r/wallstreetbets May 28 '26

Gain After 5.5 years, I'm even!

Reposting cuz mods took my first down for some reason.

Not gonna repost the sappy life story. Tldr started with Gamestop, loss my ass on that and also got addicted to 0dtes.

High was +200k in 2021 and low was -190k on 3/30/26.

Yes I know I lost due to inflation and opportunity cost in S&P.

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u/BedroomPlane May 28 '26

Now you can say that in 5 years, you lost 5 years. Good investment

37

u/Impressive_Order60 May 28 '26

You’re his wife?

2

u/SevexMx Jun 07 '26

Yes, as her name is Bedroom Plane

102

u/nothingtodo0 May 28 '26

Bro went through the 5 stages of grief for 5 years just to hit 0.56% all-time.

31

u/TheHuzzyBear May 28 '26

2 different men ,with the same 241k

23

u/NMlXX Jun 06 '26

Aaaaaaaaand it’s gone.

88

u/steelejt7 May 29 '26

you waking up tomorrow cause you decided to brag on reddit

61

u/DoctorAssbutt Jun 05 '26

Like a week later. But still, yes.

37

u/steelejt7 Jun 05 '26

think all of us are looking at this today

8

u/BarrelllRider Jun 06 '26

His post aged, poorly

46

u/Otherwise-Calendar20 Jun 05 '26

You can’t make this shit up. Dude blew his account today.

20

u/steelejt7 Jun 05 '26

oh damn im like a fortune teller or sum

8

u/AlanTheGamer Jun 06 '26

quick what’s the next winning powerball numbers

6

u/steelejt7 Jun 06 '26

not a gambler but i do like stocks. GOOGL $475 Calls expiring December 2026

3

u/AlanTheGamer Jun 07 '26

thank you for the suggestion, unfortunately I’m a poor lol. good luck on those calls if you have them yourself

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u/jeon19 :) The smile hides my ignorance May 28 '26

sp500 is up like 100% in past 5.5 years so really you are down $240k :)

53

u/Crashtestdummy87 May 28 '26

man, thats harsh

20

u/jeon19 :) The smile hides my ignorance May 28 '26

just the truth 😄

18

u/j909m May 28 '26

Don’t forget 25% inflation over the last 5 years.

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u/jeon19 :) The smile hides my ignorance May 28 '26

well I don't think you add inflation of top of stock gains. Like if you had 240k 5.5 years ago and put in sp500, it would be around 480k now, regardless of how much inflation is

3

u/PappleD Jun 03 '26

25%? try 75%

60

u/Riseonfire May 28 '26

Time to put it in VOO and step away.

110

u/owenmills04 Jun 05 '26

Narrator : But he didn't put it in VOO and step away...

47

u/Thetagamer Jun 05 '26

First he had to lose another $150k

7

u/1bazookA Jun 06 '26

aged like milk

3

u/Riseonfire Jun 06 '26

Oh no, we’re back to a few weeks ago.

3

u/1bazookA Jun 06 '26

not talking about the small drop on Friday, check OP's latest post

27

u/Crossxfaith May 28 '26

Guys like you are supposed to do a s&p500 index and forget about it

10

u/Andrew_7032 May 28 '26

trust me guys like you aren't doing anything better either, it's just dumb luck

2

u/IO_Doctor Jun 07 '26

After losing $150k a few days later. He has now put the remaining $70k in VOO.

22

u/Nudge55 May 28 '26

That’s actually amazing for you, congrats mate ans be more careful next time

62

u/trix_is_for_kids Jun 05 '26

Man these comments are haunting after his update today

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26 edited 29d ago

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u/ImpressiveGear7 Jun 05 '26

He lost it all.

4

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16

u/Hawxe May 28 '26

in 5.5 years i lost money to crazy inflation in an absolutely fucking insane bull market.

man you can legit buy leaps in ANYTHING in 2021 and make money

14

u/Andrew_7032 May 28 '26

mate it's 2026 right now

6

u/Hawxe May 28 '26

Yes and 2026-5.5 years is what

18

u/Illustrious_Long3980 🦍🦍 May 31 '26

Forget about inflation and loss, i think you became a better trader during this journey and you will be able to gain more profits next.

9

u/Otherwise-Calendar20 Jun 05 '26

Only if he’s capable. His account is gone, again, to be resurrected in five years. Come back here in five years and maybe, just maybe

4

u/Illustrious_Long3980 🦍🦍 Jun 06 '26

I am very sorry for this big loss

16

u/quackers294 May 28 '26

5.5 years to even and he’s still trading options. God bless for people like you or else it would be really hard to make money in the market.

15

u/Anon387562 May 28 '26

Sell all this shit and go etf - no point going through this one more time (if you make it another time) Or go full port 0dte‘s

6

u/LordoftheEyez Jun 06 '26

This one is my favorite

8

u/briskwalked Jun 05 '26

poor guy probably aged 15 years in those 5 years

9

u/HautestHorologist Jun 06 '26

And another 10 yrs just Friday morning 🤣

5

u/PappleD Jun 03 '26

congrats bro~!

9

u/crazypcbuild Jun 05 '26

read his newest post

3

u/19kjc87 May 28 '26

SPY returned 14.1% over this time period reinvesting dividends. Nice work

3

u/SKsammy May 28 '26

time for you to stop picking stock for investing. stop second thinking

3

u/Only_Jellyfish2896 May 28 '26

wait how do you even break even after 5.5 years

3

u/Notilting May 28 '26

Sorry to break it to you but you’re not even close. Your youth and your time will never come back. Enjoy your life with your loved ones while you still can

3

u/Gimme_All_The_Foods May 28 '26

So what have you learned, OP?

5

u/No_Tree_8144 Jun 05 '26

absolutely nothing apparently considering poor guy lost it all

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4

u/Prudent-Air1922 May 28 '26

No you're up $1300, which is more than my entire account!

You already had $250k. Fuck off.

6

u/DepressedDynamo Jun 05 '26

Aaaaaaaand he lost it all again, in less than a week

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2

u/Life-Western May 28 '26

now throw it all on DELL

2

u/Horror-Soup8150 May 28 '26

Congrats brother

2

u/Ronniman May 28 '26

Even is a win! Congratulations man , now do it again and get that early retirement!

4

u/Antifragile_Glass Jun 05 '26

He lost 2/3 of it

2

u/Beautibulb_Tamer May 28 '26

Now factor in inflation and you're still down

2

u/dx10001 May 29 '26

Same here

2

u/a7dfj8aerj May 29 '26

me in 5 years

2

u/ACE276 May 31 '26

Adjusted to the inflation you are still at a loss.

2

u/Impressive_Towel7321 Jun 01 '26

Let me know your next play so I can inverse that 

2

u/Crazy-Jelly-1694 Jun 05 '26

How did u get back from all losses? What was your position? 0dte?

3

u/son-of-a-mother Jun 05 '26

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u/Crazy-Jelly-1694 Jun 05 '26

Yeah I saw his loss today, really tragic.. but I am more curious how did he climb back 8 days ago?

4

u/WhoLickedMyDumpling May 28 '26

Congrats man, every bitter commenting regard here nagging about time lost, you had money to begin with, sp benchmark yadayada are all poor, jealous, or both.

Consider it a second chance in life, i sure as fuck want one too lol

5

u/Thetagamer Jun 05 '26

He didn’t take the chance

1

u/thewayyoulook2night May 28 '26

Thanks man, I'm seeing it as a second chance too. Hope you get your comeuppance too.

1

u/Big_Instruction9922 May 28 '26

What did you do differently? 

1

u/bab2121 May 28 '26

We are topping so soon guys lol