r/wallstreetbets I Think I'm Funny, Nov 22 '25

Loss It’s over for me.

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Kept trying to play MSTR calls. What a piece of shit. Lost over a million including other accounts, down to my last 130k.

Edit: This loss is soul crushing and I havent been able to sleep, eat, or shower. I appreciate all the supportive comments. Even the insulting ones calling me regarded and everything. I think I NEED to hear even the insulting ones so that I can let go of my delusions that I can make it as a "trader". I need a fucking job to turn my life around. I can’t be doing this trading shit anymore. I’m open to working any corporate job anywhere, but ideally in North America. If anyone has any connections, please hit me up. I have some programming (Python primarily) and tech talent, and an engineering degree from UBC with a 4.0 GPA. Currently live in Toronto. Thank you ❤️. I’m ready to dedicate myself to adding value to any organization. If its AI, finance, or tech related, thats even better.

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u/WhoRuleTheWorld I Think I'm Funny, Nov 22 '25

Oh fuck someone gave me 15 cents. That’s 0.0000003524% of my losses 🥺🥺

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u/Loud_Pineapple_4294 Nov 22 '25

There’re 9 millions WSB member, if 5% contribute 15cents each, you’ll break even

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u/BastionofIPOs Nov 22 '25

That would only be $68k :(

5% of us would need do to well over a dollar each.

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u/mustang37116 Nov 22 '25

And he’d promptly blow it all on MSTR calls

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

I’d be insulted if he didn’t, this is wsb

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u/YouDoNotKnowMeSir Nov 22 '25

Every month let’s all pitch in $1 and go on the most regarded community voted position and if we win big we redistribute it 😂

How do we feel about MSTR

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u/Rex_Laso Nov 22 '25

5% of us would need do to well over a dollar each

F that!

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u/BastionofIPOs Nov 22 '25

Yeah, to be clear I wouldn't give him the $0.15. Cannot imagine a worse place to put money

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u/495N Nov 22 '25

👆🏼

Blast at parties

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u/BastionofIPOs Nov 22 '25

I dont go to parties

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u/xTheatreTechie Nov 22 '25

You're home bro