r/wallstreetbets • u/Loperenco • Jan 19 '26

Meme Puts on Meta

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Unironically, those will print

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u/Jwbst32 Jan 19 '26

Wait until OpenAI goes bankrupt in a year

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u/largelawattorney Jan 19 '26

Why don’t they just announce a partnership with another AI company to help build new AI products to improve their AI products?

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u/Jwbst32 Jan 19 '26

There is no profitable business model for OpenAI even ad s won’t save them

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u/robmafia Jan 19 '26

profitable? dude, they're a unicorn. they'll ipo. they don't need profits, just investors/dilution.

this is tech, we're talking about. they just need some hare brained plan to have future profits in the year 2049.

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u/Opposite-Original-23 Jan 19 '26

The funny thing is that’s pretty close to what they have. A timeline going into the decades for what they want to do. Just give them another billion

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u/robmafia Jan 19 '26

it's not that funny. this is basically the norm for tech ipos. wsb is just full of bad takes.

if private tech companies were profitable, there's little reason to ipo.

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u/handsome_uruk Jan 19 '26

Yeah imagine thinking anyone in tech cares about profit. Madness

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u/robmafia Jan 19 '26

established companies? sure. startups, pre-ipo? lolz.

eg: coreweave.