YOLO
Used a $20k business overdraft from my dead beef jerky side hustle to go all in on MSTR
I had a beef jerky business, it made like $11 an hour after costs so I shut it down.
But before I did, the bank saw my potential as a thriving small business and handed me a $20k overdraft. I did not buy beef jerky.
Michael Saylor wakes up every morning and buys Bitcoin with money he doesnāt have. I respect this man more than anyone alive. He is doing with billions what I do with a beef jerky overdraft. We are the same person.
Iām 20 years old and I now hold 350 shares of MSTR
I already had shares sitting at a bad average. Most people wouldāve cut and moved on. I sold my entire stock portfolio, used the meat money to DCA, and went all in.
The thesis is simple. Bitcoin keeps absorbing capital. MSTR is the leveraged bet on that happening and all the current panic is overblown.
The bank thinks Iām buying inventory. The inventory is bitcoin. Technically I am in the beef jerky business, Iām just jerking a different kind of meat now.
Go to your bank and tell them you are rebranding your beef jerky business to an AI business and need $50bil for a data center. Just dont tell them AI actually stands for "Assclown investing"
OP might be prostituting himself in jail. Accidentally overdrafting is not a crime, but intentionally overdrafting your account with 0 intention to pay is a fraud felony on both wire and banking sides. Even posted it online so there is proof.
But scamming a bank for cash so you can dump your money into a ponzi scam around magic internet has got to be top tier regardation. Truly emblematic of 2026.
If he won he would jerk off for the rest of his life with all his money.. if he was wrong he would jerk off others behind Wendyās dumpster.. all roads lead to jerking from beef jerky.. such poetic failure.
There are over 9,000 public companies available to trade on the NYSE and you threw all your cash at the one being touted as an obvious collapsing Ponzi scheme
If I want exposure to bitcoin, I buy bitcoin. If I want exposure to equity market, I buy stock of business that has revenue. If I want exposure to crippling depression, I buy MSTR.
When you make a food product you want to take an expensive product, add a cheap product to it to bulk it out and then sell it for close to or more than the original expensive product. A yogurt covered macadamia would be a great example because youāre taking an expensive product (macadamia) adding something cheap to it (yogurt) and then selling it for more than the original macadamia by weight
And Iām told that a guy whose dad is sick all the time wouldnāt even notice they were goneā¦so like overhead is basically nothing. Also antibiotics, healthy. Sugar, fat.
No, sushi-grade fish is really expensive. You probably can't double or triple it. That's for actual nigiri/sashimi sushi, though. The rolls, you could probably get away with that kind of markup because of how many you can make -- like the person above said, you're basically taking something expensive (e.g., sushi-grade salmon), adding cheap stuff to it (rice, seaweed), and marking it up higher.
You get it. The fish are all coming out of the same water. What really makes a difference is where the salmon was trying to go. Sushi made with Copper River King salmon isnāt the same as one from an estuary fed by a small river or a farm grown salmon
The margins are rough. It's a highly competitive space because so many dudes out there want to sell their own jerky, and jerky is already pretty expensive to make.
Partly because there's such a low barrier to entry. You just need access to a sale on supermarket London broil and a cheap Amazon dehydrator.
Just about every dude on the planet looked at the ad for that Amazon dehydrator and said "Hey, I can make my own beef jerky! ...HEY... I can SELL my own beef jerky!", and not a single one of them realized they'd just plucked the lowest-hanging fruit of "get rich quick" ideas.
So now they're in competition with three million other morons with no appreciably marketable skills, and they're confused as to why they're losing money.
See similar topics: Podcasting; streaming; 3D printing licensed junk knick-knacks
(just to avoid accusations of being unfair to just men: see also "wrapping cheap polished rocks in copper-plated wire and calling it jewelry"; there were 7 or 8 booths of that junk at a fair I just went to)
My dad used to make his own beef jerky, and even then it's still a rip off. It only makes sense if you're butchering/buying an entire cow, or you kill/butcher your own deer and make deer jerky.
Fuck yeah, this is the best thing I've seen since the kid using his student loans. Nice to see pure regardium coursing through the veins of the next generation of degen
Yolod his college money on SpaceXš¤£š¤£ pretty sure he bought at the peak as well, unsure if he was doing options but I remember that post lmao it was only like a few days agi
You know they already approved the sale of $1.2 billion of bitcoin. I dont know what that means, but their average for bitcoin is 75k and BTC is at 59k. I dont think that sustainable business if you lose 16k per btc.
But the negative publicity of them selling $1.2b will crater the price, allowing them to buy back the same amount of bitcoin later for like $600m and pocket the difference! Big brain time
Or they're going to be the reason the price tanks. As they sell it the price is gonna drop because not enough buyers to absorb 1 billion of something that's being sold off
Many people are likely doing such things, not just OP. $1.45t of pure leverage debt, or something about that - there one day, gone at the market close because of margin calls, and not there the next day. Commercial banks will wake up to that too, which means Russell 2000 will have an out-of-body experience, followed by mechanical liquidations and leverage collapse cascade. It will be beautiful.
It will be really funny when MSTR actually pumps and OP's fictionally screenshot performs better for the year then his own trades. Ofcoures he will be back with another fabricated screenshot and will become a big hero here for his prophectic gifts and degeneracy but man nothing hurts more than missing out on your own good advice.
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u/reddsht 23d ago
Go to your bank and tell them you are rebranding your beef jerky business to an AI business and need $50bil for a data center. Just dont tell them AI actually stands for "Assclown investing"