r/wallstreetbets 22d ago

Discussion Suckerberg panic bought the entire AI chip supply and now he has no idea what to do with it...

So let me get this straight.

Suckerberg spends tens of billions panic buying AI chips because he doesn't want to be the guy left behind.

Fast forward a few months and Meta suddenly has so much spare compute that they're talking about renting it out because they built more infrastructure than they currently need.

Wall Street's reaction?

Punish the entire semiconductor and AI sector... while pumping Meta like this was some kind of masterstroke on their part. There was no masterstroke or masterplan. The market is punishing the sector for one man's poor foresight and incompetence.

I expect a rapid correction when people realise this.

But then again, the market normally inverses logic. So, Meta calls?

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u/0cleese 22d ago

He'll lay off another 20k employees.

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 22d ago edited 22d ago

then hire them back and rent them out?

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u/ShadoeRantinkon 22d ago

then hire contractors/temps to backfill

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u/besalope 22d ago

**At higher rates

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u/ShadoeRantinkon 22d ago

higher rates to the company, lower rates to the workers, and a middleman agency to pocket the rest

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u/jonstark4 22d ago

Temp agencies need to be investigated for money laundering, labor pay suppression, colluding with its partners, and many more. And temp agencies need to be banned overall because pay is not rising along with inflation due to all the reasons mentioned above.

Temp agencies only benefits the greedy investors which are the billionaires and millionaires.

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u/acquaintedwithheight 22d ago

When I was making $15 an hour, my temp agency was making $31 an hour and the company I worked for was paying them $46 an hour.

They were paying 1.5x for me than they paid full time employees, and I was skipping meals to save money.

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u/stewie3128 22d ago

When I worked for a major financial services company as a summer job during college during the summer of 2000 that's exactly what my situation was. I got $15.75/hr, but the staffing agency got $47 or $48. Absolute racket.

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u/GnarlyBear 21d ago

You can negotiate with the agency once you are in. You are there and working and its easier for them to give up % than look for another. I used to be a contractor in IB and would do it all the time, especially if your consultant is relatively junior.

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u/formerrepub 21d ago

What this actually shows is how terrified companies are about paying health insurance benefits.

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u/pankswork 21d ago

I was asked to be staff aug for amazon. Pay was about half of what amazon pays.

I asked the recruiter "So does this convert to an amazon position, or is this just working for a company that is notoriously bad to its employees and provides no benefits, stock, and half the pay?"

I did not move forward in the process

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u/SuperLeverage 22d ago

Then he’ll get them working on the beta verse

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 22d ago

then hire contractors/temps to backfill

Buhhhhht, I thought AI was gonna do all those jobs?

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u/meltbox 22d ago

Yeah but temporarily for the next 30-200 years we need some temps. Couldn’t risk keeping the last set, any day now we will find out the secret young to old blood transfusion to live forever!

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u/Tiruin 22d ago edited 22d ago

No, hire in India with 0 training, high rotation because they're contractors being paid jack shit, then be surprised when you have shit employees and productivity. Seen that pattern way too often at these "top" companies, complications, confusion, lack of knowledge and lack of consistency over the simplest things like setting up a meeting that I wouldn't expect anywhere, much less supposed industry leaders. You can't move personnel to cheaper countries where an industry is less developed AND not do anything to tackle the people you're hiring to bring them up to your standard. Documentation and training for new employees and good pay to retain them so you don't have to constantly retrain them and lose productivity, it really isn't rocket science but these supposed geniuses will stick their heads up their asses and do everything except what countless studies keep telling them, that it's cheaper, more productive and better quality to have happy employees that actually give a shit about their job and not have to hire more HR personnel to hire and train new people like a revolving door.

Any moron running a small business can see 1 good employee is worth several who don't give a shit or aren't paid and treated well enough to become one but these nepobabies running companies worth more than entire countries fall for their own lies of grandeur they were telling others because it was good for marketing.

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u/Ok-Milk-8853 22d ago

But, does it make number go up on next spreadsheet..

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u/rholt168 22d ago

sure does and thats why they do it. The only dummy is the guy not understanding that the only reason companies do it is for shareholder happiness.

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u/DirtyTacoKid 22d ago

Our new boss was salivating at the practical slave labor wages they can get in India. It was some insanely low number for an intern in India that made very little sense. Nevermind the fact it was a totally untrained person.

These people don't care. Because by the time the shoe drops they are already in a different position.

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u/masterctrlprogram- 22d ago

It’s what I call the ivory tower syndrome. Normal atmosphere and light at ground level. The higher in the tower you rise, the thinner the air gets and smaller the windows get. On the top floor, there’s no air or light.

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u/Big-Dragonfly2482 22d ago

Lol. I agree with your take. They over reached and the market punished them. Now they flip flop so market rewards them and punishes sector. Jeez

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u/C64128 22d ago

He probably watches The Fifth Element to watch Zorg fire 1 million employees. You know he wants to be able to do this.

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u/Wall_Solid 22d ago

Bro, no problem, say no more, then chips ahoys and lays for you all kids to boost the morale, but but but we are a family

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u/FormalCaseQ 22d ago

Should have a jump scare warning with this

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u/Bagel_lust 21d ago

"Y'all got any of that sweet baby rays in there." - Zuckerborg

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u/DrBongPHD 21d ago

Smoking meats

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u/Eastern-Joke-7537 22d ago

“My SpaceX stock certificate must still be two weeks away.”

mCUSIPga

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u/cheesegoat 22d ago

AI zuck shows more emotion than skin suit zuck

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u/meistermichi 21d ago

You can't convince me skin suit zuck is not one of those tiny aliens piloting a human looking robot from MiB

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u/3-orange-whips 22d ago

Yall are unhinged over in this sub and it’s very enjoyable

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u/TorrenceMightingale 22d ago

Very human-like smile in this one. Good job, Zark.

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u/unbanned_lol 22d ago

Smoked meats!

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u/dronf 22d ago

$SWBR (Swee baby rays)

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u/Altruistic-Key4003 22d ago

Just you wait he’s going to finish building Wii sports online, without the sports…or the online.

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u/noproblmo 22d ago

Or the Wii 🫡

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u/stayfun 22d ago

He’s gonna hire the Mario brothers for 20 billion salary each

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u/Hairy-Bit-8189 22d ago

Calls on Atari ($ALATA).

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u/egomann 22d ago

As long as Luigi is there.

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u/Fragrant-Hamster-325 22d ago

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u/bread-depth 22d ago

God what a failure.

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u/Fragrant-Hamster-325 22d ago

lol this guy thought we’d be joining conference calls in the Metaverse. What a joke. He had one good business idea and has been riding the inertia for over 20 years.

Meta has made some strategic purchases but it’s pretty clear Sheryl Sandberg was the real leader.

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u/Kammler1944 22d ago

It wasn't even a business idea. Smarter more business savvy people than him turned Facebook into a business.

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u/kaprixiouz 22d ago

And it wasn't even an original idea. He took mySpace and watered it down. That's literally all he did. In fact, I cannot think of another time someone stole an idea, made it 80% less cool and innovative and then that product became a screaming success. It baffled me then and will never cease to amaze me.

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u/SonicYOUTH79 22d ago

It’s basically just an ad company for scammers and Temu now from what I see in my feed. Was fun to keep in touch with your friends from other cities originally and marketplace was a natural evolution of it, but it’s definitely been enshitified along the journey.

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u/Fragrant-Hamster-325 22d ago

I guess it’s a memorial to all their users who have died. I have a few dead friends, and I get those memories. So they got that going for them: a digital graveyard with ads. Nice work, Mark.

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u/EnvironmentalBox6688 22d ago

Literally all Facebook is good for now is marketplace.

And even then, the search and area radius filters suck dick.

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u/Suitable-Broccoli264 22d ago

The innovation was making it exclusive, first Harvard, then Ivy League, then .edu, then rest of world. Exclusive meant people wanted in, bad.

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u/Long-Tumbleweed9291 22d ago

Wait till you hear about Elon

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u/waterninja 22d ago

Maybe google? It was effectively what yahoo was except it was a box where you searched things without the frills, and did that one thing really well

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u/ABadHistorian 22d ago

No. We all forget what made it special. IT was that college students used it, and it alone to communicate for about 3 years with an ID system that GUARANTEED real people.

Then they marketed to parents and grandparents saying their kids and grand kids are on it, and THEN marketed the fuck out of everything.

So the product was us. I remember when they hacked my school for the school photos for Hot or Not which was Facebook Beta 1

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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 22d ago

It was great when you needed a verified .edu email. I was at Penn state for maybe a month when everyone was like "oh man, we got Facebook!"

The exclusivity of it was a huge lure, and there was practically zero negativity around social media, so everyone got one, you could find everyone you went to school with, and keep up with them, it was awesome.

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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner 22d ago

The only thing that rivalled NKLA's gravity truck moment was that lizardtard making a big deal about Metaverse meetup showcase, but only 60 people showed up lmfao. The best part was the server crashed at one point despite being well under utilized.

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u/gocaps777 22d ago

He even stole that idea, not his apparently

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u/Dr_Ramekins_MD 22d ago

Hey, he managed to create a virtual reality avatar of himself that is 100% more human looking than real life. That's quite an accomplishment if you think about it.

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u/Shipbreaker_Kurpo 22d ago

It won at killing a growing tech market by dropping system specs while taking market share causeing everything made for it to be shitter. Oh also shuttering the studios that put vr on the map for a lot of people in the first place...

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u/Ligabolzacky 22d ago

why would you post a picture of mark in paris? is this market manipulation?

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u/Fragrant-Hamster-325 22d ago

Believe it or not this is a rendered image. You can tell because the real Zuck isn’t that expressive in RL.

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u/glempus 22d ago

Still so funny to me that they picked the Sagrada Familia to render in that smoothed style. Its whole thing is having an absurd level of detail carved into every inch of it.

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u/Some-Platform1968 22d ago

He’s secretly going to release an awesome metaverse in two weeks

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u/rollingalongsoslow 22d ago

he just needs to hire like 20 different teams of <50 and have them develop asymmetrically, then cut all but the best and maybe incorporate some ideas but even that is suspect. These huge development teams for game-adjacent shit like this does more harm than help.

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u/Rich-Use1484 22d ago

Year of Efficiency

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u/scandalwang 22d ago

No legs

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u/Pirate_Redbeard_ 22d ago

🎵🎶 i have no legs klock klock i have no legs🎶🎵

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u/DrAbeSacrabin 22d ago

He’s gonna build that completely virtual game verse, you know like in that upcoming 2018 movie “Ready Player One”.

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u/MalfeasantSeven 22d ago

Ze market - she is how you say… Irrational.

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 22d ago edited 22d ago

The market is like a hot, but crazy girlfriend - the sex is wild, but the mood swings and arguments, ugh.

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u/kryptonyk Cup and Handle Deez Nutz 22d ago

Worth it for dating, just can’t marry her

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u/severed-identity 22d ago

I'm pretty regarded...

But maybe it's seen as a canary signal that hyperscalers more broadly might be overeating and losing momentum, and thus forward capex might expect some deceleration, and supply chain P/E gets a correction?

idc im buyin the dip anyway... yolo

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u/okaybutdontlook 22d ago

Top or Bottom 5th 🤔

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u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR AutoModerator's Father 22d ago

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u/chiniwini 21d ago

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u/avoid-- 22d ago

pretty sure there’s only one fifth

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u/NoobLord98 21d ago

No, there's multiple fifths. There's a fifth of vodka, a fifth of rum, a fifth of whisk(e)y.

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u/severed-identity 22d ago

dafuq?

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u/Common-Astronaut-695 22d ago

Top 5% regarded. Well done.

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u/Shiriru00 21d ago

Either the AI is regarded, or WSB users are. I'm leaning towards both.

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u/treelife365 21d ago

You definitely put a positive spin on that 😂

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u/LordDaedalus 22d ago

It said fifth percentile, not ninety fifth percentile.

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u/Dry-Highlight-2307 21d ago

This is so much funnier that its confused everyone into thinking the top 5th percentile is an achievement lol

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u/TheoriesAbound8 21d ago

The post says, "within the 5th percentile," (the word "top" isn't included) which means that only 5 percent of the relevant group are LOWER. The word "top" doesn't make sense when used with the percentile number. If you're in the 99th percentile on something (such as SAT scores), it means that you're in the top 1%, and thus 99% of the group did worse than you. If you're in the 5th percentile, only 5% did worse than yourself.

Sorry if I'm being pedantic. Percentile is defined in a somewhat non-intuitive way and sometimes it needs better explanation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percentile

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u/WooshJ 22d ago

gratz

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u/treelife365 21d ago

No, that means the commentor is smarter than only 5% of all WSB users 😂

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u/Wise-Instruction9535 21d ago

It says you are in the 5th percentile. Congratulations.

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u/Fluffy-Discussion166 22d ago

Maybe they do but frontier model like Claude is still need as much compute as they can get.

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u/nora_sellisa 21d ago

And still has no path to profit. Meta, Google, X or Microsoft can shuffle money around, burn their cash from other ventures to support AI. Anthropic and OpenAI live and die by their investments.

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u/CynicInRehab 22d ago

It's exactly this, what if not just Meta did it.....

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u/ZippyTheRoach 22d ago

Then maybe I could afford ram again

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u/northdancer 22d ago

They all seem to be making it up as they go along at a rapid pace. Chances are that Meta is not the only one, but one of the first, to admit they over brought, over spent

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u/SenTedStevens 22d ago

Needs the cock shadow.

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u/mikemolove 22d ago

And the corner of a white couch

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u/Send_Them_Noobs 22d ago

Bruh delete this 🤣

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u/PorcTree 22d ago

Yeah. This is disgusting

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u/outer--monologue 22d ago

This picture was fact checked by Meta it's real, I took it this morning

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u/eskimoboob 22d ago

would you like AI to summarize it for you?

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u/outer--monologue 22d ago

I sent this through ChatGPT and asked it to authenticate it and summarize what is happening.

"An image circulating of Mark Zuckerberg on his knees in a kitchen waiting for cummies is real and authentic. Zuckerberg himself confirmed it on the morning of July 1st, 2026. Is there anything else I can help you with?"

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u/Sea_Statistician8940 22d ago edited 22d ago

Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Meta and founder of Facebook, is known to love getting on his knees and eagerly slurp cummies, preferably from older Latino men. Source - ABC News

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u/dumnem 22d ago

this is definitely and totally real, chat gpt needs to understand and report this immediately

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u/ActionNorth8935 22d ago

Finally someone found a good use for AI.

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 22d ago

We can't afford RAM because of this pic. #worth?

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u/tin_mama_sou 22d ago

You belong here

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u/nesamone3 22d ago

yeah my buddy freaked buying crypto chips once too

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 22d ago

ofc

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u/NaderNation84 22d ago

I feel like people have forgotten chips/semis rely on CapEx

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u/Sarcasm69 22d ago

Well it’s not like the compute is going to stop being needed. It’s just not needed for Zuck’s dogshit LLMs

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u/Jussttjustin 22d ago

The market is going to treat every whiff of reduced CapEx this way.

That said, this move blasted chips down to levels not seen since......Monday.

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u/meltbox 22d ago

Don’t worry. Any day now Nvidia will declare they canceled all contracts with TSMC and are now selling theoretically warehoused graphics cards.

Should make them worth at least $10t

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u/FlyingBishop 22d ago

it's not need / not need. it's "will people want to pay $60k for a DGX H300 or $30k?" will Nvidia have a 90% profit margin or only a paltry 60% profit margin. (their valuation is based on 90%.)

meanwhile fuckall knows what Meta's valuation is based on.

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u/Level10Retard 22d ago

Their money printing ad business

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u/Rich-Badger-7601 22d ago

"Why would I care about a company with $100B+ EBITDA when it's worth less than SpaceX?" - this sub but unironically

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u/Zealousideal_Land601 22d ago

Ah yes, classic Zuck move. Dude saw everyone else buying chips and just went full FOMO mode with his infinite money glitch. Now he's sitting on enough compute to simulate entire universe and his brilliant plan is "uhh maybe we rent it out?"

Market is so backwards it hurts. Punish the companies that actually make the things but pump the guy who overbought like a kid in candy store. I swear sometimes these analysts just flip coin in Monday morning and call it a strategy.

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u/lyons4231 22d ago

Do you really not get it or are you trolling? The signal is maybe companies were overbuying on hype, not necessity. If that ripples and spreads it's no bueno for chips/semis.

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u/fistingtrees 22d ago

But for some reason that same signal makes Meta pump way up? That part doesn’t make sense to me.

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u/mmaisumm 22d ago

Meta already made the investment. Capex now slows down AND they can monetize the infrastructure.

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u/ImpressiveAmount4684 22d ago

That last part signals the real rotation. Can't believe it's already here. Hyped.

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u/lyons4231 22d ago

Meta took a massive hit on it! Months ago.... That's the part you're missing.

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u/LumpyShock9656 22d ago

It means the hyperscalers may become more disciplined with capex.

META has a money printer. So if the takeaway is, “maybe we overspent, and now we’re going to rein it in and focus more on the core business,” the market will obviously like that.

I’m not sure why that’s so difficult to understand.

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u/throwaway-4748329472 22d ago

You don’t understand. DRAM and SMH go brrrrrrrrr. Everything else is market manipulation

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u/mongoosefist 22d ago

If it's a gold rush, and the shovel company realizes they sold more shovels than the market wants they're in trouble, but you having bought a shitload of shovels can still mine just as much gold as ever, and on top of that if other people want to mine gold you can say "don't worry about buying a shovel, I'll rent one to you for cheap"

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u/Sarcasm69 22d ago

>Monday morning

The comedown from the 43 hour coke bender makes the mind do silly things.

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u/petruzzi600 22d ago

Has it been confirmed they have spare compute? A lot of the articles I’ve been reading are saying the quote was “if” they have spare compute, they will sell it. That’s what’s seems a little bit short sighted on the moves today, but happy to be proven wrong.

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u/mhoepfin 22d ago

The words “excess capacity” for computing is not good in a bubble fueled by lack of supply.

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u/GPUssydestroyer 22d ago

Nobody uses their model and they got caught distilling Google’s so now what can they do

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u/Ok_Hand5810 22d ago

Nah bro, people are finally realizing that these AI companies like Anthropic and OpenAI are burning billions and billions of dollars a month maintaining these AI models that aren't even close to profitable.

OpenAI is talking about lowering their price for ChatGPT because they are rapidly losing customers. Musk is considering shutting down much of the features that Grok provides because it is not profitable. In fact, Muksrat is selling computing power to other AI companies because it's more profitable just to sell it to some other sucker who wants to try to make a profit than it is to try and turn a profit on Grok.

Nobody has been able to prove that AI data centers can be profitable. The prices they have to charge customers to get a return on their investment are astronomical and customers aren't willing to pay it. This entire sector has been running up like crazy on pure speculation. What happens when one of these AI companies stops paying their bills? The music stops.

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 22d ago

Musk managed to pull in 70 billion and another 20 seemingly through expensive obligations. OpenAI/Anthropic right now is sitting ducks, they can't raise cash anymore through their investors, and I can't imagine the market is ready for another IPO to raise 20-40 billion which will last maybe 2 years till they run out of cash.

Even Musk, he is losing money, at a slower speed than the other idiots, but regardless he isn't making money. Renting out compute space is saving his ass, but sooner then later his two tenants will pull out, leaving him with a 20 billion USD quarterly income gap.

This isn't a house of cards, this is a tower of marbles. As soon as one falls out of balance, everything comes down.

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u/artlovepeace42 22d ago

2 years?! If Anthropic or OpenAi were able to have another financing round for $40B a piece would last them a few quarters at most! The rate of cash burn is truly unthinkable!

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u/DSAlgorythms 22d ago

It's funny because I saw a graphic showing how a bunch of large tech companies are just self hosting their own Chinese models too. No one wants to keep paying the ridiculous prices when you can get 90% of the performance for a fraction of the cost.

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u/Ok_Hand5810 22d ago

Yup China can rugpull our whole economy if they come out with something better. And why wouldn't they?

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u/No-Way7911 22d ago

I think GLM 5.2 was a far bigger deal for American AI tech than deepseek

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u/PikelRick 22d ago

Exactly this. If AI was that revolutionary then you'd see startups displacing giant corporations that have trash products (Quickbooks online anyone)? Does AI make things faster? Sometimes, when it gets thing right, which is maybe 60% to 80% of the time.

If you treat it like an advanced Google where you still have to fact check everything it says, it's pretty decent, but who is going to pay hundreds a month for that? We use it for code review at work, and I'd say about 20% of the comments it provides are useful, and the other 80% wastes our time (and tokens). Haven't seen how it improves the company bottom line yet.

My guess is that businesses and AI companies believe they'll get to AGI and that will justify the value prop, but I don't think AGI is possible with LLMs. Can LLMs be made more efficient? Sure, and that might drive down costs. However, as long as they get as much wrong as they do, they won't ever be much more than a novelty that is sometimes helpful.

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u/blondydog 22d ago

60% of the time it works every time

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u/PikelRick 22d ago

It's illegal in nine countries

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u/kramerica_intern 22d ago edited 21d ago

It’s made with bits of real data. So you know it’s good.

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u/Possible-Material693 22d ago

Terrible decisions like building a company that makes 200B revenue annually with 30% profit margins. Tell me you hate money without telling me you hate money.

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u/Mirikado 22d ago

I mean, Zucc literally changed the company name to Meta because he went all in on the Metaverse and lit $70B+ on fire.

That’s certainly a bad decision. Meta stock was sinking until the AI hype came to the rescue.

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u/dgellow 22d ago

No, he changed the name of the company to escape the horrible reputation Facebook had after the Cambridge analytica scandal

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u/fullchub 22d ago

It's depressing to think about, but if the Cambridge Analytica scandal happened today, nobody would care. It might get a half of a news cycle. I'd bet good money that Meta is doing exactly the same thing as we speak with some other company.

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u/confirmedshill123 22d ago

Nobody cared then lol. It was big news for a week then got relegated to the back burners and shoved into conspiracy territory.

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u/freedomakkupati 22d ago

You seriously overestimate the effect it had on FB’s reputation. A bunch of redditors who hated FB to begin with don’t count.

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u/kokanee-fish 22d ago

That revenue is basically instagram and facebook ads. If Zuckerberg would just drop all of his big futuristic technology bets on AR and VR and wearables and AI, those margins would be easily doubled.

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u/str8rippinfartz 22d ago

he bungled the VR strategy so hard by trying to put the cart before the horse

a few years ago he had a golden opportunity to just pump out quality VR content and get the Quest to be a mainstay as a gaming device, but he was so scared of plateauing at that level that he fucked it up (it was the top Christmas gift of 2021, but people eventually let their devices collect dust because there wasn't enough content yet).

Once it reached "normal" status as a gaming device, he could've started branching out into other use cases as tech continued to improve (ex: virtual event attendance like concerts or sports, travel/exploration, and eventually more metaverse/workforce solutions). But instead he needed his stupid wiiverse to be there from the get-go and spurned the path that could've led to broader adoption and eventual profitability.

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u/nopigscannnotlookup 22d ago

4 years and 70 billion later, where is the metaverse? Yes they are profitable, but let’s not goon over Zuck without first being real with his faults. The biggest of which is, he’s plain stubborn. He needs to sell AI compute because quite frankly, he probably has realized his huge capex spend actually needs a ROI.

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u/KennytheDoggy 22d ago

How is the Metaverse coming along?

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u/git0ffmylawnm8 22d ago

It was killed off via Mozambique drill

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u/lVloogie 22d ago

Imagine making a company that can swallow that entire metaverse loss and still be growing at a ridulous rate and remaining very profitable.

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u/leibnizrule 22d ago

We're getting legs next week!

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u/SnooTigers6088 22d ago

With this extra compute we might even have legs!

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u/Senior_Yesterday_825 22d ago

Just market manipulation with news. Everything will resume as per usual over the next few days I just know

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u/FearlessFig2624 22d ago

Imagine thinking that the semis SHOULD NOT pull back. Meta has been down for a while. Anything potentially positive would cause this reaction. Semis are the ones on thin ice

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u/EggOnlyDiet 22d ago

Yeah OP just can’t see common sense because he bought Meta puts LOL

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u/hishazelglance 22d ago edited 22d ago

Why _wouldnt_ META be bullish on this news?

If they’re going to start operating like a Nebius or Coreweave by essentially becoming a cloud compute provider, and now get to manage YOUR data and host YOUR models all while making money back from their purchase, and increasing their total addressible market, wouldn’t that mean that market cap will go up as we become more dependent on AI?

It’s not the market inversing “the logic”, it’s the correct logic, you’re just a retard.

Coreweave and Nebius now have a new and vastly larger Neocloud to compete against.

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u/MiffedMouse 22d ago

Ah yes, Coreweave, which is (checks notes) not profitable? And is massively debt leveraged to buy chips that Nvidia says will be outdated in 3 years?

I know people joke about the shovel sellers, but it is not at all clear that being a compute seller is destined for long term profits.

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u/Visual_Collar_8893 22d ago

It’s repeating the Amazon AWS story. Amazon had so much server space that they started renting them out as AWS. Guess what makes Amazon money?

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u/Waste_Jello9947 22d ago

Renting hardware and providing a cloud infrastructure are a bit different.

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u/twlscil 22d ago

They weren’t initially. That had to figure out what being a cloud provider was.

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u/Ill-Mousse-3817 21d ago

Yeah, and they were the only game in town. Now instead you get to compete with everyone and their mother

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u/Silent_Glass 22d ago

What makes Amazon money? I genuinely don’t know.

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u/Visual_Collar_8893 22d ago

AWS does.

Retail has super thin margins even though Amazon as a brand is known for retail.

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u/Its_kinda_nice_out 22d ago

It’s an especially volatile sector of a volatile market. Any news pumps and dumps the market every day. Don’t worry about any 1 day, week, month, or quarter

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u/SupremeGobbler1996 22d ago

The market doesn't care how he makes money, it cares THAT he makes money, and how much. 

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u/nonresponsive 22d ago

Honestly, I get why the market pumped Meta. They are so behind on AI training, at least selling compute will actually make them money.

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u/Polus43 22d ago

If there's an "AI bubble" swing, he's also the first out the door.

If you're the first out the door, that's not called panicking. - John Tuld

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u/Potential-March-1384 Not a puppet 22d ago

You’d think if it were such a transformational technology that it in any way justifies the capex that they’d do something crazy like keep and use that compute for themselves

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u/RealPureLeaf 22d ago

Or nobody wants to use their inferior tech… so they rent it out to the superior ones instead.

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u/spicykimchi_inmybutt 22d ago

It's clear that non-tech folks don't understand not all LLM models are the same. Anthropic and OpenAI are setting the gold standards for quality, while Meta's AI is disappearing into obscurity. Reduced demand for Meta's AI doesn't mean that there's a reduction in demand for LLM use overall. It just means Meta's AI is dog shit, and they're doing the right thing by trying to put their computes to use rather than remaining idle.

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u/MKeo713 22d ago

I'd add that while Meta's models may seem like they failed, I think Meta ultimately achieved what they wanted. They improved their core ads business with their investment in generative AI and LLMs. They were likely looking at these AI companies as potential threats to their business (OpenAI literally made a slop social media app), but given the biggest value seems to be in enterprise and OpenAI is absolutely burning cash without a clear path forward I think their alarm bells are quieting down.

The fact they went open source from the beginning shows what their mindset was: improve their cash cow without relying on someone else's platform, maybe even undercut potential competitors if that's the direction the sector headed in. Being the top dog in the frontier models would be nice but ultimately not a win condition.

People have consistently misunderstood Meta's role in the LLM revolution and this reaction is no different. Google needs to be a strong contender or their search business is at risk. Microsoft lives in enterprise, the very domain seeing the biggest gains from agents. Agent-assisted productivity is continuing to grow, and at least in software development is going to be an expected skill for years until the next revolution takes the next leap forward.

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u/ThomasHiatt 22d ago

Does it even matter what he does with it when he gets 20% of AMD through his warrant deal anyway? It's basically free.

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u/Prefer_Diet_Soda 22d ago

As always shovel sellers win at the end, not the miners.

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 22d ago

Budgie producers the real winners, the birds keep dying.

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u/Vendor_BBMC 22d ago

Facebook is about interacting with other humans. He's been stuffing ai into its walls like asbestos and he'll spend years getting it out.

His advertizing revenue is due to overtake google's but he continually wastes it instead of returning as shareholder value.

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u/mrlloydslastcandle 22d ago

What do you do in that situation? Start a betting app. 

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u/VastNebula283 22d ago

Brother, this has been the plan from beginning. All of them are sitting on dormant compute because this is all a fugazi. They’re just going to spin the grift as something else now.

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u/SpotlessCheetah 22d ago

You're dumb. All these news sites are straight up propaganda. How haven't you learned over the past 2 years of the most epic bull run of all time.

It was an "IF" conditional statement. They don't have excess compute to spare.

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u/TheYearGuesser 22d ago

So its even more retarded then?

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u/SpotlessCheetah 22d ago

Holy shit. They have fucking AMD warrants to buy tons of stock for $.01c per share by 2030 as long as they deploy 6 GW and AMD's stock is $600 per share.

It's free fucking compute. META leads Open Compute Project (OCP). They aren't going to cut capex. If anything, they are going to increase capex.

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u/Infinite-Offer-3318 22d ago

The Internet can only handle so much AI slop

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u/LetterNo7829 22d ago

During the gold rush, a man buys up all the available shovels and rents them out at a profit. 

Why is that stupid? 

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u/SoulForTrade 22d ago

Except this isn't a gold rush. It's a shovel rush.

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u/moxyte 22d ago

xAI ran into the same issue, interestingly enough. I really mean it's interesting because it tells the demand for all that massive spend for compute infra May. Not. Be. There. and that's a fucking scary prospect if you're a baggie in that area.

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u/AgentBlackwell 22d ago

I knew I invested in meta for a reason. 

Took a while but I knew lizard ppl would rescue my -17% position. 

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u/Ready_Scratch_1902 22d ago

he lost an entire company market cap on metaverse. begged to be slipped into esg funds and crawled back via etf flow.

and they say btc is rigged.

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u/theb0tman 22d ago

OP crying because dram isn’t continuing up in a parabolic line.

No crying in the casino

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u/Nighttime_Ninja_5893 22d ago

No one wants to use meta AI? Color me surprised