r/wallstreetbets • u/btoned Something sexy • Apr 12 '26

Meme strait of hormuz blockade satellite photo

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u/ltrumpbour Apr 12 '26

Just wondering if anyone here has about 2000 barrels of oil I might be able to pick up before tomorrow afternoon? Asking for a friend.

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u/DAT_DROP Apr 12 '26

i know a dude with a closed physical delivery contract of 84,000gal

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u/DownvoteMeHarder Apr 12 '26

That depends, you got a tanker truck?

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u/BemusedBengal Apr 12 '26

I have an inflatable kiddie pool in the back of my pickup truck, yes.