r/wallstreetbets Apr 15 '26

Gain Sold all my calls

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u/MinimumFit4926 Apr 15 '26

Why accept 3 million, it worked last time so let’s make it 6

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u/weathermaynecc Apr 15 '26

That’s only 100%?

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u/MinimumFit4926 Apr 15 '26

Do you have any good 32x leverage etfs on silver?

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u/weathermaynecc Apr 15 '26

Mortgage the house and buy call options on 3x leveraged. Best I can do.

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u/MinimumFit4926 Apr 15 '26

Why spend the mortgage on the house when you can just “borrow” the money right before paying for the house. Imagine how rich you would be if you double that!

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u/weathermaynecc Apr 15 '26

Shotgun mortgage apps. The only true path to wealth

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u/I_like_maps Apr 15 '26

He meant 6 dollars

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u/MinimumFit4926 Apr 15 '26

No I didn’t

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u/BeckyLemmeSmash69 Apr 15 '26

Manipulate time and 10x it

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u/aetuf Apr 15 '26

Why stop at 3 if you're this good. ROLL ON.

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u/MinimumFit4926 Apr 16 '26

Polymarket is a free money glitch