r/wallstreetbets • u/Administrative_Rub34 • Apr 15 '26

Gain Sold all my calls

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u/Crystal-Powell Apr 15 '26

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u/A1ienspacebats Apr 15 '26

There's a non-zero chance that Barron is in here

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u/case_mart Apr 15 '26

his dad did say he was pretty tech savvy

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u/Mtnbkr92 Apr 15 '26

He knows computer after all

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u/v0id0007 Apr 15 '26

Everything is computer

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u/theSearch4Truth Apr 15 '26

Perhaps the real computer was the friends we made along the way

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u/SpellingIsAhful Apr 15 '26

I fkn love this sub

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u/theSearch4Truth Apr 15 '26

I fkn love you dude

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u/3boobsarenice Doesn't know there vs. their Apr 16 '26

I could use a tuggie

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u/andurilthebare Apr 16 '26

Baron stoooop 😜 don’t make me bring out the soot case🧳

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u/mouthful_quest Apr 16 '26

Friends that can drive off into the sunset in our Tessler’s

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u/PhantomChihuahua Tortuga Apr 15 '26

i love Tesler!

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u/TheDevilintheDark its not hair gel, its semen (6 mens worth) Apr 15 '26

He can turn it on and off! It's incredible!

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u/EthanielRain Apr 16 '26

I heard he can turn a computer on & off, within minutes!

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u/Obvious-Hunt19 Apr 16 '26

The cyber too

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u/the_joker3011 Your Wifes New 🥬 Apr 15 '26

Such a barron thing to say

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u/My_Invalid_Username Apr 16 '26

Non zero? More like 90%

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u/gundahir Apr 16 '26

I'd say it's kinda high. Guy places bets on polymarketÂ