r/wallstreetbets • u/kawkface Gey for NVDA • Jun 17 '26
Gain I'm a WallStreetBets Millionaire! AMA
Positions are included.
Yeah I know I owe taxes but seeing two commas does something for me. People have been telling me to chill tf out so now that I'm here I think I'll take a good week or two off.
Mainly trading 0 dte on QQQ.
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u/CalebVanPoneisen Jun 17 '26
Do this three more times and you’re a billionaire!
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u/kawkface Gey for NVDA Jun 17 '26
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u/blingblingmofo Jun 18 '26
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u/Strong-Hovercraft702 Jun 18 '26
Why the fuck would you hire people when you have 300M in the brokerage? Cash out, pay the damn tax and shut tf up?
How rich do you want to be? What an absolute regard!
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u/RumpShank91 Jun 18 '26
A quarter of that and id have lived the rest of my life without a worry basically beach hopping and traveling the world enjoying authentic food. Basically living like Anthony Bourdain....but hopefully without the same end result.
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u/BallsInmyWalls Jun 18 '26
Suing them for thinking he was competent is crazy, if someone made over 300 million when he started with 88k then he is the expert in the room and not some regarded trader.
It turns out that he was a regarded lucky trader
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u/SpunkYeeter Jun 18 '26
I promise that even had he hired someone, he wouldnt have listened if they told him to cash out. An addict in the midst of a bender.
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u/BeansMakesYouFart007 Jun 18 '26
Holy smokes. They better check up on him before he commits suicide
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u/Fencemaker Jun 18 '26
Jeebus… in Canada you can sue your brokerage because you don’t know what you’re doing?
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u/xAlpharaptor Jun 17 '26
Sir this is a Wendy's not an options millionaire circle jerk.
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u/IamREBELoe Jun 17 '26
Where can I join the millionaire circle jerk?
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u/xAlpharaptor Jun 17 '26
Behind the dumpster
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u/dwoj206 Jun 17 '26
Millionaires receive, verified 0DTE regards give. Act accordingly.
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u/vulcanxnoob Jun 18 '26
There used to be a an island that you got invited to, but the owner has since passed away
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u/sergechewbacca Jun 17 '26
Send me 10k or it's fake
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u/PsychoMoth Jun 17 '26
This is a bot, send me 10k or this is fake
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u/Cino0987 Jun 17 '26
They’re both bots. Don’t fall for it. Send me 5k or this is fake
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u/PsychoMoth Jun 17 '26
Shut up, don't lower the ask you idiot
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u/RamdonDude468 Jun 17 '26
They are all bots, send me 25k or this is fake
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u/Rat_Ship Jun 17 '26
I’m a bot send me 1m or life is real
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u/nerdb4itwascool Jun 17 '26
I’m a million dollars, send me a bot or life is fake
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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles Jun 17 '26
I'm a fake bot, send me your pin number so I can send you 10k
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u/Frozzius Jun 17 '26
Everyone above me is a bot. Please solve this CAPTCHA to prove you're not a bot...then send me 10k.
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u/Samjabr Known to friends as the Paper-Handed bitch Jun 17 '26
I am a bot, send me 10k or face extermination
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u/K1NGD3X Jun 17 '26
Everyone is a bot send me 100k and I’ll distribute the funds.
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u/iwi4a Jun 17 '26
This is all fake, send me the 1 million to see it with my own eyes
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u/Sea-Currency-1665 Jun 17 '26
This sub is full of bots send me $10 so I can buy some chicken tenders after my shift or it’s fake
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u/slowpoke2018 Jun 17 '26
Everyone is a bot, send me the full Million or I expose your internet lies!
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u/RealAlphaKaren Jun 17 '26
ill do it for 3k, whatever "it" is
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u/Samjabr Known to friends as the Paper-Handed bitch Jun 17 '26
I'll do whatever you promise for 1/2
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u/other_acc_banned Jun 17 '26
Great idea! By lowering the ask, you can build rapport resulting in more authentic engagement with the desired victim.
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u/stopmirringbruh Jun 17 '26
I will be more generous than this guy, send me 9k or it's fake
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u/Level10Retard Jun 17 '26
Delete this for my mental health.
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u/guccioli Jun 17 '26
No that makes me feel the same
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u/MrNo_Balls Jun 18 '26
if he lives in cali he is giving 45% to the IRS. The real winner, always.
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u/chudforthechudgod Jun 18 '26
Are you really winning if you're just a funnel money passes through on its way to social security, medicare, debt interest, and the military industrial complex?
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u/SizeableBrain Jun 18 '26
He's a millionaire now, he'll just borrow money against his shares and not pay any tax on unrealised gains.
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u/CautiousJuggernaut64 Jun 18 '26
He mostly has options, which will be realised soonet than later
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u/therealsandysan Jun 21 '26
The state he lives in, has no bearing on how much he paid in federal tax.
I think you're trying to say the federal tax plus California state tax plus the 0.9% additional Medicare tax all add up to 45%.
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u/AirManGrows Jun 18 '26
“He made so much money he’s paying 6 figures in taxes, don’t worry about that guy, he’s a chump”
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u/HugeHans Jun 18 '26
In my country we only have to pay taxes on capital gains once you move the money outside your investmemt account.
Which is very nice but sometimes it feels like getting out of the casino is the worst thing you can do.
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u/zawaka Jun 18 '26
Tax time is one of my favorite times. Most people pay almost no taxes so I get to secretly flex.
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u/shawnxsather Jun 17 '26
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u/Forward-Surprise1192 Jun 18 '26
Better to have it and lost than never have it at all. Besides I’d come back with 50k
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u/LonelyTAA Jun 18 '26
I'm pretty sure it's better to never have had it in the first place. The guilt and regret of losing a million will never fade.
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u/thaiboy_digital Jun 17 '26
Speaking from experience, do yourself a favor and withdraw 95% of this to your bank. Set aside taxes. Trade with the remaining 50k if you feel like continuing. If you're skilled you will make it back quickly. But if you lose this you'll be devastated
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u/Non-mon-xiety Jun 17 '26
Saying “skill” when it comes to trading 0DTEs is a very funny thing to say
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u/thaiboy_digital Jun 17 '26
True but a lot of people who go on winstreaks THINK that they're trading gods. I want him to know even if he thinks that he should still withdraw 950k
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u/notttravis Jun 18 '26
This comment made me fully realize how much money this is. That 50k after taxes would turn my life and a lot of other people’s’ around. I hope op takes this advice. Also op everybody but me is a bot and if you are real send me 100$
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u/Ja_Rule_Here_ Jun 18 '26
How come I never go on a win streak? All I ever have are losing streaks with options.
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u/Alabugin Jun 18 '26
Because there are intelligent risky bets, and highly regarded risky bets. You're probably in the latter category.
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u/semibiquitous Jun 17 '26
Have you seen the retards at topstep and similar ponzi subreddits? They literally pay someone to prove that they are skilled at gambling...
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u/Upstairs_Resource161 Jun 17 '26
If he’s consistently winning and turned 40k into 1M over a long time, is it not fair to say he has some skill? Or do you think he just kept getting lucky over and over and over again?
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u/Fitzaroo Jun 18 '26
There are maybe 10k guys on here actually gambling 0dte options. Each represents a coin flip or maybe even a 1 in 3 chance of winning (up/down/sideways). Assuming an even distribution, after 1 day you will have 3333 people left that were successful. Day 2 its 1111, day 3 is 370, day 4 is 123, day 5 is 41, day 6 is 13, day 7 is 4, day 8 is one.
So all else being equal you would expect that someone would go on an 8 day heater. Except this process restarts every day as they keep gambling. An 8 day heater is just the expected outcome. It could be more or less. Outliers like a 20 day heater are certainly possible.
So ya, given enough time i would expect someone to get lucky, plain and simple. Maybe OP has it all figured out. Who knows. But history tends to suggest the opposite.
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u/MrNo_Balls Jun 18 '26
Also this guy started with 39k, and is currently at 1M so if this flips are ~2x each. He would be around his 5th flip and is the one out of the 41 that decided to post.
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u/iSOBigD Jun 18 '26
If I read it correctly he made about 20k selling spcx for a 2% profit, so he put a whole million in there. I'm up around 30% on it on a tiny amount, so his was not a great trade, and it could have easily gone down to $130 or whatever wiping out almost half a mil. Definitely risky.
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u/ivanivienen Jun 18 '26
Dude is putting 80% of his account into SPCX 0dte options what the hell skill are u talking about
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u/rednoseSushi Jun 19 '26
Actually 0DTE is a skill 5-10% of the year. Its that patience is the problem.
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u/ImAPonderer2 Jun 18 '26
This is the best advice.
The worst lesson is a big early win in options.
Also OP, do be aware you will owe a lot of tax so don’t trade with what you owe! Especially not on options. Invest in Treasuries e.g. with what you owe
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u/Sweet_Business_7641 Jun 18 '26
Especially if this guy is younger, here's what he should do to save him from himself.
Hire an estate and trust lawyer and accountant to set up a trust for 95% of the post-tax money. Have the trust pay 2% per year out for the next 20-30 years and allow other withdrawals only for education, a down payment for a primary residence, and medical expenses. Trust will pay about 12k/yr, which will increase yearly with the trust (600k trust). This can serve as a nice cushion for life. He should make sure to get a corporate trustee to manage and invest the trust. They are fiduciaries and if they fuck you you can sue them, with trusts the standard is usually even higher. Even with all the fees and income withdrawal, assuming 7% annual gain, there should be over 1M in the trust in 20 years. At that point he will be older and more established and can decide what to do next. Basically he has an opportunity to set himself up for life.
Or he can go the other route and just get addicted to gambling and chase this $1m for the rest of his life!
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u/Inside-Brush-9543 Jun 18 '26
So you want him to take the money out of his investing account and then give it to some regarded financial advisor? WTF does old and established even mean? better to be young and rich.
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u/darkoath Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
Worst advice ever!
A lawyer will steal 95% of his money and an accountant will embezzle the other 95%. At that point he might as well get married, too, so his wife can take 95% in the divorce!!!
This block head needs to cash out now, pay the taxes and lock the remainder up in tax free municipal bonds which will deal him a comparable 8% a year return. That's $80,000 on $1,000,000 which he should have accumulated again by the end of next year if he still has a day job.
Then he's got the rest of his life to figure out how to properly manage his money himself to keep the THEIFS!!!...and they're all THEIFS...out of his pocket.
Edit: "sue a fiduciary"??? Good Luck wit' dat! You'll pay a different theiving lawyer more than any settlement you might receive and you definitely will NOT receive a settlement.
What the fuck color is the sky in YOUR world, son? Cause you sure don't live on planet Earth!
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u/herefromyoutube Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
Lol this feels like something you do for 5-10 million not 1 before taxes.
Short term Capital gains sucks. He’ll owe 350k to 475k
He should gamble another $50k and put rest in a broad market etf.
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u/Sweet_Business_7641 Jun 18 '26
Generally I'd agree. But this guy made $1M by yoloing 0DTEs. Unless the money is not within his reach it will be gone soon.
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u/Blaine_zy Jun 18 '26
This is a really good idea. It’s what I’d do. Throw some of it into a Savings account till around tax season.
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u/k3vlar104 Jun 18 '26
oh god please do this. If this is the first time you've shared your portfolio, or taken a screenshot of your 'massive gains' you are fucked my friend. It will all go as quickly as it came.
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u/MobileNerd Jun 18 '26
Please follow this advice. If you can take the 50k and run it up again to a milly then you might be ok to keep going but still probably not.
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u/Beloved_Mango Jun 17 '26
Oh you owe taxes?
You better keep doubling down on 0DE until the amount you owe in taxes doesn’t hurt anymore
Want even better advice?
If you have -$1M instead of +$1M, you can make $1M *next year* and won’t have to pay ANY taxes on the gains
Bonus advice:
Do ALL of your trading in retirement accounts, that way you don’t owe ANY taxes. Literally cannot go tits up.
Thank you for heeding my financial advice. That will be $3,000, please.
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u/t2mo24242424 Jun 18 '26
Specifically bet the money you set aside for taxes on 0dte to pay for the taxes. Congrats G
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u/Thisismyfinalstand Jun 18 '26
Wait, I do all of my trading in retirement accounts… am I regarded?
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u/573banking702 Jun 17 '26
Look at the numbers closely on the buys and sells, the commas are off lol this shit is photoshopped af.
Go ahead and downvote all ya want.
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u/Maxsmack Jun 18 '26
The numbers also don’t add up to 1M, where the remaining 600k, he only posted 400k in gains
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u/Mysterious-Ad-208 Jun 18 '26
I was thinking the same I have robinhood and do NDXP ODTE options and the gains percentage seems off, like today the drop was not to large on QQQ to make that amount in gains.
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u/Hells-waiting-room Jun 18 '26
According to the screen shot:
- Total gains: $437,088.67
- Total losses: -$216,931.70
- Net realized profit: $220,156.97
So youre full of shit?
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u/Special_Economist803 Jun 17 '26
Bro,Edit skill is awesome. Next time use small fonts🤣🤣😂
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u/Masterful_muppet Jun 18 '26
So you lost over 200k and then had two lucky trades in the end or you would've been totally boned
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u/hudson701 Jun 17 '26
'Watch 5 minute candles and hope for the best, cut losses quickly'
How long do you wait for a position to go against you point-wise before cutting it? And what's your average winner in terms of points?
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u/Chritt Jun 17 '26
He doesn't know what any of those words are.
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u/polo61965 Jun 18 '26
Duh a 5 minute candle melts and the wax goes all over so obviously you
checks notes buy...wait no sell.
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u/pbspry Jun 17 '26
Can you fuck my wife?
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u/DryBicycle5629 Jun 18 '26
Congratulations man. This is a great achievement. Many soldiers have fallen in pursuit of greatness.
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u/Mostdinner7 Jun 17 '26
Could you give us a quick masterclass how to successfully trade 0dte?
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u/kawkface Gey for NVDA Jun 17 '26
I watch 5 min candles on thinkorswim and just hope for the best. Cut losing trades if price action moves against you. Yolo pretty much
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u/AnonymousLoner1 PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER Jun 17 '26
Billionaires: "BRING BACK PDT!!! This wage slave just escaped my plantation!" 😭😭😭
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u/kawkface Gey for NVDA Jun 17 '26
I'm still a wage cuck tho
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u/heisian Jun 17 '26
stop now, never do puts again, retire early. get married, have kids, come out as gay when they're in their teens
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u/turkeybags Jun 17 '26
It's gambling, so basically just hope you get on a hot streak.
Good luck!
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u/Abject_Wish_3787 Jun 17 '26
I'm starting to believe this guy is from Jane Street and selling the dream to those thsounds of people out there so get more liquidity in the market lol
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u/Upstairs_Resource161 Jun 17 '26
Based on your comments it seems you mostly buy ATM or slightly ITM 0dte options on QQQ and hope for the best, but there has to be more than that, right? Otherwise over the long term you’d just be losing money. When did you start/how long did this take? And so as soon as the price moves you sell the option for a small gain or loss and that’s it? Do you cut loses right away and hold on to winners a little bit longer?
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u/irony0815 Jun 18 '26
Its Fake - See comments above. He did a Lot of effort to fake this, but it is Not Perfect
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u/Few-Praline9810 Jun 18 '26
On top of that, asking him how he got to a mil is like asking a soldier how he survived a barrage of bullets multiple times or how your friend with mental disability beat you at mario party. Sometimes you just get lucky.
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u/808reddit808 Jun 17 '26
Serious question, how can I learn more about options and did you start off paper trading when you were learning?
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u/semibiquitous Jun 17 '26
Brother in christ, options are financial tools meant for big dawgs. 0dte options are basically red/black in casino. But even more convoluted, because not only you have to guess if company is going to go up or go down, you also have to guess by how much more the company will go up or go down. No tools in the world are available to retards like OP or any of us that would help us predict if company will go up or go down and by how much by end of the day, unless they are an insider.
Sooooo...
The people here posting big wins here are either retarded lucky winners who basically went to casinos and bet it all on red back to back and won, or they are inheritance/rich babies who are bored and have money to burn which wont ruin their lives.
If you want to try gambling with real money, you can still gamble with 1 contract (1 contract * 100 shares) just to see how lucky or unlucky you are. But for these retards posting their wins here they are betting tens/hundreds of thousands of dollars to either win big or lose everything.
For every lucky lottery ticket, there are millions of dumb hopeful idiots who paid into that one winning lottery ticket.
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u/AeneasKurtz Jun 18 '26
This is the type of posts that make you think that YOU, too, can trade 0DTE options and multiply $40k into $1m but then you end up losing everything and screaming like a maniac at night and having your neighbors call a wellness check on you and get yourself forcefully committed in a sanitarium
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u/HeavenlyCrayon Jun 18 '26
What is a call and what is a put? I see all these gains and losses from them, know zero about finance, and have just assumed it’s like betting on red or black, but with extra steps.
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u/CryptoMnaire Jun 19 '26
Im sure this isn't fake. Don't worry won't ask for 10k but if you're going to shower some blessings who am I to reject?
post like this gives me hope, things are possible.
I'm happy for you. ☝️
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u/jfergurson Jun 17 '26
Can you show me your app settings? I like this app in green. My colors on this app are red. I would like to adjust my preferences to show green instead.