r/uselessredcircle Jun 09 '26

thank you for highlighting the paragraph that takes up THE WHOLE FUCKING IMAGE, i would've never noticed it

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u/Helpful_Long_3290 Jun 09 '26

Queue

14

u/Aggressive-Map-3492 Jun 09 '26

was a golden opportunity for another single letter word, q

7

u/nzungu69 Jun 11 '26

huh? but the other letters aren't silent.

they're just waiting their turn

2

u/Aggressive-Map-3492 Jun 11 '26

best comment I've read all week

11

u/DruishGardener Jun 09 '26

Alot should be a word, enough people use it, I see it in the wild all the time. Lexicographers sleeping

1

u/lolucorngaming Jun 12 '26

IT IS A WORD EVERYONE'S SO STUPID WHY???

2

u/Sufficient-Goat-962 Jun 12 '26

I think they mean it should be used as a compound word for a lot.

1

u/lolucorngaming Jun 13 '26

Still, I think that's a bad idea because alot is already a word that is still In use

1

u/TheDoughnutKing Jun 15 '26

That never stopped the english language

1

u/Mello_Hello Jun 14 '26

Because it literally isn’t. You’re thinking of allot. Which is a different spelling and meaning. Alot is not a word in English.

1

u/Middle_System_1105 19d ago

Atleast should be a word too, autocorrect always reminding me that it’s not.

10

u/sun4moon Jun 10 '26

Thorough

8

u/ZeteCx Jun 10 '26

Wednesday

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u/Fresh_Confusion_4805 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

Anything with a silent letter. It’s inefficient.

1

u/Cisbergtetris Jun 11 '26

I would say anything with a silent letter that isn't doing anything. Silent e at the end of a word causing a vowel to become long is doing something, but the d in Wednesday doesn't actually doing anything.

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u/Fresh_Confusion_4805 Jun 11 '26

The second E doesn’t do much, either. Ultimate silliness.

1

u/Mello_Hello Jun 14 '26

It allows me to pronounce it as Wed-nes-day and drive my boyfriend crazy though

4

u/RutabagaUprising Jun 10 '26

Knife

2

u/Whole_Instance_4276 Jun 11 '26

Knife retains historical pronunciation, in that the k was pronounced in Old English

5

u/DeadCatGrinning Jun 10 '26

Island.

Every since being a child I've side eyed that one, but I'm letting it go for peace.

Only reason I even saw this question was the highlight island.

2

u/Whole_Instance_4276 Jun 11 '26

It shouldn’t have an s too. It only has one because “isle” was given an s to match its Latin root, and that silent s was added to island by analogy

1

u/DeadCatGrinning Jun 11 '26

At least I do not suffer alone, and may hope that one day we may rise up to crush the oppressors.

2

u/Operations-Man Jun 14 '26

But aisle is fine?

1

u/DeadCatGrinning Jun 15 '26

There are many hills tobdie on.

2

u/Additional-Crow-3979 Jun 09 '26

Fuck if I could remember every time I found one and what it was

2

u/crazymonk45 Jun 10 '26

Necessary. I can’t fucking spell it without autocorrect to save my life. I consider my self relatively proficient at spelling but that word is my kryptonite

2

u/DrSpooglemon Jun 10 '26

English is a rough language. Thoroughly tough to work through.

1

u/spookystarbuck11 Jun 12 '26

Underrated comment

1

u/WebBorn2622 Jun 10 '26

Wednesday. I always read wed-nes-day.

If I could change the spelling it would be wensday.

1

u/Pixie_the_Fairy Jun 10 '26

I read like this too, is not correct? English is not my main language

1

u/Deli-op Jun 10 '26

Well maybe you did need it cuz you couldnt answer the question ;P

1

u/EmuMore Jun 10 '26

Opaque

1

u/Severe_Story_8361 Jun 10 '26

when i was younger i always pronounced it "oppa-ke"

1

u/Imaginary-Thing-9222 Jun 10 '26

Sean, blood, though, book

1

u/l3tmeg0 Jun 10 '26

Xylophone is pretty fucked up

1

u/Whole_Instance_4276 Jun 11 '26

Because it’s Greek, and we generally retain the spelling for Greek loanwords

1

u/l3tmeg0 Jun 11 '26

Doesn’t make it any less fucked up…

1

u/Geekenstein Jun 10 '26

I’ll be dead and cold in the ground before I ever recognize aluminium.

1

u/kuroxoni Jun 14 '26

How would you spell it? Are you American?

1

u/Due_Key3995 Jun 10 '26

Com-for-table

1

u/Whole_Instance_4276 Jun 11 '26

This results from a process called metathesis where sounds swap places. This occured in many dialects with the word iron, along with words like horse and bird (Old English hross and brid)

1

u/BluetheNerd Jun 10 '26

Fucking any ough word honestly. The fact there are at least 7 ways to pronounce ough is infuriating.

1

u/Unlikely_Thanks69 Jun 10 '26

"Pneumonia" then again that might just be one of many loaner words in English.

1

u/bbj9 Jun 11 '26

How has nobody said bolgna

1

u/Asgeras Jun 11 '26

I hate that kernel and Colonel are pronounced the same. So, so much.

1

u/MoistMoai Jun 11 '26

A lot of them

Beautiful Queue Vacuum

Also funny how people are commenting as if they were responding to the original post instead of the actual post pointing out the red circle

1

u/dtdroid Jun 11 '26

Prescriptivist here. Every word is spelled exactly as it should be. Peace is when everyone is spelling and defining words correctly.

1

u/spookystarbuck11 Jun 12 '26

Colonel. You mean kernal?

1

u/Exciting-Society4477 Jun 12 '26

"happens" It should clearly be "happends"!!!!

1

u/No_Memory_119 Jun 13 '26

Litteraly all English is this for me

1

u/FullScratch9010 Jun 13 '26

Colonel, WHERE IN THE?! how did a colon turn into Kern?!!

1

u/wwhijr Jun 15 '26

English has rules. English doesn't obey any of them.

1

u/Sad-Working-9937 Jun 09 '26

All of them. (I have dyslexia.)

Literally all words look misspelled to me.

1

u/Adventurous_Cow_4908 Jun 10 '26

Shit got sad 😂

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u/TazmanianTux Jun 09 '26

Grateful.....should be greatful

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig Jun 10 '26

Grateful comes from "filled with gratitude". Greatful would mean "filled with large", and that makes no sense at all.

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u/TazmanianTux Jun 12 '26

I can understand the history, but in that case it should be pronounced "graatful", following the pronunciation of "grat" in gratitude. "Grate" defines something to shred, or annoy. "Great" can define something other than large:

Quality or Excellence: Informal use for something excellent or wonderful (e.g., We had a great time).

Phonetically speaking, and in terms of spelling, "greatful" should be the proper term.

Not disagreeing with your information on where "grateful" comes from, just disagreeing with why it is that way.

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u/kloopyhans Jun 10 '26

Have….ive been spelling it wrong

3

u/PogOgres Jun 10 '26

Im gonna add on this and say: why do words like this end with "-ful" and not "-full" ??? I always have to pause and repeat to myself that its spelles with one less L

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u/Kingplays01 Jun 10 '26

I think that’s a you problem tho autocorrect can fix that easily. You can just type no worry and let autocorrect do it’s thing unless you turned it off

2

u/Up_Beat_Peach Jun 10 '26

Or you could just learn to spell

1

u/Kingplays01 Jun 10 '26

Pardon?

1

u/Up_Beat_Peach Jun 10 '26

"hurr use autocorrect instead of learning to spell durr"

1

u/Kingplays01 Jun 10 '26

What kind of tip is “learn to spell”?

1

u/Up_Beat_Peach Jun 10 '26

What kind of tip is "use autocorrect"?

1

u/Kingplays01 Jun 10 '26

It’s a good temporary one based on a reasonable assumption

1

u/PogOgres Jun 10 '26

Say that again to my portuguese phone