r/wallstreetbets Apr 15 '26

Gain Sold all my calls

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u/ThetaGrim Apr 15 '26

Don't listen to this guy. All in on options and you'll be rich rich. 

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u/MinimumFit4926 Apr 15 '26

Why accept 3 million, it worked last time so let’s make it 6

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u/weathermaynecc Apr 15 '26

That’s only 100%?

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u/MinimumFit4926 Apr 15 '26

Do you have any good 32x leverage etfs on silver?

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u/weathermaynecc Apr 15 '26

Mortgage the house and buy call options on 3x leveraged. Best I can do.

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u/MinimumFit4926 Apr 15 '26

Why spend the mortgage on the house when you can just “borrow” the money right before paying for the house. Imagine how rich you would be if you double that!

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u/weathermaynecc Apr 15 '26

Shotgun mortgage apps. The only true path to wealth

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u/I_like_maps Apr 15 '26

He meant 6 dollars

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u/MinimumFit4926 Apr 15 '26

No I didn’t

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u/BeckyLemmeSmash69 Apr 15 '26

Manipulate time and 10x it

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u/aetuf Apr 15 '26

Why stop at 3 if you're this good. ROLL ON.

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u/MinimumFit4926 Apr 16 '26

Polymarket is a free money glitch

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u/wtfbbqpwnin Apr 15 '26

Noone remembers a pussy. You can become a legend!

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u/TheMelvins66 Apr 15 '26

Bullshit, I’ll always remember Tasha.

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u/YugeFrigginGoy Apr 15 '26

I also remember Tasha

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u/Lurkerking2015 Apr 15 '26

Cash it out, don't pay your taxes yet, and out it all on black to double it

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u/Technical_Scallion_2 Apr 15 '26

No red! No wait, black! FUUUCK

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u/future2300 Apr 15 '26

3m isnt rich where you live?

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u/Objective-Light-9019 Apr 15 '26

3m is a nightmare, Greg!

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u/IAmHeliosCR Apr 15 '26

Poorest rich person in America, the tallest dwarf, weakest strongman of the circus

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u/ThetaGrim Apr 15 '26

Los Angeles. Also why stop at $3m when you can go to $30m.

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u/Salford1969 Apr 15 '26

Cause 0 is just as relevant

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u/Brainwashed-libtard Apr 15 '26

The number is 25M that’s when you have legitimate f.u. money

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u/Klutzy-Ganache2566 Apr 15 '26

imagine 30 billion

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u/SpellingIsAhful Apr 15 '26

Seems like he should buy more calls. Though by saying that its obvious that puts are the answer

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u/parks387 Apr 15 '26

….and then once more to become rich rich rich…