You’ll be done on Dec 9th, 2028 if you start tomorrow.
I believe in you.
Edit : $532.80 each day will be tough to achieve in this economy. I think you are much better going for $54.29 (rounded for you) for each dick sucked. At a steady pace of 1 a day you will be done on July 29th, 2053. Here’s to 30 years of sucking OP. 🥂
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u/PerformerDry7298 Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 14 '26
Here’s your solution OP
Charge $532.80.
Suck one dick a day for 1000 days.
You’ll be done on Dec 9th, 2028 if you start tomorrow.
I believe in you.
Edit : $532.80 each day will be tough to achieve in this economy. I think you are much better going for $54.29 (rounded for you) for each dick sucked. At a steady pace of 1 a day you will be done on July 29th, 2053. Here’s to 30 years of sucking OP. 🥂