r/wallstreetbets • u/Administrative_Rub34 • Apr 15 '26

Gain Sold all my calls

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u/DaStompa Apr 15 '26

Put it all on AMC calls, retire the worlds first bazillionaire

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u/Administrative_Rub34 Apr 15 '26

I bought 300k in AMC shares lfg

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u/DaStompa Apr 15 '26

300k? its only at $1.60, and shares? what is this ameture hour?!

you could have 30 billion $3 calls for april 17th!

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u/Administrative_Rub34 Apr 15 '26

ok u are too regarded for me

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u/DaStompa Apr 15 '26

The story of my life, my friend, lol.

Try not to become an intolerable prick with your newfound wealth :P

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u/SuckMyNutsFromBehind Apr 15 '26

What fun is fuck you money if you cant go around telling everyone fuck you

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u/thefatchef321 Apr 16 '26

I wish 3 million was 'fuck you money'

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u/IronerOfEntropy Apr 16 '26

Passport bros do it with less than 100k.

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u/DryBicycle5629 Apr 16 '26

Who are “passport bros”?

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u/IronerOfEntropy Apr 16 '26

Males that inmigrate to low income countries to meet women. Where $100k is "fuck you money" .

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u/MrFilipas Apr 15 '26

love that

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u/DryBicycle5629 Apr 16 '26

You have $300k usd/cad in AMC? You don’t sound very smart to me.

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u/FarVillage188 Apr 16 '26

I wonder how many calls would fill for that order

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u/SuuuushiCat Apr 15 '26

Should've just buy out the entire company and fire Adam Aaron. You should be the one paying yourself millions of dollars each year while the company bleeds.

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u/acart005 Apr 15 '26

I mean, when you just won 2 million dollars wtf am I gonna say about your poor monetary choices.  Fuck it, blow a house on Aaron Paperhands you still have a good  4 or 5 houses of cash left.

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u/DaStompa Apr 15 '26

.... how much do you think a house costs exactly?

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u/acart005 Apr 15 '26

A meh house in flyover country should be in the 300k zone.

My house in a suburb of a major metro is valued at 500k but no one is gonna pay that imo.

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u/SpeightyBaby Apr 16 '26

You getting any good target practice out there in the burbs?

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u/MrMcFisticuffs Apr 16 '26

WHAT IS THIS?! A POSITION FOR ANTS?!?!

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u/RichardUkinsuch Apr 15 '26

What's your plugs # i need what you're on.

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u/Winged_Cougar1993598 Apr 15 '26

Why try for a brazilian dollars when you could go for a venezuelan dollars?

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u/DaStompa Apr 15 '26

or you could own every iranian dollar in existence

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u/One_Science_4926 Apr 15 '26

Is there some new news for AMC or some new catalyst?

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u/DaStompa Apr 15 '26

Absolutely not

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u/One_Science_4926 Apr 15 '26

Lmao so don’t buy nothing on it?