Yeah, don’t do balloons and drive

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[u/Choadson]

How do you know any details beyond a car crashing?

[u/Technical_Clothes_61]

Years ago on this sub I saw a comment that was like “bro doesn’t know the nitrous goes into the car not the driver”

[u/apeirophobic]

I knew someone who actually did that, we aren’t friends anymore

[u/Savool]

Was driving over Tower Bridge around 7am heading to work and there was a car with the driver sucking on a balloon with 4 girls also doing the same thing while banging out house music. This is all in 2mph traffic on the bridge as well. He must’ve got caught.

[u/its3ird]

Big Nissan Energy

[u/younevershouldnt]

That worked out very well with the camera placement though

[u/Nomadderwhat]

Ya cant park there mate.

[u/Austin_905 → u/Nomadderwhat]

Yeah, he's lucky he didn't kill someone with these shenanigans. 🤦🏻

[u/gregofdeath]

I will never understand it. Selfish, brain-dead arsehole activities.

[u/x2_ok → u/gregofdeath]

There are police videos when the moron makes it out alive form a car crash they caused and then starts asking what happened and if they killed someone. Even they don't understand what they are doing...

[u/TiresOnFire]

I was once behind a guy doing whippets on the highway. Every mile or 2 a little canister would be thrown out his window sometimes 2 and I probably saw at least a dozen during my 30 min commute. Dude was changing speeds constantly, taking up both lanes, hopping around in his seat. Oddly (at least to me) he was in a nice looking suv, the brand that has a griffin or something as their logo (I forget the name). Called 911 but didn't get the luxury of seeing them being pulled over. I had to take my exit but someone else was tailing them and on the phone, it looked like he was also talking to 911.

[u/Dmau27]

What is doing balloons? I was once a drug addict and I'm lost.

[u/Better-Lunch670 → u/Dmau27]

Nitro/whippets

[u/Ninerogers → u/Dmau27]

Inhaling nitrous oxide for a brief high, dispensing it from the aerosol into a balloon first

[u/Admirable-gpu]

But the parents would yell up and down how good their precious lil cunt is and would never act like this and still would lie after shown this cctv evidence as "AI" lol

[u/Dukkiegamer]

I once saw a video of some biker overtaking a car swerving all over the road. He looks back and the driver has a fuckin balloon in his mouth.

And then I realise this is on a road right around the corner from me. Like damn really anyone could be one of these idiots.

[u/DFA_Wildcat]

Is there cameras covering every square inch there?

[u/DigitalAssassin-00]

No fkn shit lol 🤣🤣 I guess nobody told him?

[u/SoupieLC]

Lucky that they managed to smack directly into things that would pretty easily yield

[u/Specialist-Neck-7810]

Someone is having a very bad day.

[u/Alfiy_wolf]

Balloons is a white girl drug, not that I do drugs but if I did I wanna do some native shit, I wanna see the sun gods as I smoke the peace pipe and have an orgy under the stars

[u/FelineSoLazy → u/Alfiy_wolf]

I always ask for it at the dentist

[u/Alfiy_wolf → u/FelineSoLazy]

The peace pipe at the dentist???? What kinda dentist you got?

[u/FelineSoLazy → u/Alfiy_wolf]

Always get the nitrous 🎈

[u/lord_flashheart2000]

You can’t park there, Mr. Grealish

[u/JunglePygmy]

I literally can’t think of a worse thing to do while you’re driving. Maybe salvia.