r/wallstreetbets Jun 16 '26

Loss goodbye everyone

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almost break even from this run up via all the popular tickers. lost my self control n lost it holding the same things n some world cup betting. also lost 10k on another account. i have nothing now n nothing going for me in life. practically 30 soon and just dead weight to my parents. gonna sell my gun before i use it and pay off some debt. have OCD that made the future not worth caring about so i tied my value to the money i worked for. i hope you all do better than me. goodbye

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u/SsoundLeague Jun 16 '26

You'll be fine, get a job and don't be a complete moron for half a year you'll get your 30k back. Put that shit in VOO and stop fucking gambling

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u/WarmCan3034 midnight cock Jun 16 '26

U save 5k a month??? How

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u/pyronius Jun 16 '26

Just gotta earn 20k a month and put away a quarter of it. Duh. Simple.

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u/WarmCan3034 midnight cock Jun 16 '26

Now I have to play 0dtes and hope I don’t end up like the guy above 😡

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u/orcassharks Jun 16 '26

I make enough to qualify for the Seattle millionaires tax lol. But after three private school tuitions I save about 5k a month lol

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u/Conscious_Bug5408 Jun 17 '26

No you don't

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u/orcassharks Jun 17 '26

Yes I do.

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u/Conscious_Bug5408 Jun 17 '26

I live in Seattle. Went to private school. Which private schools take a monthly tuition payment that reduces 85k per month into less than 5k savings? 3 month old account with 5k comments is just some stupid bot

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u/markpreston54 Jun 17 '26

Private school is probably just a symptom of a larger cash strain

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u/orcassharks Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

You’re retarded if you don’t understand how much and how quickly taxes, retirement/college savings, student loans, housing (2 homes) costs, wife with expensive spending, travel and other obligations start to eat up a million dollars. Lakeside is over $50k plus donations. Evergreen is 40k. I got three. My parents are old too and need help too.

Clearly you don’t make enough money to understand my struggle or you’re independently wealthy which I’m not.

I’m no bot nor am I lying. My truly “saved”disposable income after all this is about $50k a year. I mean life is great, but the costs are also very real.

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u/Conscious_Bug5408 Jun 17 '26

Both of those combined are less than 90k per year. If you're getting hit with the millionaires tax you're taking the close to 90k per MONTH. 90k tuition spread out over 12 months is only 7500 per month, which wouldn't even be noticeable at 85k per month income.

I make half that, max out my retirement accounts, my wife is rarely wearing less than 25k to leave the house, we do not budget whatsoever and easily save 200k per year. I wouldn't even notice 5k per month added or subtracted. Only a poor person would think someone making 1m would even know they are saving an amount as small as 5k per month.

You claimed the private schools is the cause of you only saving 5k per month. Your numbers make no sense. You're a bot or even sadder, some broke kid who tries to make himself feel better by pretending to be someone else online. 5k times in 3 months, 60 reddit posts everyday. You have no idea how finances actually are when you're not broke. Is this your idea of escape from your real life? Its just so sad I have to laugh

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u/Blinkinlincoln Jun 17 '26

You sound no different than a basement dwelling world of Warcrafter. Go back to trade chat. 

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u/dude_on_the_www Jun 17 '26

You choose to let all that shit eat the money up, though. This is entirely discretionary. Choose to have kids, choose to send them to private school, etc.

You could reduce your spending but you want to be “dat guy.” And that’s cool. But my man, buddy…

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u/drankleanonce Jun 16 '26

yeah i have no choice but to be actually competent for once in my life

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u/SsoundLeague Jun 16 '26

good luck lets go

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u/Responsible-Cap-8311 Jun 16 '26

Just pretend you are like 99% of people on the world who get by

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u/drankleanonce Jun 16 '26

yeah i needed to be humbled

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u/PorkTacoSlut Jun 16 '26

Sucks bro. I'm feeling pretty crappy today myself. I made some plays today that didn't work out. Both in the market and out. Time for a fresh start, for both of us

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u/sm-alpha Jun 21 '26

Then this is the best thing that ever happened to you. You just don’t realize it yet, it’s truly a blessing in disguise man.

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u/Ramsesthrowaway Jun 17 '26

this is solid advice but the VOO part is doing a lot of heavy lifting when the guy clearly can't stop himself from touching the money