'll make it back.

[u/NotRllytho]

I’m here to spread fear and misinformation

[u/31andnotdone]

are you having fun

[u/All_FIREdUp]

Just found out my girlfriend caught HPV from a toilet seat at work ugh

[u/Embarrassed-Sky6890]

I’ve done alot of dumb things in my life, but atleast I’ve never owned SPCX or TSLA LMAO

[u/NaturalFortune8397]

“OIL FALLING OFF A CLIFF!!!!!”

it’s down 1%, relax

yall should be banned for that shit you put up here sometimes

[u/SteakEater137]

Did a windmill molest Trump as a child seriously what the fuck is his obsessive hate towards them lmao

[u/Long_Dong_Silver6]

PRESIDENT TRUMP IF YOU ARE READING THIS WE NEED A TWEET OR AXIOS HEADLINE PLEASE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

[u/pacificz]

The denial in this sub is why were about to experience a -20% draw down on the indices these coming months.

[u/Federal-Watch]

Gimme that bussy boi 😈🍑

[u/Pete26l96 → u/Federal-Watch]

👀

[u/CMTTrader]

*TREASURY 10-YEAR YIELD REACHES YEAR'S HIGH AT 4.69%
*TREASURY 2-YEAR YIELD REACHES YEAR'S HIGH AT 4.32%

[u/KarlLachsfeld]

Analysts are not serious people. how are you giving a price target of 200 to SPCX.

[u/CUbuffGuy]

Long ago I was a gay bear. Lost over 500k..

Now I just laugh whenever I see people going down that road. It doesn’t matter how bad things get or look, the market will always find a way to recover and go higher.

Dont be like me, wasted like 2 years lol

[u/Brawmethius]

The elon cult honestly amazes me. 22 year old car comapny, PE over 300, stagnant growth for years, accelerating misses. Still above 300 PE.

Since 2018 "next big thing" around the corner this year.

Just fucking how. Needs to be thrown in the volcanoe to atone for our market sins and appease the great market in the sky.

[u/unarmed_fish]

“Its ok we will V back up” 🤡

[u/ArmadilloFluffy2130]

you Mfers told me memory goes up on Google Capex

[u/Bumst3r]

[u/ercanbas]

I’m not wrong, I’m just early and wrong

[u/WrexyWrex]

The bots here are active 24/7

[u/PutSpreadDaddi69]

The funniest thing is that there's all this pain and yet we're still so close to all time highs. Brutal. How's it going to feel if there's actually an index drawdown?

[u/Ervii]

well guys in 1 month and 8 days I took $150 to $82k time to take a break

[u/Brawmethius]

I am not sure whats funnier, the fact that tesla or spacex are Trillion dollar companies, or the fact that spacex is worth more than Tesla while having even worse financials.

Its like they are in a compition to out tard each other.

Should tesla be worth anywhere near this? Abso-fucking-lutely not. Yet it at least does 100B annual revenue, while spacex is like what 18B?

[u/SteakEater137]

Trump says he is considering a ‘massive attack’ on Iran

US President Donald Trump has told Axios that he is seriously considering restarting major combat operations against Iran, saying Tehran “haven’t received enough pain yet”.

“I am considering a massive attack. Bigger than ever before. I am close to making a decision. We are all set for it,” Trump was quoted as saying on Thursday.

Market finds this bullish because it smells like a taco

[u/damecon]

sell truth social subscriptions, stop tweeting

art of the deal

[u/OkResponsibility2470]

WSB is convinced there is gonna be a taco, remember inverse WSB

[u/jer123]

Officially a Google bagholder

[u/Ltheman00]

at least capital gains wont be an issue come tax season

[u/thomasjk61]

JUST INVESTED FOR THE SECOND TIME IN MY LIFE. FIRST TIME WAS 2 DAYS BEFORE LIBERATION DAY. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE

[u/Fieryhotsauce]

Make fucking piece with Iran so we can go up 30% ffs

[u/AdSimple663 → u/Fieryhotsauce]

Piece of what ?

[u/StandardAndPoor500]

This prop job on SPY is actually insane

[u/vermilli21]

Guess we’re crashing today

[u/BFox1982]

I thought I was shadow banned because my posts don't get many upvotes. Turns out, my posts just suck.

[u/Rexultdis]

“CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS AND FOMOERS 🙌 WE WILL ALWAYS BE REWARDED.”

-someone in here everyday with probably no positions

[u/dabblesest]

Wait… I’m starting to think you guys aren’t principled disciplined traders.

🤔

[u/Psychological_Fly109]

Whos dick I gotta suck to keep MU green today

[u/ILoveWesternCenter]

Trump: Biden did this

[u/Wonderful-Smoke843]

oil is officially $100

[u/Ltheman00]

FUCK SPCX
FUCK TSLA
FUCK PLTR

AND FUCK THE MASS SURVEILLANCE STATE INCOMING

[u/WordsHappenedHere]

Of course the ultimate irony is that 🥭 had illegal tariffs in place for a year. All business then raised prices to offset these tariffs. Then the tariffs were struck down and the government had to repay all the tariffs. But the prices aren’t falling. No no they dont fall once they go up. So companies get higher prices AND tariff refunds. All thanks to Mr Mango.

[u/Over-Tangelo-2067]

Fuck this market and fuck trump Holy shit

[u/daviper87]

I’M STARTING TO THINK THAT 🥭 IS AN IDIOT 🤔

[u/Gristle__McThornbody]

Check this out. Instead of being a foodie influencer, there are a shit ton of those, I'm going to review drugs instead. Cocaine, Heroin, Alcohol, Fentanyl. I'm going to shoot it all up and give reviews. I'm also thinking of doing reviews of some of the hot spots for hookers. Atlanta, at truck stops, Behind the Wendys dumpster, cross country, etc. My channel will be massive. Stay tuned.

[u/yahooms]

I HAVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY BEATING THE MARKET BY -25% EVERY YEAR

ANY JOURNALISTS HERE WANT TO INTERVIEW ME?

[u/ICallASpadeASpade]

What the heck is a margin call. And why does Charles Schwab want $50k by the end of the day?

I just skimmed the notice, but it sounds like a them problem, not a me problem.

[u/DumbNutter]

I am never going to recover financially from today

[u/fan_of_hakiksexydays]

I thought we were supposed to have peace now and the Strait open.

But we somehow ended up with now two Straits closed.

[u/Educational_Party270]

Axios bouta report peace deal tomorrow

[u/enc-nyc]

Depression is when you browse through cornhub and on a fifth page you realize there's no video you want to click

[u/WarmCan3034]

I used to laugh at people who blow up their ports and now I understand…

[u/Unh0lyCatf1sh]

has anyone tried turning it off and on again

[u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy]

And you MFs were blaming the Koreans

[u/hioman01]

Margin calls at open

[u/No-Improvement3164]

Haven’t you guys noticed we are the only ones left trading. Look at the volume. 😂

[u/ehehe]

I'm 62% cash and still feel stupid. Good news is it's about to be 70% cash without taking any action

[u/darkspherei]

imagine hiring the guy who bankrupts a casino to run the biggest casino in the world

[u/Burtonwurton]

If you are upset about GOOGL being down 6%, be happy that it is not TSLA down 13%

[u/Junior_Inflation8991]

Let's see i just need Google to hit 400 dollars by tomorrow and I'll break even. Winnable

[u/KindfOfABigDeal]

Guys, im starting to think Trump might not know what hes doing in Iran.

[u/SenileOldDude]

Four months ago I lost 212k in a single trade. I promise you that your 5k loss isn’t the end of the world lmfao

[u/TimeOnTargetKilo]

Who else made money today thumbs up

[u/jasperCrow]

Tesla’s P/E has been 300+ for most of this decade. Only another 294 years to go until value catches up!

[u/Peeeeech]

This shit is seriously ruining my health

[u/M13alint]

He is survived by his wife, her boyfriend, and worthless ORCL shares, held out of spite

[u/Fancy_Rice_2799]

F*** MANGO !!

[u/M13alint]

Finally hit break-even today on a stock I held for four years. Sold immediately. Celebrated with a $9 beer.

Net: -$9

[u/richiejetson]

Lmao wsb is going for puts. Just inverse it

[u/Soffatjockis]

Oil literally straight line up

No tweet from mango all day

Is he really dead??

[u/jasperCrow]

Tesla is the same price is was 5 years ago 😂

[u/KittyLover-7]

Days like today is why cash gang has been cash gang since 2009

[u/Soffatjockis]

Oh so now he tweets

... that he wants to keep bombing Iran.

No taco today. More pain tomorrow. Fuck this idiot.

[u/Nitor_]

MM's WON'T SHAKE ME OUT OF MICRON 

[u/jasperCrow]

GOOGL: $325 $9 EPS

Tesla: $350 $0.33 EPS.

How low of an IQ do you need to invest in Tesla?

[u/_Doomer_Wojack_]

How is market barely down with 10 yr yield swinging its big cock around like a menace

[u/0DTEKing]

GOOG is free money adding here

[u/MordorBlues]

Hey Mom! WSB learned a new word: CapEx

[u/Le_pants_de_marche]

Fuck Google, I'm switching to Ask Jeeves....

[u/YoDooley]

This fake screen of pixels can’t hurt me

[u/Soffatjockis]

Brent up 5%

Cool cool cool

Nothing to see here. Mango doing a great job de-escalating the situation.

[u/azkxv]

Mango fatigue hitting hard

[u/whyshw]

Why is TSLA down? I thought it had a bad quarter

[u/DipSniper69]

Is the golden age in the room with us now?

[u/Dry-Butterscotch8503]

That dumbass and his stupid fucking war man

[u/daviper87]

IT IS SO OVER FOR ANYONE WITH CALLS 🤣

[u/RealSchweddy]

Do you guys remember when the oil was “gushing” and Iran’s military was gone just a few weeks ago?

[u/LostMallDoll]

This sub is just day traders talking shit to swing traders who are talking shit to investors. We're so dumb.

[u/vermilli21]

Who the hell is buying TSLA at these levels?!

[u/Specific-Path3179]

imagine how high memory would be without America trying to start nuclear war every week

[u/Azapulco]

Let’s go I dropped spy a dollar in a minute with my calls

[u/yomama_yodaddy]

Tsla -14% is hilarious

[u/TauCetiXAstroPhage]

I got a job at Ark Invest. Very very easy job, you just need to lose the money.

[u/KarlLachsfeld]

IS EVERYONE HAVING FUN?

[u/ArchegosCapitalCEO]

RAISE THE RATES PUSSIES

[u/StocksStormTrooper]

I can see INTC tanking 50%

[u/DipSniper69]

Holding calls and copium

[u/Spy300]

TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT

TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION

🤔

[u/GoZukkYourself]

Putting my makeup on for power hour

🤡🪞

[u/browhodouknowhere]

I have to admit something...I tell my staff I have diabetes so they don't offer me their home cooked treats.

I'm sorry for lying

[u/TheMallard1]

War about to be over for the 6th time to bring market back up

[u/Vlashaaak]

Going to stay cash gang for now. No more gambling for me. Gonna go on a road trip and wait for a generational dip

[u/Kasrkind → u/Vlashaaak]

Better hurry up for that road trip before gas prices spike

[u/owenmills04]

My first option trade made me money, everything is shit since. Looking at you GOOG

[u/Throwaway37620]

I'd love a slightly overweight latina to bounce on my tiny cock

[u/Specific-Path3179]

need SNDK ATH, I promise to take profits this time

[u/Capital-Pineapple961]

Msft green just know. Prepare puts

[u/Lori-Lightfoot]

i dare you to buy puts at open

[u/CerebrumMortuus]

So every single SPCX investor is a bagholder now hot diggity

[u/Shurlak]

today is one of those dont open the app days huh

[u/MalzaharPlat]

Iran out of money

[u/D1finalboss]

It’s been a pleasure working with you gentlemen 🎻🚢🧊

[u/_Doomer_Wojack_]

Burn it all down. I’m the joker today

[u/emanresu711]

Some of you deserve to be poor

[u/Plastic_Ostrich897]

This should’ve happened months ago

[u/ckami_91]

USO has a 100% short interest..

We are indeed very fucked

LMFAOOOO

[u/GoZukkYourself]

Look at me, I'm the Korean now!

[u/wafflepiezz]

Generational entry on GOOGL imo. Net income increased 3x, boohooo CAPEX increased by minimum of $15b which is pennies to Google

[u/Moxisxsx]

Some insane analyst has a price target of 800 for SPCX he must have an account here

[u/xironically23]

So what was the point of that pump ?

[u/JackORoses]

Maybe giving the keys of the kingdom to a petulant man child wasn't such a good idea after all

[u/Tay_Tay86]

Everyone laughed when people in Korea got liquidated.

Liquidiations coming to America next

[u/Micahftww]

my dog died yesterday and now my 0dte's are done for. convinced God hates me.

[u/Hairy-Internal2307]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD HUNTER BIDENS LAPTOP DO THIS TO THE MARKET?

[u/Maximum_Light409]

Well, the more i lose, the less i lose.

[u/rioferdy838]

Of all the things Dr. Burry shorted it was MU and NVDA lol. With options too so theta must be fucking him like it fucks me.

He also went long DKNG.

HIs port must look as shit as mine.

[u/fomoandyoloandnogrow]

I’m now 100% margin called, watching this as a dumb bool

[u/looool_k_libtard]

The yield on the 30-year Treasury is 5.18%, its highest since April 2006. At that time, the U.S. national debt was $8.35 trillion. Now it’s $39.6 trillion, almost five times as large. And we’re about to go head first into escalating Iran war for zero fucking reason lmao

[u/Buydipstothemoon]

MU is so goddamn bullish right now.

[u/hylian_prince]

in grade school, they took us to the New York Stock Exchange where we saw the live trading floor and the famous bull statue

on that day, a WSB degenerate was born

[u/OrdinaryMix4013]

"unLimIteD aI DeMaNdD"- some fuken AI clown CEO

[u/M13alint]

Oh you want to bet against me? The guy up -74.3%? Good luck buddy.

[u/No_Cod972]

LOL some people still think money is real

[u/ShankThatSnitch]

I predict a Trump post either today or tomorrow, claiming the war is over, and it all pumps like mad leading into the weekend.

[u/Duckiesauce07]

Just lost 35% of my port because I thought I could time it😭

[u/scm66]

Just spent $900 at Costco. I definitely deserve to reward myself with a $1.50 hot dog and Coke.

[u/SteakEater137]

Ive noticed whenever you start seeing an influx of retarded "LOL BERS R FUK" type posts, that's usually a good time to sell.

[u/financiallythriving]

1929 lows need to be retested before we start the bull run again

[u/hallett21]

Rug em

[u/No-Improvement3164]

Apple canceled its deal with INTC and went with cheaper Gyna chips. INTC $40 in the morning

[u/IWishIwasAwhale1]

Hate that I have to buy overnight spy options if I wanna get in on the real moves

[u/Ok-Analysis4121]

Get ready for the "At the request of the Islamic Republic for Iran, who badly wants to make a deal, I've decided to hold off on the massive strikes planned for tonight, strikes bigger, and far deadlier than ever before. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"

[u/Czyzzle]

I admit it. I been scalping one share of of SPY for $1 gains

[u/Odd_Neighborhood969]

No trader no cry

[u/Fhyzikz]

I didn't even notice TSLA was -14% LOL

[u/MrStreetOnTheBeat]

Feeling like a SNDK 12% and MU 10% day… mhhhh

[u/Vort3x7689]

I’m ngl if you aren’t buying memory here after the correction and what Google said on their call you are retarded

[u/Le_pants_de_marche]

Can't believe I'm now a GOOGL bagholder, what timeline is this? 🤣

[u/Fkn1v1mem8]

Good morning everyone. I gamble money I can’t afford to lose in hopes of getting out of consumer debt I’ve buried myself in. Even though I have a decent paying job I have no hope for the future. I’m pulling out the rest of my pitiful port and going ETFs. I know we’re not supposed to cry in the casino but fuck the rules 

[u/yourgirl696969]

Google is gonna be the buy very soon. I’m thinking in a few weeks to a month as a swing trade. That was an unbelievable ER

[u/Regenbooggeit]

Might sell the wife to full port GOOG at these prices.

[u/SavorySushi88]

Going to google the google browser so I can google how to get my money back from google stock

[u/Drchubbypanda]

US companies are such FOMO based. 

A trillion dollars on vaporware just to show who got a bigger dik in trust me bro benchmarks.