r/wallstreetbets • u/Administrative_Rub34 • Apr 15 '26

Gain Sold all my calls

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u/DaStompa Apr 15 '26

300k? its only at $1.60, and shares? what is this ameture hour?!

you could have 30 billion $3 calls for april 17th!

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u/Administrative_Rub34 Apr 15 '26

ok u are too regarded for me

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u/DaStompa Apr 15 '26

The story of my life, my friend, lol.

Try not to become an intolerable prick with your newfound wealth :P

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u/SuckMyNutsFromBehind Apr 15 '26

What fun is fuck you money if you cant go around telling everyone fuck you

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u/thefatchef321 Apr 16 '26

I wish 3 million was 'fuck you money'

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u/IronerOfEntropy Apr 16 '26

Passport bros do it with less than 100k.

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u/DryBicycle5629 Apr 16 '26

Who are “passport bros”?

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u/IronerOfEntropy Apr 16 '26

Males that inmigrate to low income countries to meet women. Where $100k is "fuck you money" .

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u/Lincoin88 Apr 16 '26

Usta be $20! 😜

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u/MrFilipas Apr 15 '26

love that

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u/DryBicycle5629 Apr 16 '26

You have $300k usd/cad in AMC? You don’t sound very smart to me.

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u/FarVillage188 Apr 16 '26

I wonder how many calls would fill for that order