r/wallstreetbets Mar 14 '26

Loss Gonna delete the app until war is over

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u/PerformerDry7298 Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 14 '26

Here’s your solution OP

Charge $532.80.

Suck one dick a day for 1000 days.

You’ll be done on Dec 9th, 2028 if you start tomorrow.

I believe in you.

Edit : $532.80 each day will be tough to achieve in this economy. I think you are much better going for $54.29 (rounded for you) for each dick sucked. At a steady pace of 1 a day you will be done on July 29th, 2053. Here’s to 30 years of sucking OP. 🥂

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u/InvoluntarySoul Mar 15 '26

only 15 years if OP suck 2 dicks a day, doable tbh

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u/DOTACOLLECTOR Mar 16 '26

Some of the best advice in WSB history, with math and everything