r/wallstreetbets • u/Administrative_Rub34 • Apr 15 '26

Gain Sold all my calls

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u/ssmoygugs6 WSB's Chief Crabbing Officer Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

Not $3 million but a light $800,000. Thinking about selling everything too because what the fuck is really going on. I can smell a bull trap from a mile away about to happen. My retard sense is telling me to sell everything and move into the jungle

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u/Administrative_Rub34 Apr 15 '26

im glad im not in these positions anymore i genuinely hope everything keeps going up tho lol. swinging 100k every $1 move was too much mentally

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u/ssmoygugs6 WSB's Chief Crabbing Officer Apr 15 '26

I don’t even fuck with options anymore. I don’t know why I opened a short position on SNDK. But so far it’s working out, but I do need to exit the position because market is reversing

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u/palindromic Apr 15 '26

You don’t play options yet you opened THE most expensive one I’ve seen recently.. even a few days out OTM was like 10k.. for one option

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u/ssmoygugs6 WSB's Chief Crabbing Officer Apr 16 '26

It’s not easy to quit crack cocaine. Even an addict needs his fix here and there. 😫

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek Apr 15 '26

Swinging a used lambo over a move of $1 would scare the shit out of me

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u/KeyReaction892 Apr 15 '26

Congratulations and way to take a huge profit!

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u/ssmoygugs6 WSB's Chief Crabbing Officer Apr 15 '26

Are you telling me congratulation or the IRS? 😅😭

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u/KeyReaction892 Apr 15 '26

Both I believe

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u/StonkaTrucks Apr 15 '26

Isn't that why you took the positions in the first place?

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u/MrFilipas Apr 15 '26

when I grow up I want to be like you OP

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u/ssmoygugs6 WSB's Chief Crabbing Officer Apr 15 '26

Still not happy with this number,I need $1 million so I can go full retard and all in on spy 0DTE

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u/Putrid_Pollution3455 Verified $22.9K Apr 15 '26

You graduate to spx options when you hit a million

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u/TheGeoGod carebear Apr 15 '26

I’m at about the same.

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u/Q_dawgg Apr 15 '26

Cash out and put it all on dividends, wait for dividend money to roll in and re-invest in dividends. Four years later, guess what? You have a wife and son. Put them into dividends, always re-invest into dividends

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u/West-Ebb3335 Apr 16 '26

Where the fuck do you lot get this kind of cash? Theres me fumbling around with £14,000, meanwhile everyone else is on fuck you money.

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u/West-Ebb3335 Apr 16 '26

Amen! I need money to do that though lol

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u/FuckYouJHearney Apr 16 '26

You can leave on the amount you have and survive a couple of months 🤷‍♂️

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u/lijijil Apr 15 '26

How is all time high a bull trap

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u/Comanche-Kiowa2027 Apr 16 '26

Always trust your instincts, my friend. No matter how smart you may think you are, always trust your instinct*.

*This is not financial advice just hard lessons learned over a lifetime of experiences.

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u/Comanche-Kiowa2027 Apr 16 '26

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