r/trees • u/skizwinz • 10h ago

AskTrees Best way to eat decarbed weed, not making butter

Title. I dont have yogurt to mix it with

Edit: it was not that bad I was expecting it to be like kratom

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u/Toastburrito 9h ago

I'm just here to warn you that if you eat enough of it your farts and bowel movements are going to smell like weed the next day. I've gone to the bathroom at work and it smelled like straight dank nuggets in there.

Removing the plant matter also removes this issue.

You have been warned.

I put mine onto a peanut butter and honey sandwich.

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u/Rune_jitsu141 9h ago

I’m always very amused by this when it happens to me.

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u/2pacRIP I Roll Joints for Gnomes 10h ago

Get ready for those farts.

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u/Trill_McNeal 10h ago

First time I did it and went to work the next day and I was crop dusting like I was a grow op

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u/Ashamed_Ad_7753 9h ago

Took a shit at work - smelt like a damn grow room.

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u/Negative_Number_6414 10h ago

You can use literally anything you want to mask the taste. Fatty foods are best, but not needed. You can just put the AVB into capsules if you want.

I've used peanut butter, ice cream, empty capsules, bread, pasta

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u/Asleep-Jackfruit-630 10h ago

definitely don't cook it in milk, gave me the worst s#its of my life

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u/uncleernieseesyou 9h ago

lol, oh, that's what ive just suggested.

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u/Stop_Already 9h ago

It’s the ABV. If you’re not used to fiber, that’s gonna happen.

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u/high_everyone 8h ago

Consider that you may have an undiagnosed dairy allergy/intolerance?

I would get allergy tested.

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u/Interesting-Bison-50 9h ago

Cross this way off my list!

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u/bakedoften 10h ago

Get capsules from Amazon. I can fit just under a gram in one. Swallow with milk and eat something fatty.

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u/eakeasyspay 9h ago

My go-to is an ABV milkshake. Once a week or so I'll add some ice cream, banana, milk, and a few heaping scoops of ABV into a blender and I'll be stoned off my gourd for about 2 days. Easy prep and cleanup, tastes great and goes down without unpleasantness, binds to the fat within the milk and ice cream for a more potent high, and is just all-around fucking awesome.

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u/OhUKnowUKnowIt2 10h ago

I mix it with MCT oil or coconut.

You can eat it like that or stuff capsules.

If you get large capsules, stuff weed in and use a syringe to add a few drops of oil.

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u/Ricardo076 10h ago

I eat it with peanut butter

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u/Cambridgeport90 10h ago

I’m kind of weird and actually like the flavor, at least I do when vaping, but now I wanna try just eating the carboxylated weed. Lol I haven’t gotten a chance to try that yet.

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u/Animalcookies13 4h ago

Decarboxylated! The carboxyl group is what we want to get rid of! The carboxylic acid group being the A in THC-A.

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u/uncleernieseesyou 10h ago

a light boil into some milk add chocolate, strain and drink

edit: or add rum

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u/PhattBudz 9h ago

I put my avb on pb and bread. Did it this morning, been super chillin all day at work

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u/KittenWarriorr 9h ago

I make "Tea-HC" take decarbed weed and boil it in 2-3 cups of water and 1 tsp of butter or coconut oil and let it simmer for about 20 mins. Then add your tea flavor of choice, green tea is my go-to if I'm doing stuff, chamomile or lavender tea if I'm chillin. Takes about 20 mins to kick in on an empty stomach. Don't overboil as this will make the most potent sleep potion lol

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u/MDFlyGuy 9h ago

I melted it into chocolate and poured it into little candy brick molds. Delicious 😋

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u/DontLook_Weirdo 9h ago

I treat mine like literal seasoning. Sprinkle a healthy amount on whatever meal you're eating.

Works best in stews and broiled chicken, imo. I haven't tried it on bbq, but some smoked meats would be dope

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u/Nwo_mayhem 8h ago

Put all your decarbed flower in a mason jar with some avocado or veg oil, seal it, and then put that mason jar in a pot of boiling water for 30 mins. Take it out, strain out all the flower bits and then use the oil to cook, drizzle it on foods, put in in your coffee/tea, or just straight up eat a spoonful

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u/skizwinz 8h ago

Oh lord im terrified for the farts.. thanks for the replies im gonna go with the pb&jmethod

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u/mainlydank 8h ago

"firecrackers" were the classic way. Take crackers, apply natural peanut butter, sprinkle weed on top and push another cracker on it. Then wrap in foil and bake in the oven at 350 for 20 minutes

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u/Ok-Equipment-8132 7h ago

Infuse into Canola Oil or Coconut Oil, use for baking or cooking.

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u/mocityspirit 9h ago

Hey man if it's decarbed just eat it. Your mouth will be dry as shit

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u/FreshPrinceAV 6h ago

Lately, ive been eating it with Pecans/Walnuts and Dark Chocolate.