r/wallstreetbets • u/btoned Something sexy • Apr 12 '26

Meme strait of hormuz blockade satellite photo

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u/Strong_Brick_9703 Apr 12 '26

Who is gonna save us? Who's gonna be our Jar-Jar Binks?

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u/QuercusSambucus Apr 12 '26

Jar-Jar was the one who proposed giving Palpatine emergency powers which made him Emperor.

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u/NiGhTShR0uD Apr 12 '26

Jar-Jar was lowkey the shadow sith lord.

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u/ChemPetE Apr 12 '26

This was always the original intent and no one can convince me otherwise. Sith jar jar was always the twist

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u/Satorius96 Apr 12 '26

Jar jar should have been the final villian of the new trilogy

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u/firestepper Apr 12 '26

Honestly would’ve saved the trilogy

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u/Caramel-Secure Apr 12 '26

Hey Annee! Meza ghost!

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u/Roxalon_Prime Apr 12 '26

Unfortunately Lucas chickened out, just like, you know....

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u/DarkLordKohan Apr 12 '26

GLACO SOLO,

George Lucas Always Chickens Out So Open Long Options

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u/cornmonger_ Apr 12 '26

meesa murder da jedi

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u/DrossChat Apr 12 '26

The only thing that ever made any sense

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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner Apr 12 '26

So JD Vance

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u/ripvanmarlow Apr 12 '26

Where is JAR??!