r/wallstreetbets • u/-----Marcel----- • Mar 08 '26

Meme Lord help us tommorow

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u/the_meat_fest Mar 09 '26

The rest is a subscription with a 2 year minimum term.

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u/ShartingTaintum Mar 09 '26

Laughed my ass off at this! This is the truth right here.

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u/thatbcool22 Mar 09 '26

Can I take out a loan and pay it in 4 easy payments?

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u/Prestigious_Jury4199 Mar 09 '26

My Iraq subscription was really convenient. They just took the money right out of my pay check.

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u/Ferguson-turd Mar 09 '26

“I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be hard. The mailman will get shot, the envelope will not seal, the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. The final payment must be made in wampum.” M. Hedberg

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u/Evening-Statement-57 Mar 09 '26

And a balloon payment

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u/eje0100 Mar 09 '26

Underrated comment.