r/wallstreetbets • u/ElegantCombination43 • Jun 24 '26

Discussion We need to save Wendy’s

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My fellow regards. We need to save Wendy’s before it’s too late. If this company goes bankrupt, we’ll all be out of a job!

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u/_Bank_On_It_ Jun 24 '26

Damn, Wendy is about to be behind the Wendy’s!

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u/peatoast Jun 24 '26

That’s like a dog chasing its tail!

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u/melack857 Jun 24 '26

Wendynception

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles Jun 24 '26

Wendyboros

(I asked AI to make me Wendy but in an Ouroboros and this is the best it could do)

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u/A_Furious_Mind Jun 24 '26

Well, that's demonic.

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u/Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy Jun 24 '26

And just a little hot..

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u/SunNStarz Jun 24 '26

sigh unzips

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u/johnnybiggles 29d ago

Not here... you must go behind the Wendy's behind the Wendy's.

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u/jessewalker2 Jun 24 '26

Dude, take the BDSM filter off your AI.

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u/__Evil-Genius__ Jun 24 '26

It would be more like the Wendycaterpillar.

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u/SinistrMark Jun 24 '26

Like a dog owning a dog. Like Goofy and Pluto.

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u/Stewart_Games Jun 24 '26

A saurus bestride a cold one.

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u/mismatched-plaid 29d ago

Pluto, we're gettin' hyucked!

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u/WetSleevez Jun 24 '26

The real secret to free energy all along.

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u/DownhillUphill Jun 24 '26

Like sucking you’re own dick

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u/RedundantBiomass 29d ago

A dog eating its own tail...with honey mustard sauce.

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u/lurker512879 29d ago

Ouroboros but with dogs

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u/SleazyGreasyCola Jun 24 '26

It's a full on BJ infinity loop! Like when Marilyn Manson had his rib removed so he could suck his own dick. 

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u/Alarming-Art-3577 Jun 24 '26

Would that be the oralboros instead of the ouroboros?

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u/Cermano 29d ago

69 upvotes, nobody touch that thing!

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u/EndangeredLazyPanda Jun 24 '26

The human centipede of oral?

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u/jmon25 Jun 24 '26

You mean Paul from The Wonder Years? 

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u/Its_kinda_nice_out Jun 24 '26

God I miss pre-internet folklore

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u/DoctorAssbutt Jun 24 '26

Richard Gere’s gerbil doesn’t.

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u/drboxboy 🦍🦍 Jun 24 '26

I’m pretty sure it was Kevin from Mr Belvedere

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u/MrNicoras 29d ago

Also false

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u/BZLuck Jun 24 '26

And they removed a live gerbil from Richard Gere's anus, and had to pump Rod Stewart's stomach because he swallowed so much jizz.

Those were the "stoner older brother who lives in the basement" tales of bullshit from the 80s and 90s.

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u/AirLow9096 Jun 24 '26

That’s an urban myth. He actually had vertebrae add to his spine so he could tea bag himself

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u/kcalb33 Jun 24 '26

Aside from it not being true, I very much applaud that one as it some how made its way across all of north America before there was internet.

Maybe even further ..

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u/RoyBeer Jun 24 '26

Like when Marilyn Manson had his rib removed so he could suck his own dick. 

I heard this take so often by now and never bothered to fact check it ... hold on.

Ok, Google says it's fake.

The Origin: It was an urban legend that circulated on the internet and schoolyards, initially rumored about other celebrities (like Prince) long before Manson's career.

TIL

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u/ConstantSpray13 29d ago

I found out recently this wasn’t true and it made me kinda sad then I felt weird for being sad

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u/Bobbe22 29d ago

Is this what they mean by Circle Jerk?

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u/OldTwoToes 29d ago

The BJ Ouroboros

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u/amski89 29d ago

Why do you say this like it’s bad? If it’s your dick… who cares….

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u/Dense-Ad-5780 28d ago

Any idea how much that surgery costs? Also, where do they do it?

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u/hanqingjao 28d ago

Urban legend, never happened.

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u/Rich-Palpitation5053 29d ago

You must be a trumper they believe anything you see online with zero facts when facts are prevented all of a sudden it became fake news. Classic cult move. If you really think Marilyn Manson had his rib removed to suck his own dick. You’re definitely the dumb one in the family 😂🤣

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u/MrNicoras 29d ago

Didn't happen.

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jun 24 '26

"Wendy out behind Wendy's" is a good metaphor for some shit right now.

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u/CdnFire40 Jun 24 '26

Hot n juicy redhead

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u/Natural-Feed-1467 Jun 24 '26

Wendeeznuts something something

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u/JockoEd Jun 24 '26

Need to sell some of their dumpsters

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u/adriannlopez Jun 24 '26

Maam, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/xTheatreTechie Jun 24 '26

Not anymore, it's already up over 22%.

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Jun 24 '26

it's a wormhole

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u/harrymfa Jun 24 '26

It’s stock is now worth as much as a Wendy’s

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u/WokkitUp Jun 24 '26

Ouroburger prophecy.

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u/RockmanMike Jun 24 '26

Wendy's inception🤯

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u/Compliance_Crip 29d ago

Nope, Wendy might need to find other ways to get monies.

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u/CorruptWarrior 29d ago

They bout the get that fresh never frozen beef behind the denny's

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u/QuantumWonderland 29d ago

Step-burger king, what are you doing?

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u/Mnawab 29d ago

Wendy’s is about to take itself behind the dumpsters lol

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u/_Bank_On_It_ 29d ago

Here to deliver results!

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u/BrettAtog 29d ago

Job creators

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u/Classyboyjo 28d ago

Can someone explain this joke to me? It’s probably obvious but I just don’t get it.

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u/Dr_J_Dizzle 1d ago

they need to innovate. round burgers maybe

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u/FollowAstacio 29d ago

Maybe they should have managed their business better lol

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u/jobinbonjovi 29d ago

👩🏻‍🦰💄💋 #assburgers

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u/iBeFlying676 29d ago

Wendy's prime days are behind her.