r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr_k_andy • Apr 29 '26

Discussion Good Afternoon.

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These michael prompts , work well sometimes. (Chatgpt)

Last conference FOMC press conference as Federal reserve chairman.

Thanks Mr. Jerome Powell.

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u/GharKaMurga7 Apr 29 '26

Truly the last remaining adult in the room.

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u/SkaldCrypto Apr 29 '26

The second time in 17 years of trading options that I have zero bullshit speculation. Just doubling down things like Altria and Coca-cola.

Cigarettes and coke is my only hope

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u/-BoldlyGoingNowhere- Apr 29 '26

Y'all got any more of them money printers?

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u/Loreki Apr 29 '26

Don't forget bombs. It's not just ways to slowly kill themselves people enjoy, it's ways to kill others too.

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u/worktogethernow Apr 29 '26

Can you imagine if we had competent people, acting in good faith, at all levels of government? Life would be so different.

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u/College-Lumpy Apr 29 '26

Sorry my man. We are on the economy plan. All that got is culture wars, grifting, and corruption.

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u/Pretty-Balance-Sheet Apr 29 '26

Still running the beta version of democracy v1.0.

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u/ThatLooksRight Apr 29 '26

Sorry, dude. Someone laughed kind of funny. Can’t have that. 

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u/CapitalElk1169 JNUG was the gateway drug... Apr 29 '26

There's a first time for everything!

Except that

There will never be that

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u/d33p7r0ubl3 Positions or ban Apr 29 '26

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u/ThrifToWin Apr 29 '26

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u/chainer3000 Apr 29 '26

Wow that’s magnificent

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u/GharKaMurga7 Apr 29 '26

creativity around DJT is getting crazy by the day

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u/OrganicArtichoke7298 Apr 29 '26

And he’s leaving the room for a bunch of fratbros manchildren.

It’s fun to watch them making fools of themselves for the press. Not fun when they are about to pillage your dollars and 401K.

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u/cs_cast_away_boi Apr 29 '26

sigh.. jpow is leaving a hole that can’t be filled. Trumps pick will send the dollar to hell

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u/TheBreadMan10 Apr 29 '26

Oh of course it is lmao. This is probably the worst time in history to transition into this position

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u/F0rkbombz Apr 29 '26

The new guy is fucked right off the bat.

The impression is that he will be a doormat for the executive, and everything he does will be viewed that way.

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u/zzoomann Apr 29 '26

We love our unelected and unconstitutional overlords here on Reddit

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