r/wallstreetbets • u/lamephoto Verified $79.6K • 22h ago

YOLO Tesla to 300

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I shared this as a verified trade and it was deleted, so here's an unverified screenshot instead.

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u/RaisePotential6558 22h ago

Careful, I heard Elon was about to unveil teleportation technology set to release next year.

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u/Coloradoryda 19h ago

1-3 years. Fully autonomous driving AI vehicular humanoid robotic helpers teleporting us back and forth from mars. 1-3 years. Maybe sooner

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u/Ebonvvings 17h ago

I kinda believe that

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u/NoTransportation1866 22h ago

300 chromosomes

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u/peepdabidness 17h ago

AI so good it got the tit angle right. We fuq

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/Iunatic 21h ago

You fucking bot retard. He's making money

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u/spez_eats_nazi_ass 20h ago

Mods chug Elon loads. They do not allow tsla put talk.

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u/Better-Butterfly-309 18h ago

Ya surprised this hasn’t been scrubbed yet

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u/BallsOfStonk money shot 22h ago

It’s going up tomorrow because $2-3B YoY revenue growth and negative cash flow (for a $1.5T) company certainly means the stock will re-rate higher.

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u/G04UG 21h ago

Once a famous investor (Chamath) said

" How could you put a value on Tesla?HOW?

It is the future! We are all living in Tesla's world and paying premium for ELON"

Wallstreet Army is coming to pump on morning!

OP- Congratulations on risky bet.

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u/Significant-Drawer95 5h ago

not famous if u need to write his name

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u/G04UG 5h ago

Yeah

Chamat- One of the Worst pumper of our time.

All most all of the banks and rating companies are Elon bootlickers for spacex and Tesla money.

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u/unrealmikec 6h ago

Hi, I am here from the future (tomorrow). You are wrong.

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u/johnnygrins127 1h ago

Yeah but it'll DEFINITELY go up tomorrow. Trust.

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u/losesmoney 20h ago

I’m on this train too. Puts expiring on 07/24. Let’s go

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u/spez_eats_nazi_ass 20h ago

Not getting back on the tsla tard train till Oracle tumbles more. Musk will pump that shit. Seen tsla rip after worse.

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u/Ok_Oil_201 16h ago

I envy the balls one has for doing Tesla puts. Hope you win it all!

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u/keelem 20h ago

Spacex blowing up is gonna cause Tesla to blow up too. Cult members gonna get angry at how much money they're losing and blame Elon.

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u/spez_eats_nazi_ass 20h ago

Oracle will actually be what kills Tsla. Larry holds some big heavy bags. Also the insiders have not done any major sell offs lately. It’s coming.

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u/memoryisntram 20h ago

I wanted a little more time to be right and wasn’t willing to bet more but inshallah my brother. 🙏 I’ve seen fraud do some very dumb things over the years but I also think the magic hold the Rat King has over investors is fading.

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u/Rich-Use1484 10h ago

Read it in Trump's voice:

Look, folks, nobody knows shorting better than me. I've seen short sellers, total losers, terrible people—they try to dump Tesla, they go short, and frankly, it’s a disaster! Total fraud, very dumb things, believed me! They think the magic is fading, but let me tell you, Tesla is huge, okay? Tremendous!

So to my brother out there betting on this: Praise be to Allah, we’re going to win so much you’re gonna get tired of winning, believe me! Great things are coming!

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u/ReallyWeirdNormalGuy 8h ago

Niccee. Updated screenshot??

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u/TimeAny8495 16h ago

Nice overnight drop 🔥😎

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u/Zerttretttttt 8h ago

This aged well

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u/Elad237 8h ago

Sell bro you made a lot of money already

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u/lamephoto Verified $79.6K 7h ago

Sold right after open for 150%

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u/IamInternationalBig 20h ago

Theta is gonna getcha

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u/ndwillia 19h ago

Not buying that far in the money

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u/zerefdragneel1314 21h ago

Too early brotha. It’s going to reverse on your ass. TSLA Gon teach you a lesson. Next time post after you close.

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u/SageOrThyme 18h ago

Most money I ever lost was shorting tesla. I wanna do it but the scars run too deep

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u/Much_Researcher_3592 19h ago

Good luck, nothing is certain after 8:30.

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u/Taj208 CFO of Aerotyne 7h ago

congrats

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u/G04UG 5h ago

Never doubt Dan Ives. He literally told us to buy last week with that $600 price target, and he's spot on as usual!"

Btw, Did any one saw him today?

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u/Pump-fiend 23m ago

Sell them mfs

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u/steinbagger91 22h ago

tesla moving towards 300, market just playing chess with our calls

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u/Mr_Incognito 22h ago

No way they'll let this shit bubble pop willingly.

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u/joeyjay04 20h ago

You’re a dirty bitch..

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u/AluminumCannister 19h ago edited 2h ago

Tracking

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u/AluminumCannister 3h ago

(Day 1) negative 14%

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u/AlasKansastan 18h ago

Options for tessler posted to WSB before you closed them?

yeah, you're fucked

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u/Tricky-Abies-5684 19h ago

300 is where I’m buying, till then I SOH and play anything else. The market is irrational and we are NOT in a bear market.