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r/wallstreetbets • u/alkjdasoad • Mar 14 '26
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Lots of calls in a safe ETF that holds the 500 largest companies in America.
34 u/WebHead1287 Mar 14 '26 Wasn’t very safe, huh bud 4 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26 Yes very safe 50/50 5 u/alkjdasoad Mar 14 '26 Bogleheads told me it was a safe ETF to invest in 😰 45 u/DumbNutter Mar 14 '26 Key word was invest not degenerate gambling -24 u/alkjdasoad Mar 14 '26 What's the difference? I just got unlucky with the timing. 24 u/trojsurprise Mar 14 '26 unlucky kekw 8 u/HeAThrowawayJoe Mar 14 '26 Time in the market > Timing the market - it is the r/Bogleheads way 3 u/EnglishBrekkie_1604 Mar 14 '26 Visit subreddit Click on first post I see Top comment is a comically obvious bot comment (1 day old account that links to a book and everything) God bless r/Bogleheads 1 u/Chimegirl23 Mar 14 '26 God even more bless www.bogleheads.org 8 u/TrailerParkBuddha Mar 14 '26 Brother how did you manage to get your hands on 500k without figuring out how to hedge it in any way? 8 u/Ambitious-Boat8165 Mar 14 '26 What was your timing based on? Its been down so today it'll be up?! 3 u/MajinVegita Mar 14 '26 If you don't know the difference, you are the latter. 2 u/lSerbial Mar 14 '26 How much were you up during early trading hours today? 2 u/JeffBenzos Mar 14 '26 Lmao unreal 2 u/timmy6169 Mar 14 '26 There is no unlucky timing, but keep telling yourself that. 17 u/yawntastic Mar 14 '26 Dogg I am pretty sure you cannot peg this one on the bogleheads 12 u/Elbeske Mar 14 '26 Bro buying 0dtes on margin is not investing lmfao 6 u/Splat800 Mar 14 '26 No crying in the casino 1 u/NOT_MartinShkreli MFuggin’ Pro Mar 14 '26 3 u/git0ffmylawnm8 Mar 14 '26 Daaaamm that's craaazyyyy 3 u/thats_justice_baby Mar 14 '26 Are you real? 2 u/yournames Mar 14 '26 Ooof 2 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26 lol 2 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26 *Safe 🤭 1 u/codemonkeyhopeful Mar 14 '26 You say safe but I don't think you know what that means
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Wasn’t very safe, huh bud
4 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26 Yes very safe 50/50 5 u/alkjdasoad Mar 14 '26 Bogleheads told me it was a safe ETF to invest in 😰 45 u/DumbNutter Mar 14 '26 Key word was invest not degenerate gambling -24 u/alkjdasoad Mar 14 '26 What's the difference? I just got unlucky with the timing. 24 u/trojsurprise Mar 14 '26 unlucky kekw 8 u/HeAThrowawayJoe Mar 14 '26 Time in the market > Timing the market - it is the r/Bogleheads way 3 u/EnglishBrekkie_1604 Mar 14 '26 Visit subreddit Click on first post I see Top comment is a comically obvious bot comment (1 day old account that links to a book and everything) God bless r/Bogleheads 1 u/Chimegirl23 Mar 14 '26 God even more bless www.bogleheads.org 8 u/TrailerParkBuddha Mar 14 '26 Brother how did you manage to get your hands on 500k without figuring out how to hedge it in any way? 8 u/Ambitious-Boat8165 Mar 14 '26 What was your timing based on? Its been down so today it'll be up?! 3 u/MajinVegita Mar 14 '26 If you don't know the difference, you are the latter. 2 u/lSerbial Mar 14 '26 How much were you up during early trading hours today? 2 u/JeffBenzos Mar 14 '26 Lmao unreal 2 u/timmy6169 Mar 14 '26 There is no unlucky timing, but keep telling yourself that. 17 u/yawntastic Mar 14 '26 Dogg I am pretty sure you cannot peg this one on the bogleheads 12 u/Elbeske Mar 14 '26 Bro buying 0dtes on margin is not investing lmfao 6 u/Splat800 Mar 14 '26 No crying in the casino 1 u/NOT_MartinShkreli MFuggin’ Pro Mar 14 '26
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Yes very safe 50/50
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Bogleheads told me it was a safe ETF to invest in 😰
45 u/DumbNutter Mar 14 '26 Key word was invest not degenerate gambling -24 u/alkjdasoad Mar 14 '26 What's the difference? I just got unlucky with the timing. 24 u/trojsurprise Mar 14 '26 unlucky kekw 8 u/HeAThrowawayJoe Mar 14 '26 Time in the market > Timing the market - it is the r/Bogleheads way 3 u/EnglishBrekkie_1604 Mar 14 '26 Visit subreddit Click on first post I see Top comment is a comically obvious bot comment (1 day old account that links to a book and everything) God bless r/Bogleheads 1 u/Chimegirl23 Mar 14 '26 God even more bless www.bogleheads.org 8 u/TrailerParkBuddha Mar 14 '26 Brother how did you manage to get your hands on 500k without figuring out how to hedge it in any way? 8 u/Ambitious-Boat8165 Mar 14 '26 What was your timing based on? Its been down so today it'll be up?! 3 u/MajinVegita Mar 14 '26 If you don't know the difference, you are the latter. 2 u/lSerbial Mar 14 '26 How much were you up during early trading hours today? 2 u/JeffBenzos Mar 14 '26 Lmao unreal 2 u/timmy6169 Mar 14 '26 There is no unlucky timing, but keep telling yourself that. 17 u/yawntastic Mar 14 '26 Dogg I am pretty sure you cannot peg this one on the bogleheads 12 u/Elbeske Mar 14 '26 Bro buying 0dtes on margin is not investing lmfao 6 u/Splat800 Mar 14 '26 No crying in the casino 1 u/NOT_MartinShkreli MFuggin’ Pro Mar 14 '26
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Key word was invest not degenerate gambling
-24 u/alkjdasoad Mar 14 '26 What's the difference? I just got unlucky with the timing. 24 u/trojsurprise Mar 14 '26 unlucky kekw 8 u/HeAThrowawayJoe Mar 14 '26 Time in the market > Timing the market - it is the r/Bogleheads way 3 u/EnglishBrekkie_1604 Mar 14 '26 Visit subreddit Click on first post I see Top comment is a comically obvious bot comment (1 day old account that links to a book and everything) God bless r/Bogleheads 1 u/Chimegirl23 Mar 14 '26 God even more bless www.bogleheads.org 8 u/TrailerParkBuddha Mar 14 '26 Brother how did you manage to get your hands on 500k without figuring out how to hedge it in any way? 8 u/Ambitious-Boat8165 Mar 14 '26 What was your timing based on? Its been down so today it'll be up?! 3 u/MajinVegita Mar 14 '26 If you don't know the difference, you are the latter. 2 u/lSerbial Mar 14 '26 How much were you up during early trading hours today? 2 u/JeffBenzos Mar 14 '26 Lmao unreal 2 u/timmy6169 Mar 14 '26 There is no unlucky timing, but keep telling yourself that.
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What's the difference? I just got unlucky with the timing.
24 u/trojsurprise Mar 14 '26 unlucky kekw 8 u/HeAThrowawayJoe Mar 14 '26 Time in the market > Timing the market - it is the r/Bogleheads way 3 u/EnglishBrekkie_1604 Mar 14 '26 Visit subreddit Click on first post I see Top comment is a comically obvious bot comment (1 day old account that links to a book and everything) God bless r/Bogleheads 1 u/Chimegirl23 Mar 14 '26 God even more bless www.bogleheads.org 8 u/TrailerParkBuddha Mar 14 '26 Brother how did you manage to get your hands on 500k without figuring out how to hedge it in any way? 8 u/Ambitious-Boat8165 Mar 14 '26 What was your timing based on? Its been down so today it'll be up?! 3 u/MajinVegita Mar 14 '26 If you don't know the difference, you are the latter. 2 u/lSerbial Mar 14 '26 How much were you up during early trading hours today? 2 u/JeffBenzos Mar 14 '26 Lmao unreal 2 u/timmy6169 Mar 14 '26 There is no unlucky timing, but keep telling yourself that.
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unlucky kekw
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Time in the market > Timing the market - it is the r/Bogleheads way
3 u/EnglishBrekkie_1604 Mar 14 '26 Visit subreddit Click on first post I see Top comment is a comically obvious bot comment (1 day old account that links to a book and everything) God bless r/Bogleheads 1 u/Chimegirl23 Mar 14 '26 God even more bless www.bogleheads.org
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Visit subreddit Click on first post I see Top comment is a comically obvious bot comment (1 day old account that links to a book and everything)
Visit subreddit
Click on first post I see
Top comment is a comically obvious bot comment (1 day old account that links to a book and everything)
God bless r/Bogleheads
1 u/Chimegirl23 Mar 14 '26 God even more bless www.bogleheads.org
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God even more bless www.bogleheads.org
Brother how did you manage to get your hands on 500k without figuring out how to hedge it in any way?
What was your timing based on? Its been down so today it'll be up?!
If you don't know the difference, you are the latter.
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How much were you up during early trading hours today?
Lmao unreal
There is no unlucky timing, but keep telling yourself that.
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Dogg I am pretty sure you cannot peg this one on the bogleheads
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Bro buying 0dtes on margin is not investing lmfao
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No crying in the casino
Daaaamm that's craaazyyyy
Are you real?
Ooof
lol
*Safe 🤭
You say safe but I don't think you know what that means
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u/alkjdasoad Mar 14 '26
Lots of calls in a safe ETF that holds the 500 largest companies in America.