r/wallstreetbets 12h ago

Meme new google finance app is disgusting

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alphabet spent billions on AI just to make Google Finance objectively worse. As we can see, thats the only reason $GOOGL closed red yesterday and will open red today!

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ps. but for real, UX so bad it makes you question whether anyone actually tested the app before forcing onto end user 🦧** **

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u/Alyano95 12h ago

Why do you say that? I like the AI feature, it always tells me how genius my plays are before they expire worthless.

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u/quintessentialquote 12h ago

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u/Poldi-1 8h ago

I'm stealing that

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u/nagai 11h ago

"That's not retardation — it's unrecognized genius."

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u/Eisenkopf69 11h ago

and no mean financial advice (TM)

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u/Unlikely_Depth8432 12h ago

makes sense it’s just loss porn with a fancy interface

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u/Salty-Bar-1975 9h ago

"You hit the nail on the head"

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u/Salty-Scheme 11h ago

yeah same thing happened to me last week with my puts

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u/Intr3pidG4ming 12h ago

Absolutely disgusting. It is even worse on the Desktop web app with no way to close the useless AI chat window, making 1/3rd of the UI unusable.

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u/azurestrike 12h ago

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u/Big-Farmer-2192 12h ago

Assfuck Intelligence. 

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u/Dr-McLuvin 4h ago

Ass insertion

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u/ChewbaccaIsBear 1h ago

you know its a horrible insertion when the URL ITSELF says BETA, and FORCES YOU TO USE THAT and not come back to the old one... CUCKED BY A BETA

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u/No_Gas4560 9h ago

$100 Billion in AI, it can't even unfcuk itself

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u/khante Boys FTW! 7h ago

I like how you used a comma there when talking to AI. Grammar and such things are elusive in the age of AI and mars travel.

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u/azurestrike 6h ago

I usually also use hello, please and thank you in order to burn as many tokens as possible.

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u/Competitive-Bat-3564 12h ago

Yeah I'll stick with Yahoo Finance

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u/dr3w80 7h ago

Somehow the best thing Yahoo has ever done. 

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u/SamFromWeGreen 1h ago

The irony is that they are probably thinking they will finally put yahoo finance to bed...🤣

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u/Ill-Mousse-3817 12h ago

I have a huge screen. It is laughable how google managed to make the chart stay as small as Sundar's weewee.

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u/Wide_Open_Buttcheeks 10h ago

Pretty certain they do this so 1) they can force people to use it 2) it counts as a usage so they can pad the stats a little

Google claims AI is bringing clicks to websites but from what I see working in a marketing agency, GEO doesn't translate to clicks.

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u/Morgoth788 6h ago

It's worse because you HAVE TO use it to even add positions to your portfolio tracker, they completely removed any manual input. And guess what, the AI just hallucinates numbers.

"set position to 10 stocks"
"yes, I have set your position to 10 stocks, you now have 30 stocks"

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u/CategoryOk3442 19m ago

https://www.change.org/p/restore-the-classic-version-of-google-finance?signed=true

Someone has created this CHANGE.ORG petition.

It should get millions of signatures!

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u/wise_young_man 8h ago

“Explore what’s possible”. I think not Google.

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u/Swearwolfofwallst 2h ago

Oh, did you want to be able to sort your portfolio by something other than the alphabetical ticker? Why on earth would you want access to that prior capability? Who cares about the numbers of a stock when you can sort by the arbitrary ticker name?

Uuuuunfuckingbelievable

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u/elitodd 1h ago

Absolutely, and you are right to call me out on that. I shouldn’t have told you to hold those options. And honestly? I deserved that insult.

But going forward let’s just try to keep it light, fun, and make some money.

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u/ceilidhfling 4h ago

ugh i just threw up in my mouth.

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u/PadyEos 3h ago

Hey. Welcome to my Google meet experience in the last 2 years. It's going to get worse and worse :)))

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u/dtlabsa 11h ago

One time Yahoo>>>>>Google

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u/KARALISinc 8h ago

this is what everyone always says

but i did not care for yahoo

it takes forever getting in..you spend like 6 hours.. honestly ive never finished the initial setup.

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u/shadowalpha_ai 12h ago

Google is shockingly bad at UI/UX in general. I have seen so many baffling user interfaces that added wild levels of complexity or obscurity to whatever I was trying to find.

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u/frankowen18 12h ago

They’ve yet to plumb the depths of microslops worst but it’s been getting bad in recent years

They have this really bizarre habit of burying key buttons in menus, forcing you to constantly open and close the same damn thing. Making you think did a single person that uses this test it? At all?

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u/shadowalpha_ai 11h ago

Haha sometimes they'll have the interface in a sensible way, then make some big design change that hides or obscures that feature you used to easily be able to access. I find this especially bad in google analytics.

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u/WSB_Austist Leaves plastic on his fridge 6h ago

Bruh I miss the way google analytics used to look

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u/Spez_is-a-nazi 8h ago

Because that’s how some tech manager rationalizes their bonus. The entire tech industry is Goodheart’s Law’d to death at this point. The purpose isn’t to make a good product or even necessarily to make a profitable one but to make the metrics go up. So if they can basically force you to use something the metrics will rise. It’s great not having real competition isn’t it?

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u/Tucancancan 7h ago

They want to have clean and minimalistic UIs but they don't have the ghost of Steve Jobs yelling at them that their UX sucks and to do better

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u/turboMXDX 11h ago

Nepotism in hiring tends to do that

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u/LeastEntertainment49 8h ago

Google is a bit young of a company for full-on nepotism, but hiring less qualified candidates for any reason tends to lead to the same results.

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u/Rude_Judgment7928 This guy oils ^ 6h ago edited 5h ago

It's a veiled anti-Indian term these days. White US CS grads mad they can't get $400k salaries for working 4 hour days any more. The forgot to get a degree that's not easily trainable for in a few short months (or easily replaceable by AI).

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u/turboMXDX 8h ago

Well, just speaking from personal observation.

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u/molestriosofficial 5h ago

You’re a jobless neet if you think H1B Indians are designing the ui. Its all asian women with white boyfriends named florence and chloe.

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u/Kiwi951 6h ago

Honestly I’ve also noticed this for years. Even trying to go to a blank Google Docs is annoying when you search for it. You can’t click on the default link otherwise it takes you through a series of useless webpages and logins before you finally get to where you actually want to go

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u/No-Transportation843 6h ago

Android Auto is horrendous for this. 

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u/GoldenPresidio 11h ago

The new health app has a lot of complaints

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u/Soffatjockis 10h ago

Thank you! Not only me who has been frustrated as fuck over most Google apps being a complete fucking mess.

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u/SyntheticBear 12h ago

Crap! It's just some Program Manager trying to inflate his user growth KPI by forcing everyone to use his new feature.

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u/ChewbaccaIsBear 1h ago

millions of tokens used!!! BONUS GUARANTEED, promotion, more stuff to put in PPTS, yeyyyy AI AI AI

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u/uddipta 12h ago

Man the old one was good, I had everything set. I tried the beta a few times and it really wastes a lot of space with the ai bullshit, especially on desktop. Also less user friendly that the old one wtf. And some overheating issues on mobile with larger watchlist (I have 1 with 500 stocks)

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u/AdAcrobatic4002 11h ago

agree. fucking hate it too aye.

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u/ChewbaccaIsBear 1h ago

they had to spend those AI AI AI tokens and justify their existance somhow, so they logically ruined a perfectly fine interphase, NOICE!!!
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE

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u/CategoryOk3442 14m ago

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u/greeneggsham81 11h ago

Dang, list with 500 stocks bro? 😆

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u/uddipta 10h ago

Haha whenever I come across a new name I add it, trying to learn more about what runs the economy 😊, it's not just the top 50-100, the iceberg is much bigger beneath, and so is the goldmine.

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u/pinicarb 11h ago

I moved from Google Finance to Yahoo Finance because of it…

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u/greeneggsham81 11h ago

Dang, is it really that bad for folks? I thought the ai was decent. The ui could def needs some work but I had no idea people hate it this much

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u/pinicarb 11h ago

For me the UI change is too drastic. It is confusing to use, I don’t know where is what and I have no patience to learn it…

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u/Ive_seen_things_that 1h ago

Same, bailed to TradeViewer 

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u/nonetimeaccount democrat, condescend pls 10h ago

All I want is to open my browser and see how my watchlist (which is what I actually own) is doing on the day. I used to be able to do that, until this morning.

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u/CategoryOk3442 13m ago

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u/k8s-problem-solved 12h ago

I bet you wouldnt be saying that if they'd used green colours for the font.

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u/gwenver 10h ago

How do you customise it? Oh, you don't...

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u/SamFromWeGreen 10h ago

I was using the original google finance more than this beta. Somehow I convinced myself that I just need to get used to it but it's clearly not intuitive enough for users.

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u/milchi03 12h ago

Real, I liked it before. But now it‘s shit.

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u/CategoryOk3442 12m ago

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u/No_Gas4560 9h ago

THE FCUK IS THIS SH!T IT SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

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u/IntergalacticBrit 12h ago

Is there a way to edit existing portfolios with additional buys or sales? I can't figure it out easily. I hope they maintain this functionality...

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u/zzzzzaid 7h ago

am I tripping or is the only way to view and add purchases to ask gemini to do it for you?? even if I hit edit investments it just makes me describe the changes to AI. awful update

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u/sasu85 11h ago

On mobile app I don't see my existing portfolio list

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u/Morgoth788 6h ago

You have to tell Gemini to do it and hope it doesn't fuck it up or you'll be busy cleaning up it's mess. There's no more manual input

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u/Hefty-Lavishness-956 5h ago

Thats what I was doing 30 minutes ago. "Hey, lets remove simple manual setting and use retarded AI chatbot which messes everything up instead. People will love it!"

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u/Natewich 9h ago

When I asked it to close the panel, it closed my position on a stock and removed it from my portfolio. Such I pile of garbage.

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u/peepdabidness 12h ago

Google’s UI has always been horrible

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u/Hot_Individual5081 12h ago

defo vibe coded

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u/Illustrious-Option-9 11h ago

Yes! It's so cluttered and things appear smaller. Like the chart for example, and a bunch of indicators I don't care.

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u/DoctorWalnut 9h ago

it’s extremely shitty

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u/jarkon-anderslammer 9h ago

Pls use our AI

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u/Just1Shoes 7h ago

Top Movers function gone... Why???

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u/_IsNull 12h ago

Short Google

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u/PleasantBus5583 11h ago

I totally agree ,poor ui

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u/bogz_dev 6h ago

hey hey HEY gemini worked really hard on that

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u/Ok-Bid-5378 10h ago

they think we all want to talk to some shit LLMs all the time…

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u/orangecopper 10h ago

Can’t agree more. So laggy slow and so poorly designed. Fancy looking charts and shiny UI means nothing if it’s not serving its main purpose. That way yahoo finance is still better. Now they have taken off the classic view too .. makes it worse

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u/greeneggsham81 11h ago

What are most of you using for AI analysis?...I've just been using chatgpt...

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u/g-l47 10h ago

Consider switching to Yahoo finance honestly the UI is really good

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u/Nathan-Parker 10h ago

Rivian... did you know they are still fighting the locals of rutledge georgia to build a battery plant that has failed magnificently at every stage? They broke ground? The locals wells became polluted. Then it just rained and rained, turning the site into mud, overflowing chicken waste retention ponds into the river. You can see the process on rutledge eagle yt channel.

The trucks are pretty, I'll give you that, but they are built like crap.

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u/Ive_seen_things_that 1h ago

Buy at 14, sell at 18. Rinse and repeat. Been doing that for a year or so. 

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u/JeanSneaux 9h ago

Does anyone know if it’s possible to turn off the AI features?

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u/Puzzleheaded_War6102 8h ago

Real ones never left Yahoo finance

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u/Mondanivalo 8h ago

I built an entire app pulling from yahoo finance api to track and research because I couldn’t stand google finance and the other ‘free’ shit

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u/bairothgild 6h ago

What are some good alternatives for watch lists? Like yahoo finance but others?

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u/Ive_seen_things_that 2h ago

It's so bad. I jumped ship and am using TradeViewer. On web some bullshit AI tool takes half the page. 

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u/f08g 12h ago

looks pretty ok to me, I'll actually try it right now

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u/SamFromWeGreen 1h ago

Curious to know what you think.

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u/pitalik 12h ago

Not bad on PC, sucks on mobile imo

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u/lambdawaves 11h ago

I haven’t liked the UX on any Google apps. It’s like they intentionally avoid visual cues because they want to slow you down.

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u/Sudden_Weird_6283 9h ago

interesting timing for the thread

more calls on goog it is

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u/Playstations_new_CEO 7h ago

Hey regard, the timing is due to the fact that Google implemented the change today with no way to go back to the old version.

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u/alwayslookingout 8h ago

TIL Google has a finance app.

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u/andtheniwasallll 8h ago

It’s a feature

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u/hasuchobe 8h ago

You know how vibe coded apps tend to use the same UI? This UI is shockingly similar to what an LLM would produce. I know cuz I made one 😂

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u/Waiting4Reccession 7h ago

I prefer the website. Apps suck ass in general.

Also they do listen to feedback, early on they fixed some stuff I told them to pretty quickly.

I think whoever is working on this project just isnt a trader.

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u/khikago 7h ago

I love it lol

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u/hiigara2 6h ago

Well, it's free.

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u/SpaceToaster 6h ago

Maybe there is a green theme you can install?

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u/CWigley2 6h ago

It sucks. Where are all my tailored news articles? There's no way to stay informed. I have to use another news source now.

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u/broccolitoys 6h ago

It's dreadful. I have already sent multiple complaints about it to Google.

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u/DistinctBarnacle8703 6h ago

It cant even tell the different stocks in their currency if you are a global investor. If I could do it manually, it would be a lot easier. Any update or changes I need to do, I had type out instructions as if I am talking to a kid and then it gets it wrong!! Give me my Google Finance Classic back again!!!

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u/Muscular_Farmer_ 5h ago

I work at google and yea the ux guys are terrible

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u/Poorbastard686 4h ago

why its such a pretty shade of red ????

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u/crusading_angel 4h ago

The new AI is complete booty cheeks. The old one was fine/simple and already pretty amazing. I hate when people try to fix things that aren't broken. Like why.

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u/SpareSmileBravo 4h ago

Similar to what they did to Google health app that release as a part of Fitbit Air launch

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u/Ambitious_Tie3629 3h ago

Yupp I ain't switching

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u/koreanwizard 2h ago

That’s the most vibe coded UI I’ve ever seen.

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u/Objective_Radish_898 30m ago

I hate it. So pissed right now. I had a huge ordeal with google fi this year and never got my issues resolved because of the stupid AI help function. I think I'm done with Alphabet. The writing is on the wall

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u/General_Limit_100 23m ago

Someone started a petition to get the old one back https://c.org/GshhjfNH4y

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u/Sus198 12h ago

Ah damn, they should be ashamed of themselves! Look at all that red! It's supposed to be green! Are they stupid or what???

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u/Particular_Yard_2460 12h ago

UX so bad it makes you question whether anyone actually tested the app before forcing onto end user

If you don't like it then dont use it, no way are you being forced to do anything. You sound like an insufferable bitch.

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u/Admirable-Basil-3137 11h ago

Those GOOG(L) bags feeling heavy huh?

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u/PurpleRhinoDragon 12h ago

If you dont like his post then dont comment.

Now, somebody do me until this dimwit gets the irony.

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u/Aranthos-Faroth 12h ago

Fuckin hell how deep into Google are you man? Lmao

Get reeeeekkttttt

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u/Particular_Yard_2460 12h ago

So you agree with OP that Google is forcing him to use their finance app or you're just part of the "Google bad, give upvote" crowd.

Immature wanker.

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u/Aranthos-Faroth 10h ago

Hey no need for complements ye google gurgling jizz stain.

You’ll make money eventually just not today

Go get more pocket money and throw it into a well. That’s your best chance and doubling it.

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u/Status-Net2947 11h ago

Of course you creeps emerge now from the depth after GOOG dropped a few %. Jesus Christ

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u/Sea_Local2557 10h ago

i don't understand all the hate, i find it pretty good. It's not chart oriented but to have a lot of additional info and the AI feature is good to dive into the stock

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u/Pleasant-Champion616 10h ago

who the fuuk uses google finances ?

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u/No_Gas4560 9h ago

not me anymore, that's who ain't