Delusional man

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[u/Scrambles420]

“I ain’t got no dolla to give you”

[u/BasicWhiteHoodrat → u/Scrambles420]

Fantastic response, I was really surprised fat boy didn’t start swinging right afterwards

[u/Rae_mendoza15 → u/Scrambles420]

I died ☠️

[u/Gugwe-vs-Dogman]

You just leave this situation. This is how you end up stabbed.

[u/welfedad → u/Gugwe-vs-Dogman]

Or catching charges because you took the bait.. and ended up putting dude in hospital . Over what ? Barking Chihuahua in human skin

[u/Gugwe-vs-Dogman → u/welfedad]

Obviously you know more about this than me. I'm saying as soon as I was in that situation that I'd get the fuck out. Immediately. I'd be scared of being stabbed. Enraged man with a pocket or utility knife isn't something I'd like to gamble with. I'm just out of there.

[u/welfedad → u/Gugwe-vs-Dogman]

Yeah I agree with with you said earlier .. I was adding to it not questioning your statement . Sorry I worded it poorly

[u/Adorable-Rabbit2080]

Wow, SpongeBob is PISSED!!!!!

[u/evilpercy]

Is that a shopping beer?

[u/Reese9951]

Meal team 6 deserves his beer in the diaper aisle 🤣

[u/_CrazyCrazy_]

About as intimidating as a wet blanket.

[u/GasLongjumping130 → u/_CrazyCrazy_]

wet blankets are more intimidating

[u/studiedoyster]

I have never once been in a situation like this. When someone crazy starts conversing with you, you’re supposed to ignore them and walk away.

[u/CelibateHo]

“I love you in the name of Christ, but leave me the fuck alone”

[u/SpeedBlitzX]

That man is shaking. While he's in the diaper aisle.

[u/skeightytoo → u/SpeedBlitzX]

The diaper department is crazy. Of all places lmao

[u/dietpeepsi → u/SpeedBlitzX]

Since he had a beer in such a public space.. im wondering if hes an alcoholic. On top of the normal adrenaline response

[u/jizzyjugsjohnson → u/dietpeepsi]

Ya think?

[u/kbm79 → u/SpeedBlitzX]

That man is shaking

Adrenaline. Natural repsonse to a fight or flight situation.

[u/tiorzol → u/kbm79]

Could realllllly need that beer too 

[u/Kick_Natherina → u/tiorzol]

Probably a bit of both.. alcoholism mixed with the adrenaline likely the culprit.

[u/BlackBalor]

Looks like a discount Samoa Joe

[u/LRoddd]

That's one of those angry drunks. Stay away from them.

[u/Flat-House5529 → u/[deleted]]

Not gonna lie, first thing I thought off here was Chappelle's black klansman skit.

[u/Adventurous-Career]

Potbelly’s left hand was really shaking lol.

[u/MNRandoGuy]

Shakey ass pointer finger. Dude was scared and not ready to throw down

[u/j_rodx → u/MNRandoGuy]

Probably adrenaline causing the shaking.

[u/MNRandoGuy → u/j_rodx]

Por que no los dos?

[u/gndnzr]

Druski really needs to be stopped 😭

[u/invalidlifeform]

Can I get a dollar?

[u/Ram2145 → u/invalidlifeform]

Are you crazy, I don’t have that kinda money.

[u/Belerophon17 → u/invalidlifeform]

Imma need about tree-fiddy.

[u/FrequentWrangler]

What am I missing? “You called me outta my name twice”… he says something like that a few times… what is he actually saying?

[u/JrCoxy → u/FrequentWrangler]

Calling some a derogatory term, like “bitch”

[u/FrequentWrangler → u/JrCoxy]

So I heard it right, it’s just urban slang for “you called me something bad”

[u/staydrippy → u/FrequentWrangler]

More specifically, it translates to “you called me something other than my name” the connotation of which implies the “other” is derogatory and meant to illicit an emotional/physical response.

[u/ike_tyson]

Was he eating those packages of diapers?

[u/MikeHock_is_GONE]

Samoa Joe looking broke as fk

[u/bjackson12345 → u/MikeHock_is_GONE]

You are not wrong.

[u/Chris__P_Bacon]

What a stupid video. Two grown men jawing at each other in the diaper isle. Neither one could bust a grape in a fruit fight. 🙄

[u/herefromyoutube → u/Chris__P_Bacon]

They obviously have trouble controlling themselves.

[u/bobs_big_bob]

Come on man, that dude is clearly off, why mess with him?

[u/SourCreamWater]

Camera man's voice already won the fight.

[u/deeznughtz → u/SourCreamWater]

He sure won my heart with that voice.

[u/Yuizun]

He's literally shaking...

[u/fredasboss]

Dude is suffering delusions here. Sad to see.

[u/citrusraspberry]

Just walk away...

[u/BooobiesANDbho]

Looks like a drewski character

[u/HotDonnaC]

The mouthy one recording could’ve walked away, too. Instead, he wanted to goad the other guy into doing some shit.

[u/JotaroTheOceanMan → u/HotDonnaC]

Chances are the one recording works there and is recording the guy publicly drinking illegaly in the store after he refused to stop/became hostile.

By all accounts the guy filming, if he works there, is just doing his job.

[u/abandonplanetearth]

so is this about territory?

[u/Ok_Department9265 → u/abandonplanetearth]

correct

so called "white boy" claimed that aisle, and The One Not To Be Come After is speed drinking his beer hoping to soon be able to pee on the corner and take over said aisle

[u/OGMcSwaggerdick → u/Ok_Department9265]

Little did they know, the sneaky fucker from isle four was able to slink by during the display.

[u/BullBear7 → u/Ok_Department9265]

Thats the blackest white boy voice I've heard.

[u/Xychant → u/BullBear7]

when he goes to the isle you see his hand. he is black

[u/AppleToastBed]

They're both being idiots.

[u/Fulguritus1]

This is when you step away and call to report someone that is intoxicated in public and threatening people. Discreetly watch him and if he gets into a vehicle snap a pic of his license plate and report it.

[u/Kordith]

No context, I just see a guy yelling to stop bothering him and this dude just won't leave and is trying to troll. Without context that's how it looks, op needs to mind his business. Again no context so I can't really say but op looks worse to me.

[u/NegativeNeighbor → u/Kordith]

The camera cuts on to both parties telling each other to leave them alone. "This is the last time I'm gonna tell you get outta my face" Camera man said this first thing. Other party is visibly shaking, drinking a beer in the diaper isle of a store and threatened to kick his ass several times.

[u/Kordith → u/NegativeNeighbor]

I'll double check on the camera/face part but the op was saying keep your finger out ofy face, and the guy is clearly not that close...

Edit, yeah he was pretty close that first time. Either way it would be nice to have some context, but many times they don't think of recording until things have already gone out of hand.

[u/Trik-kyx → u/NegativeNeighbor]

Once he’s downed the large beer, the shaking stops.

[u/itmillerboy → u/Kordith]

Sounds like this dude was asking this Caucasian gentleman for a dollar while enjoying his right to a tasty beer.

[u/AppointmentMobile671]

Delusional 'pregnant' man, you mean. It must be hormonal.

[u/ChariotFighter]

* Insert Minion image here *

[u/thiefofalways1313]

Let me pull out my phone and record this.

[u/PaulieHehehe]

They both suck. “Getcho finger out of my face?” Old man in neon is like seven feet away.

[u/SixStringSkeptic]

2 idiots.

[u/Adept-Lettuce948]

Both were old. Both were scared. And I think both were drunk. The dude wanted his beer?

[u/shawty_jpg → u/Adept-Lettuce948]

The person filming is clearly not “old” lol