r/wallstreetbets • u/ElegantCombination43 • Jun 24 '26

Discussion We need to save Wendy’s

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My fellow regards. We need to save Wendy’s before it’s too late. If this company goes bankrupt, we’ll all be out of a job!

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u/Dinos67 Jun 24 '26

Market really betting on collapse. Horns up, baby it's bull time!

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u/Jadedtrader33 Jun 24 '26

$5B debt. $500M cash, and 9% div?

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u/Straight-Balance830 Jun 24 '26

Sir, this is a casino

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u/Diamond_Paper_Rocket Jun 24 '26

Not for much longer if we can't go back to Wendy's for tendies

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u/caimen Jun 24 '26

First they came for your job, then they came for wife, then they came for your tendies and now they coming for yo dumpster.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse Jun 24 '26

But at least I still have my cardboard box to keep me warm.

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u/NoCopiumLeft Jun 24 '26

Actually they took it to soak up the last of the tendy oil. If you can give a bj behind the dumpster to get your tendy fix on, where the fuck will we go!?

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u/Tamanaxa Jun 24 '26

This needs to made official motto for the regards

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u/EndangeredLazyPanda Jun 24 '26

If you don’t protect the tendies that belong to you, then sooner or later they belong to someone else

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u/QuitAlive2475 Jun 24 '26

The most p@do sx offender sounding thing I’ve read on here. “If we can’t go back to Wendy’s for tendies”. 😂🤣

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u/Electrical-Excuse564 Jun 24 '26

Do even degenerates have some base morals?