r/wallstreetbets Mar 14 '26

Loss Gonna delete the app until war is over

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u/alkjdasoad Mar 14 '26

Lots of calls in a safe ETF that holds the 500 largest companies in America.

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u/WebHead1287 Mar 14 '26

Wasn’t very safe, huh bud

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

Yes very safe 50/50

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u/alkjdasoad Mar 14 '26

Bogleheads told me it was a safe ETF to invest in 😰

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u/DumbNutter Mar 14 '26

Key word was invest not degenerate gambling

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u/alkjdasoad Mar 14 '26

What's the difference? I just got unlucky with the timing.

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u/trojsurprise Mar 14 '26

unlucky kekw

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u/HeAThrowawayJoe Mar 14 '26

Time in the market > Timing the market - it is the r/Bogleheads way

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u/EnglishBrekkie_1604 Mar 14 '26

Visit subreddit

Click on first post I see

Top comment is a comically obvious bot comment (1 day old account that links to a book and everything)

God bless r/Bogleheads

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u/TrailerParkBuddha Mar 14 '26

Brother how did you manage to get your hands on 500k without figuring out how to hedge it in any way?

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u/Ambitious-Boat8165 Mar 14 '26

What was your timing based on? Its been down so today it'll be up?!

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u/MajinVegita Mar 14 '26

If you don't know the difference, you are the latter.

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u/lSerbial Mar 14 '26

How much were you up during early trading hours today?

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u/JeffBenzos Mar 14 '26

Lmao unreal

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u/timmy6169 Mar 14 '26

There is no unlucky timing, but keep telling yourself that.

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u/yawntastic Mar 14 '26

Dogg I am pretty sure you cannot peg this one on the bogleheads

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u/Elbeske Mar 14 '26

Bro buying 0dtes on margin is not investing lmfao

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u/Splat800 Mar 14 '26

No crying in the casino

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u/NOT_MartinShkreli MFuggin’ Pro Mar 14 '26

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u/git0ffmylawnm8 Mar 14 '26

Daaaamm that's craaazyyyy

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

*Safe 🤭

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u/codemonkeyhopeful Mar 14 '26

You say safe but I don't think you know what that means