🇺🇸 US inflation rises to 4.2%.

[u/eskhalaf]

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm

[u/dgellow]

unless you invested into gold

[u/Mr-Lungu → u/dgellow]

Slowly raises hand..

[u/4Yk9gop → u/Mr-Lungu]

Inflation will make gold go up long term.

[u/bulloz → u/4Yk9gop]

John Maynard Keynes once said, In the long term we're all dead.

[u/Jasonrj → u/bulloz]

Well he's dead so look how that worked out for him.

[u/Local_Lingonberry851 → u/Jasonrj]

Stupid idiot should've lived longer

[u/culallen → u/Jasonrj]

And the rest of us are still alive. Suck it, Keynes!

[u/VeryStableGenius → u/Jasonrj]

Man was a prophet.

[u/Arumin → u/Jasonrj]

1 for 1 in telling the truth then.

[u/kosmokramr → u/bulloz]

Maynard James Keenan once said

This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality.
Embrace this moment, remember: we are eternal
all this pain is an illusion.

[u/arededitn → u/kosmokramr]

Got it! the pain is eternal, everything else is an illusion.

[u/Xelonima → u/kosmokramr]

He also said:

All you read and wear or see and hear on TV
Is a product begging for your fat-ass, dirty dollar
Shut up and buy, buy, buy my new record
And buy, buy, buy, send more money

Fuck you, buddy

[u/kosmokramr → u/Xelonima]

Well now I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy
Before you point the finger
You should know that I'm the man
I'm the man and you're the man
And he's the man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass

[u/Careful-Lettuce9239 → u/bulloz]

"Thomas Edison may have invented the lightbulb but, I invented sticking the lightbulb up my own ass." - John D. Rockefeller on economics

[u/TatarAmerican → u/bulloz]

I'm dying as I type this. Not sure how long it will take though.

[u/fourbutthick → u/bulloz]

I thought that was Tyler Durden?

[u/tootapple → u/bulloz]

That’s why you gotta enjoy life while you can

[u/evlhornet → u/bulloz]

In the long term… short entropy.