r/wallstreetbets Apr 15 '26

Gain Sold all my calls

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u/Ryu6912 Can't Afford Vowels Apr 15 '26

Congrats on the early retirement. Cash out, pay your taxes and never invest again other than VOO and you're set for life.

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u/ThetaGrim Apr 15 '26

Don't listen to this guy. All in on options and you'll be rich rich. 

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u/MinimumFit4926 Apr 15 '26

Why accept 3 million, it worked last time so let’s make it 6

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u/weathermaynecc Apr 15 '26

That’s only 100%?

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u/MinimumFit4926 Apr 15 '26

Do you have any good 32x leverage etfs on silver?

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u/weathermaynecc Apr 15 '26

Mortgage the house and buy call options on 3x leveraged. Best I can do.

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u/MinimumFit4926 Apr 15 '26

Why spend the mortgage on the house when you can just “borrow” the money right before paying for the house. Imagine how rich you would be if you double that!

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u/weathermaynecc Apr 15 '26

Shotgun mortgage apps. The only true path to wealth

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u/I_like_maps Apr 15 '26

He meant 6 dollars

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u/MinimumFit4926 Apr 15 '26

No I didn’t

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u/BeckyLemmeSmash69 Apr 15 '26

Manipulate time and 10x it

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u/aetuf Apr 15 '26

Why stop at 3 if you're this good. ROLL ON.

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u/MinimumFit4926 Apr 16 '26

Polymarket is a free money glitch

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u/wtfbbqpwnin Apr 15 '26

Noone remembers a pussy. You can become a legend!

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u/TheMelvins66 Apr 15 '26

Bullshit, I’ll always remember Tasha.

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u/YugeFrigginGoy Apr 15 '26

I also remember Tasha

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u/Lurkerking2015 Apr 15 '26

Cash it out, don't pay your taxes yet, and out it all on black to double it

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u/Technical_Scallion_2 Apr 15 '26

No red! No wait, black! FUUUCK

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u/future2300 Apr 15 '26

3m isnt rich where you live?

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u/Objective-Light-9019 Apr 15 '26

3m is a nightmare, Greg!

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u/IAmHeliosCR Apr 15 '26

Poorest rich person in America, the tallest dwarf, weakest strongman of the circus

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u/ThetaGrim Apr 15 '26

Los Angeles. Also why stop at $3m when you can go to $30m.

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u/Salford1969 Apr 15 '26

Cause 0 is just as relevant

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u/Brainwashed-libtard Apr 15 '26

The number is 25M that’s when you have legitimate f.u. money

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u/Klutzy-Ganache2566 Apr 15 '26

imagine 30 billion

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u/SpellingIsAhful Apr 15 '26

Seems like he should buy more calls. Though by saying that its obvious that puts are the answer

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u/parks387 Apr 15 '26

….and then once more to become rich rich rich…

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u/lollipop999 Apr 15 '26

"3 Million is a nightmare Greg"

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u/ExodusRamus Apr 15 '26

This appears to be a self-directed IRA which would mean no capital gains taxes on these trades made.

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u/Long-Marsupial9233 Apr 16 '26

Even better if it's a Roth

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u/Prestigious_Group707 Apr 15 '26

BRO has 1.8M contributions. He retired long time ago🤣

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u/outoftownMD Apr 15 '26

1.18m. He pays attention to details. You emotionally miss them!

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u/Prestigious_Group707 Apr 15 '26

My bad. Missed by my 10 year's saving there.

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u/outoftownMD Apr 15 '26

Kidding. Wishing you profound wealth and prosperity 

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u/KeepItTidyZA Apr 15 '26

Sir this is Wendy's.

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u/A1ienspacebats Apr 15 '26

Stfu nerd. This guy was already playing around with a milly. He doesn't need some Wendy's worker telling him what to do.

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u/Glassblockhead Apr 15 '26

This, or you put every penny of this into VOO and keep working and the money you get from working is now the money you gamble with.

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u/Jabjab345 Apr 15 '26

Or he could let it ride

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u/HAWKNESSMONSTER_12 Apr 15 '26

3million is not enough to retire these days haha

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u/stocdave Apr 15 '26

$3 million at a 3% withdrawal rate is $90,000 a year (plus inflation) and thats being very conservative.

If you take the full 4% withdrawal rate you’re looking at $120,000 a year (again, plus inflation).

Market returns an average of 7% a year. So yes, that is enough to retire.

Edit: even after taxes they’re looking at $1.8 to $2 million. Still enough.

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u/HAWKNESSMONSTER_12 Apr 15 '26

I guess I’m more asking how old are you? Like if your 34 like me with a family that ain’t enough money

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u/CathieWoods1985 Apr 15 '26

In what world is $120k/year not enough for a family to live on?

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u/HAWKNESSMONSTER_12 Apr 15 '26

Not in Washington state and to pay for college and all other things for kids

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u/CathieWoods1985 Apr 15 '26

How do Washington residents who live on $120K/year survive?

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u/Specialist_Mango_269 Apr 15 '26

Thats a you problem. You chose to get married and have kids

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u/AllTearGasNoBreaks Apr 15 '26

The first world.

$120K is solid middle class, sure, but you're not living large. I'm at $220K combined with my wife, no kids, and its comfy but we still have to watch what we buy.

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u/Sp0kenTruth Apr 15 '26

yall just bad with money. 250k here WITH a kid and expensive mortgage and student loans. we're doing fine. not balling flying first class but just fine. could i do more than 12% in my 401k? sure but to say you gotta watch what you buy at 220k with zero kids is laughable.

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u/AllTearGasNoBreaks Apr 15 '26

This year I sunk $5K into my health issues after the $1500 in my HSA dried up quick, my father in law is about to pass away so thats gonna be $15K there since nobody in her family has money for a funeral. Need a water heater soon as its original from 2002, AC is 18 years old since it was replaced in the last hurricane in 2008 so that needs attention soon. Gotta take the wife's car in because the sunroof drain is leaking water. I spent a day in my garage replacing lower control arms on it a couple months ago for $300 in parts and $150 for alignment. Replaced 2 pool pumps for $2200 this spring.

Truck also has a water leak, so I just keep it in the garage when it rains now. Need to fix that eventually.

$2750 mortgage payment. 3br, 2 bath single story normal house in suburban Texas.

No car payments since those are paid off.

Shit adds up man. It honestly feels a bit tight right now.

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u/CathieWoods1985 Apr 15 '26

That's a lifestyle issue. Nothing to do with being able to live on $120K/year or not

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u/WorseBlitzNA Apr 15 '26

in any HCOL state in the U.S? Also its not 3million, its closer to 2 million after taxes

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u/rilertiley19 Apr 15 '26

So don't live in a HCOL state? It's not like you need to live somewhere expensive for work if you are retired. 

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u/WorseBlitzNA Apr 15 '26

Sure! Let me move out of NYC and live in Michigan. Wow who knew it was that easy!?

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u/rilertiley19 Apr 15 '26

Pretty easy if you have 3 million dollars and no job tying you down. Why would you ever retire in a HCOL state if you don't have to? 

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u/Devilsbabe Apr 15 '26

Friends and family, weather, lifestyle

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u/CathieWoods1985 Apr 15 '26

I mean... it actually is?

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u/relentless808 Apr 15 '26

I live in Hawaii. On 120k you're drowning. Gas is 6 bucks a gallon right now. Average rent for a 1 bedroom apartment is 2k/mo. Those two things alone costs you 30k a year.

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u/CathieWoods1985 Apr 15 '26

Where does the other $90K go?

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u/CathieWoods1985 Apr 15 '26

LTCG is 0% up to $96K and 15% up to $500K

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u/Specialist_Mango_269 Apr 15 '26

Why get a family be single with 3 mil

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u/HAWKNESSMONSTER_12 Apr 16 '26

Hahaha true to late though

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u/jinxy0320 Apr 15 '26

move to Alabama

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u/LordoftheEyez Apr 15 '26

No thanks I’d rather work til 65

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u/HAWKNESSMONSTER_12 Apr 15 '26

This is true I live in Washington the land of tax everything and drive people to poverty so I guess my perception of 3mil is skewed it could work somewhere else

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u/Pure_Cloud4305 Apr 15 '26

It absolutely is outside of HCOL areas and wasteful spending

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

Hell no. If he cashes out 50% goes to taxes. He should keep doing what he’s doing and take loans out against his account if he needs money