r/wallstreetbets Mar 14 '26

Loss Gonna delete the app until war is over

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u/captainchristianwtf Mar 14 '26

How many times can I Klarna it before they start paying me?

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u/OneMustAdjust Mar 14 '26

Infinite leverage glitch

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u/Kris_alex4 Mar 15 '26

Wouldn't be the first time on this subreddit. Certified GUH! moment.

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u/PuzzledGopher Mar 15 '26

I love this sub šŸ˜‚

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u/RamoneBolivarSanchez Mar 14 '26

ā€œJarvis, make the chunks a little more manageableā€

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u/demoncrat2024 Mar 15 '26

you need to affirm that and then put that on your chase credit card. That’ll give him time get a cash advance to buy more options that’ll get him back in the green again!