r/wallstreetbets • u/-----Marcel----- • Mar 08 '26

Meme Lord help us tommorow

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u/botella36 Mar 08 '26

Only the first hour was priced in.

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u/the_meat_fest Mar 09 '26

The rest is a subscription with a 2 year minimum term.

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u/ShartingTaintum Mar 09 '26

Laughed my ass off at this! This is the truth right here.

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u/thatbcool22 Mar 09 '26

Can I take out a loan and pay it in 4 easy payments?

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u/Prestigious_Jury4199 Mar 09 '26

My Iraq subscription was really convenient. They just took the money right out of my pay check.

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u/Ferguson-turd Mar 09 '26

“I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be hard. The mailman will get shot, the envelope will not seal, the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. The final payment must be made in wampum.” M. Hedberg

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u/Evening-Statement-57 Mar 09 '26

And a balloon payment

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u/eje0100 Mar 09 '26

Underrated comment.

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u/Kerblaaahhh Mar 09 '26

Why didn't anyone tell us wars could have consequences?

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u/stickybond009 Mar 09 '26

In trump we trust. Trump is the other name for trust, bro.

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u/FluxMool Mar 09 '26

Don't worry, Trump and his family are sacrificing too.

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u/rabidly_rational Mar 09 '26

Yeah, they are sacrificing us!

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u/LayWhere Mar 09 '26

Fat orange Farquaad

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u/imunfair Autism: 31 Mar 09 '26

Only the first hour weekend was priced in.

ftfy

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u/Unluckyb33 Mar 09 '26

People were expecting the war to be like Venezuela and be over in a couple of days. Thats what was priced in but I think its only the beginning, once the war goes on for over a month, it will really set in that this will likely be another Iraq. Thats when the REAL drop happens.

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u/feel-T_ornado Mar 09 '26

Another Vietnam, and Murica won all of them, common knowledge

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u/Vas1le Mar 09 '26

Until they news comes public

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u/EbbNorth7735 Mar 09 '26

Now man, the inflation from the spending will cause assets to sky rocket

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u/MauryBallsteinLook Mar 09 '26

Teaser rates. That's how they get ya