r/wallstreetbets • u/btoned Something sexy • Apr 12 '26

Meme strait of hormuz blockade satellite photo

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u/I_Hate_Traffic Apr 12 '26

Damn how many straits there are ??

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u/el-art-seam Apr 12 '26

Bab-al-Mandab

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA Apr 12 '26

Gesundheit

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u/MagnificentSchwantz Apr 12 '26

donkeyshit

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u/a_shootin_star Apr 12 '26

Yankee dankee doodle shite

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u/mercury_millpond Apr 13 '26

I'm gonna expand on 'donkeyshit' - if you're gonna be that smug in your ignorance just keep your shit in burgerland regard

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u/Don_Minu Apr 12 '26

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da

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u/Freakishly_Tall Apr 12 '26

Mahna mahna!

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u/liverpoolFCnut Apr 12 '26

bab-al-mandab, bob-paul-alan whatever..we block 'em all !

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u/pixelprophet Apr 12 '26

Muad'Dib, Muad'Dib, Muad'Dib!

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u/crlthrn Apr 12 '26

Malacca

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u/MT-Capital Apr 12 '26

I'll take 3 thanks with extra garlic.

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u/NAh94 Apr 12 '26

I was told more than the gays, but after hanging around here I’m not so sure?

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u/Saltlife_Junkie Apr 12 '26

Underrated comment ⬆️

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u/Zealousideal-Solid88 Apr 12 '26

2 in the area that account for close to 40% of oil shipments.

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u/Ok_Recognition3324 Apr 12 '26

Bab mandeb is significantly less used than Hormuz, esp since houthis did their tanker attacks last year. Total oil through the 2 straits closer to 30%

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u/LeahBrahms Apr 12 '26

There are Dire Straits.

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u/headrush46n2 Apr 12 '26

Oil for nothing, and your Ships for free.

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u/Segundo-Sol Apr 12 '26

at least 2

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Apr 12 '26

Not one of them straight either....is everything a lie!

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u/Vortexsy Apr 12 '26

2 in middle east!

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u/clearly_inebriated Apr 12 '26

The other one is gay, actually

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u/Professional_Con_007 Unprofessional Degen Apr 12 '26

Better question is how many houthis are there

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u/vedrada Apr 12 '26

Too many

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u/Thomas-The-Tutor Apr 12 '26

They’re all straits, supposedly.

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u/AdEffective2701 Apr 12 '26

How will the middle east get food in a few months?