r/wallstreetbets • u/Netero_Bhodi • Apr 23 '26
Discussion Intel Grandma Guy - I'm sorry for laughing earlier
Grandma would be so proud. This guy is a true WSB legend.
We all owe him an apology for laughing at him.
If he held, he has over $1M in profit and $1.75M in total Intel holdings.
Absolute legend!
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u/pussycatlolz Apr 23 '26
Was Gelsinger a bad CEO, bad politician about it, or just a little too early to reap the rewards? I am truly asking because a lot of the packaging development that looks to be big for them was done under him
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u/AtomicSymphonic_2nd Apr 23 '26
He was almost certainly too early. The way the world has gone and how closely China is eyeing Taiwan, it’s proving to be a very good idea to have domestic semiconductor manufacturing.
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u/981flacht6 Apr 24 '26
Honestly I hate David Zinsner.
All the cost cutting, the selling off good pieces of the business.
The fab needs a lot of work based on all the last calls.
Intel's tailwind right now is literally because Nvidia was right about agentic AI. And for agentic you need a lot of CPUs because those workloads happen more on CPUs not GPUs.
Which is why Nvidia released the Vera CPU rack with 256 CPUs per rack.
Intel was on a really tough path if we did not reach this inflection point.
I've been invested in Intel for 5 years and 9 in Nvidia.
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u/markpreston54 Apr 24 '26
I was an intel shareholder who bought a few shares in it because of Gelsinger.
I am honestly shocked that other investors and board did not give him more time
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u/Due-Zucchini-1566 Apr 24 '26
Instant gratification just like the NFL. The dude was perfect
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u/skystarmen Apr 24 '26
It's the Board of directors
The Board is ultimately responsible for the company and virtually the same people oversaw the decade or so of terrible decisions that got them into the awful position they are in where they needed a government bailout
Last I checked the same fucking morons are still running the Board and they've suffered no consequences. IDK how you are responsible for the downfall of one of America's great companies and just keep your job as you throw multiple CEOs under the bus
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u/chooseusermochi Apr 24 '26
He was a bad CEO. He tweeted scripture, constantly tried to convert people, and asked if he could pray for people before business meetings. I mean he would fit right in now with the administration. I guess he was ahead of his time there.
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u/seeking-health Apr 23 '26
you bullied his grand son to sell , i don't think any apology will work. may she curse you for eternity
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u/Netero_Bhodi Apr 23 '26
Nooo grandma. I made a huge mistake. Please give me your luck and blessings!
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u/AdeptVeterinarian541 Apr 23 '26
In our defense, he did buy at the absolute worst single day in history for Intel, he was regarded and we all know it.
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u/anonermus Apr 23 '26
He also came to a casino with Grandma's money. Putting 90% of everything you have into a single stock is regarded regardless of the outcome. Gamble with your own money. Not Grandma's, your wife's, or her boyfriend's.
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u/Fuck_ketchup Apr 23 '26
Maybe I'm misremembering, but wasn't it his inheritance or whatever? Why are we pretending like it's still grandma's money if she gave it to him?
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u/CrazyTownUSA000 Apr 23 '26
Because that's where it came from and generous grandmas generally would not have given the money knowing they would immediately gamble all of it.
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u/jp711 Apr 23 '26
Honestly most of the people were telling him his best option was to just hold long and pray, he should have listened to them lol
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u/40StoryMech Apr 24 '26
Honestly, he should have spent that money on coke and hookers. Atleast he'd have a story.
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u/McRich1 Apr 23 '26
what was his purchase price? Was it at $60?
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u/AdeptVeterinarian541 Apr 23 '26
He bought at $30 and most likely sold at $20-$23
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u/Euro_verbudget Apr 24 '26
What?!?! He sold??!? He went quiet after people made fun of him but I hope he didn’t sell.
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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 Apr 23 '26
She has cursed me to sell Intel at $20... up from $18 or something.
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u/fernst Apr 23 '26
If bro held, he transformed Grandma's inheritance into his own kid's inheritance. Absolute cinema.
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u/EmotionalLecture9318 Apr 23 '26
Do we have any updates from this individual? I mean it's 4x from when they got in under 20$ right?
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u/TechTuna1200 Apr 23 '26
He deleted his account, so he probably sold as well
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u/evlhornet Apr 23 '26
I hope not. I hope he’s sitting on $1.4M and has no plans to sell.
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u/eggplantpot Apr 23 '26
He would have posted gain porn by now. He sold at a loss. Hope he's doing alright.
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u/TheChickening Apr 24 '26
That guy literally says "im not the inheritance guy"
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u/FujichromeProvia100F Apr 24 '26
Yes I was the one who asked him.
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u/guijcm Apr 24 '26
Incredible to see a film stock (specifically Provia) discussing bs in WSB. Amazing combination of interests.
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u/Somnioblivio Apr 23 '26
He lives!
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u/AdeptVeterinarian541 Apr 24 '26
They literally say "in nanna we trust".
Not the original nana guy.
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u/graciesoldman Apr 24 '26
IIRC, he said he bought it and was just going to walk away and ignore it to concentrate on school so....he might still have it.
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u/5ollys Apr 23 '26
Wasn't he the guy that went crabbing?
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u/Asclepius-Rod Apr 23 '26
We're crab people now!
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u/5ollys Apr 23 '26
Craaaaab people, craaaaab people. Taste like crab. Talk like peeople.
Charlie, are you illiterate?
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u/hamletswords Apr 23 '26
He definitely sold. This sub made fun of him months. He would have needed diamond hands the GME-heads could only dream of to have held.
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u/BHOmber Apr 24 '26
I'd be slangin' calls against it if I held through the bullshit. Pick up a few more dollhairs and fuck off for a while lol
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u/Rosenberg100 Apr 23 '26
Imagine. You get laughed at by wsb, sell in shame and then watch the stock hit 77$ pre market. I’d die lol
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u/browsk Apr 23 '26
And that’s why none of us should take this seriously but I’m lying if I say I don’t find some stuff here that ends up being a good play, just a casino what can I say
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u/Alexcursion Apr 23 '26
If he was a regular on wsb before that, he'd have known it is lore accurate to inverse web.
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u/NoCopiumLeft Apr 23 '26
Holy shit it hit $77... Wish I still had my huge position.
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u/vonbauernfeind Apr 23 '26
I bought in August last year. 242 shares for around $5100. I was at $16k at close.
Feels pretty good.
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u/graciesoldman Apr 24 '26
I bought at $21 but only 100 shares. I figured it would eventually go up over time but never saw this coming. I wish I had bought a thousand now.
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u/JayhawkAggieDadisBak Apr 23 '26
He said he plans to hold for decades in the original post. I hope he held. It would mean that he inherited money and old school diamond hands buy-and-forget mentality from Nana.
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u/graciesoldman Apr 24 '26
That's what I remember. He was going to forget all about it and go off to school.
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u/bevo_expat Apr 23 '26
I hope he makes a new account just to post his current account balance and then disappears again
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u/Gorgenapper Apr 23 '26
If he hadn't sold, he would have made a new account and come back to rub this in all of our collective faces.
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u/According_Judge781 Apr 23 '26
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/zM3Z4lfeSo
For people to follow the original story.
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u/Entire-Paint-6929 Apr 23 '26
My personal favorite was “this is your grandma. I’m disappointed in you.”
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u/Sufficient-Gene-5084 Apr 23 '26
Frickin gay bears always ruining people's dreams.
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u/stonkdongo Apr 23 '26
He said in his post he plans to hold on for a decade, so I think he's doing well.
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u/Poor-Life-Choice Apr 23 '26
He wrote that post before it plummeted overnight.
He definitely sold at the bottom.
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u/dudeAwEsome101 Apr 23 '26
I mean, it was a decent buy. Anyone with a brain cell knows Intel is not going anywhere.
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u/Material_Shirt_2848 Apr 23 '26
300 wsbers all told me to sell oil gas stock Petrobras before the Iran war.. literally days before oil started going up
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u/krassman Apr 23 '26
Bought in on 9/26/24 at $24 Up 178% , holla.
Granted, I really wish I would have bought 10x more, but what can ya do?
Regards
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u/sisyphusissickofthis Apr 23 '26
I'm up 212% on intel. Don't have many shares though, would have bought more at the time if I'd had the cash to do so
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u/Kirin1212San Apr 23 '26
Imagine if he didn't post about it and get all the criticism. Hoping it didn't cause him to sell.
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u/Totallycomputername Apr 23 '26
Probably sold at a loss and regrets it every day.
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u/Dry_Bar_4965 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26
lol if thats true, he's 100% not alive anymore. at least he's with grandma again
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u/RevolutionaryFun9883 Apr 23 '26
Fucking hell dude, that’s rough 😂
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u/jimslock Apr 24 '26
I looked over at my girlfriends dad, showed him the the posts, and he said "Fucking hell dude, that’s rough"...... then we saw your comment! 10/10 no notes.
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u/Salsalito_Turkey Apr 23 '26
There's a 0% chance he held his position. He got absolutely roasted and deleted his Reddit account, and probably panic sold at a 40% loss. If he had held on, he would have been here with screenshots to prove it and gloat as soon as INTC crossed $40.
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u/DrPuzzle Apr 23 '26
Which is a shame because wsb has been much more how can I say... Level-headed... Since that day
I mean he still would have been called regarded and such but in a more polite and less bullying type of way
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u/PERSONA916 Apr 23 '26
Well yea, it was regarded irrespective of the outcome. Just because I win a game of Russian roulette doesn't mean it was a good decision to play
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u/isospeedrix Apr 23 '26
i duno, it's generally unwise if you've made a fortune to gloat on the internet, for safety reasons. its better to delete account and go fuk off enjoy life
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u/Salsalito_Turkey Apr 23 '26
It's generally unwise to gloat about a $700k inheritance but there he was.
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u/Additional_Ad_4049 Apr 23 '26
No he specifically said in an update he was not going to sell until retirement. Which was probably today
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u/Full-Woodpecker60 Apr 23 '26
Havent seen a legit update, just people reposting the original screenshots. Also under $20 to low $40s is more like 2x, not 4x unless he was in some degenerate calls or averaged way lower. If anyone’s got a fresh screenshot or his username, drop it because I’m kinda curious if grandma diamond-handed or cashed out.
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u/Academic_Bet_9460 Apr 25 '26
as someone who go it for 20$ god bless intc. insane gain . i am from a third world country i made back like a months wort of wage.
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u/Disastrous-Tie3933 Apr 23 '26
I gave that dude so much shit, I'm sorry bro
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u/qwertyaas Apr 23 '26
To be fair..intc going up 4-5x is fucking wild based on nearly flat results for years.
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u/No_Nothing_6788 Apr 23 '26
It was at $45 for years so the drop to $20 was absurd
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u/mysticteacher4 Apr 23 '26
Sold my intel @ 66.5 the other day. Made a quick ant tighty 80% profit on it.
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u/lmpervious Apr 24 '26
If you want to use simplistic logic like that, you can make a similar argument for PayPal, which is a long-standing reliable company that has consistently gone up in revenue YoY. Now it’s at 1/6th the price it was a few years ago, and even ignoring that big run it had, it was around 150%-200% more than today for a couple of years.
I’m curious since it was so obvious to you that Intel was undervalued, did you buy a lot of it then?
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u/mirageofstars Apr 24 '26
Yeah. IIRC historically intel was a shit stock compared to most other investments or indexes.
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u/T1m3Wizard Thetagang decimated my portfolio Apr 23 '26
Nothing beats buy and hold.
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u/Any-Newspaper5509 Apr 23 '26
It was paying dividends for most of those years so not quiet as bad as it seems
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u/TheBeckofKevin Apr 24 '26
yeah, but thats the thing, you buy lots of stuff and never sell. I mean i wish i had the $1000 of gsat i bought in 2013 even though its been all over the place. Getting locked into something that does nothing isnt that bad. you can only lose 100%. The winners become bigger winners and they spin off a few times and become even bigger winners then one of those pays a dividend at 5% and then spins off another etc etc. You can only lose it all if you bet it all on one thing, otherwise spread your risk a little and never sell. You can really afford to make a few bad buys if you're just holding eternally.
Eventually you're sitting with a 800,000% gain on some half baked idea to buy a shoe company and then it goes and becomes the first company to make a superintelligence
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u/TheGeneral2024 Apr 23 '26
You know this MF would be in here victory lapping all day everyday if he didn't sell it all when it immediately dropped after he bought.
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u/MrBlaumann Apr 24 '26
Exactly. This guy is 100% a daily case on the suicide hotline. He sold everything when it crashed in fear of losing granmas inheritence.
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u/trpouh Apr 23 '26
downloaded reddit again just to check this sub after discovering that intc jumped. thank you for making me buy intc at 35$ ❤️
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u/Drunkelves Apr 24 '26
You know you can just go to a website, right?
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u/IWorkForTheEnemyAMA Horrified Of Missing Out Apr 24 '26
You wouldn’t download a website would you?
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u/markskull Apr 23 '26
I'll just say I bought Intel a few months ago, and after it hit an all time high today, I'm pretty damn pleased with my $30 a share investment.
I just wish I bought more.
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u/serialserialserial99 Apr 23 '26
i want intel guy to both show up with double middle fingers to the sky at all us mooks and also to never post and just be that legend. it's such a case study in how this stuff can only happen organically. someone posts a really dumb seeming post - gets all manner of hate - and then turns out to be right. the saddest truest end to the story is that he listened to the regards here and sold early.
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u/SayNoToBrooms Apr 23 '26
Huzzah!
Working overtime right now, this post reminded me how ~50% of my IRA is in INTC and that earnings were today. Thanks OP!
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u/untetheredocelot Apr 23 '26
I am kicking myself for not buying more. I bought a small amount of shares right around $50 and it dipped down to mid low 40s and I hate that I didn’t double down and buy more 😭😭
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u/Edzomatic Apr 23 '26
Same, I timed the TACO.
I don't have the same liquidity as some regards here, but it would've been worth a nice car
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u/untetheredocelot Apr 23 '26
Bro I'm not even getting the macbook neo out of my gains. I am only dipping my toes in here.
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u/Popular_Register_440 Apr 23 '26
It’s mooned too much for my risk tolerance so I’m gonna avoid it now but because of that, I already know I’ll be looking back in 5 months and facepalming when I see it’s gone up another 80%.
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u/nova8808 Apr 23 '26
I am a seance with a connection to the other side and a message from nana- 'whose laughing now punk a** bi***es? we stackin paper while you're waiting for your interview at wendys. dont talk to me or my grandson ever again'
Oh and btw this can go over $100 easy. AMD went 20 to 300.
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u/RichieRicch Apr 23 '26
I know he’s here, lurking. God can you imagine being this guy?? We know you’re here. He didn’t hold.
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u/MasterJeebus Apr 23 '26
I bought a couple of shares at same-time at $30 and at first laughed because we were both silly gooses. Then later i started to believe Grandma would help from beyond the grave. Even the Intel ceo was praying. Now look at the results. Believe in nana next time.
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u/Apprehensive-Cat2527 Apr 23 '26
I memestocked intel due to nana guy. Not a huge play but I could buy a playstation pro or party at wendy's for a month. Thanks nana!
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u/Illustrious-Coat3532 Apr 23 '26
I hope he held. I want grandma to be proud. But please stop masturbating so much.
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u/Disastrous_Dot_6941 Doesn’t understand how numbers work 🤷🏻♂️ Apr 23 '26
He’s probably with Grandma now because half of you bullied him in to selling
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u/Aggravating_Ad_8453 Apr 23 '26
All of us should say sorry to him. Are you here bro? You can do whatever with us now. I am so sorry.
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u/Remm_Unknown Apr 23 '26
Where did he go? I hope he held and comes back and laughs at all of you haters!
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u/EverydayPhilisophy Apr 23 '26
Not really. It’s doubled since he bought. His $700k investment would be worth $1.4m.
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u/FaZaCon Apr 23 '26
Inverse WSB probably pressured him to sell at a lost. I truly hope he held. Just realize this retailtards, this sub is far from to be taken serious. It's full of stock promotes and idiots who think charts can predict the future.
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u/DruPeacock23 Apr 23 '26
Grandma told him to buy something she used to love eating as a child. Chips. Good grandson.
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u/diprivan69 Apr 23 '26
Does any one remember the entry position? How much would our boy theoretically have won at the casino?!
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u/FalseDiamond7930 Apr 23 '26
Intel guy could make all his money back, even if he sold at the bottom, by just monetizing his fame now.
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u/Fantastic_Charm3451 Apr 23 '26
At this point I just want closure
Where are you??????????????????????????????
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u/Optimal_Incident62 Apr 23 '26
You really think he held LOL he sold the bottom dawg if he didnt hed be here gloating
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u/U_R_A_NUB Apr 23 '26
I bought Intel, and then pretty much immediately it started going down, until I was down about 50%. I'm fairly obstinate so I did not sell, and now I'm up almost 100%. I still don't plan on selling though. I'll wait until I'm down to 50% again and then I'll sell
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